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Axius · 10-08-2015, 01:36 PM

My cheap ass key doesn't even have an alarm button.

upstatedoc · 10-08-2015, 02:34 PM

Is that a handcuff key on your keychain?

C5driver · 10-08-2015, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

Is that a handcuff key on your keychain?

It fits the furry pink cuffs, yes.

V1.47fan · 10-08-2015, 03:50 PM

Nothing runs like a Deere.

ASBSECU E93 · 10-08-2015, 03:57 PM

V1.47fan - Handcuff key.... Possible LEO..? Or just downright kinky..?

MrPrena · 10-08-2015, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

V1.47fan - Handcuff key.... Possible LEO..? Or just downright kinky..?

He probably is...
It's also a Peerless handcuff key.
Looking at the fixtures and couch, looks like SEC or IRS enforcement.

V1.47fan · 10-08-2015, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

V1.47fan - Handcuff key.... Possible LEO..? Or just downright kinky..?

That was C5driver's, nice try.

C5driver · 10-08-2015, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by V1.47fan

Nothing runs like a Deere.

Wow...that's one festive colored dildo

ETA...OMG...that was a joke! Don't flip us off and go away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

V1.47fan · 10-08-2015, 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by C5driver

Wow...that's one festive colored dildo

ETA...OMG...that was a joke! Don't flip us off and go away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They're goofin on the guy with the handcuffs' key, why should i be upset?

ASBSECU E93 · 10-08-2015, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by V1.47fan

That was C5driver's, nice try.

oh snap - you are right...

MrPrena · 10-08-2015, 06:02 PM

same/similar table got me. oh well

Bobble · 10-08-2015, 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Or...., why bars set out little bowls of chex mix, that probably 80 dirty old man fingers have bastardized after they use the washroom and don't...., wash their hands.

Hey I wash my freaking hands, every other time you young whippersnapper!

UncleWede · 10-08-2015, 11:27 PM

#whippersnappers

In grade school, back when I went, they taught us not to pee on our hands????

Axius · 10-09-2015, 06:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Bobble

Hey I wash my freaking hands, every other time you young whippersnapper!

Look at you all high and mighty on your proper manners horse, old man!

upstatedoc · 10-09-2015, 07:21 AM

Our Six Year Old Will Not Sleep In His Own Bed!!! I Got 4 Hours Of Sleep Last Night!

ASBSECU E93 · 10-09-2015, 09:24 AM

upstatedoc - That's why benadryl was created

CANGRKE70 · 10-09-2015, 09:29 AM

I'm sick with the flu and had to come into work to complete year end evaluations. I'm going to cough and sneeze on everything and turn this bitch into the walking dead.

Axius · 10-09-2015, 09:42 AM

So one of those little lizards got his entire back stuck to the adhesive on the velcro on the side of the house, that's why all three were hanging out up there and not running off. So I put on a glove in case he tried to bite me and spent the better part of a half hour, slowly peeling his fragile little body off the glue. It was a pain in the ass and tedious, but I did get him off without hurting him I think, never tried to nip at me either. His little feet were clung to me like "GET ME OFF HERE DUDDEE, PLEAASE". Put him on the ground and he was panting really hard probably from the pressure I had to put on him, but he was walking and clinging to the wall, so I hope he's doing good. He's my little buddy now.

That was a good feeling saving the little guy. Then I went on to kill like 3 monster sized fucking spiders.

Biorin · 10-09-2015, 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

So one of those little lizards got his entire back stuck to the adhesive on the velcro on the side of the house, that's why all three were hanging out up there and not running off. So I put on a glove in case he tried to bite me and spent the better part of a half hour, slowly peeling his fragile little body off the glue. It was a pain in the ass and tedious, but I did get him off without hurting him I think, never tried to nip at me either. His little feet were clung to me like "GET ME OFF HERE DUDDEE, PLEAASE". Put him on the ground and he was panting really hard probably from the pressure I had to put on him, but he was walking and clinging to the wall, so I hope he's doing good. He's my little buddy now.

That was a good feeling saving the little guy. Then I went on to kill like 3 monster sized fucking spiders.

RIP spiderbros

C5driver · 10-09-2015, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

Our Six Year Old Will Not Sleep In His Own Bed!!! I Got 4 Hours Of Sleep Last Night!

Ambien with a wine cooler chaser? Kids love walruses.

C5driver · 10-09-2015, 11:17 AM

Has anyone eaten rooster before?

Axius · 10-09-2015, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by C5driver

Has anyone eaten rooster before?

In general, I've stayed away from cocks. From what I've heard it can be rubbery sometimes.

10-08-2015, 01:36 PM	#15621
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10-08-2015, 03:50 PM	#15624
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10-08-2015, 06:02 PM	#15631
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10-08-2015, 11:27 PM	#15633
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10-09-2015, 07:21 AM	#15635
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10-09-2015, 09:29 AM	#15637
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10-09-2015, 09:42 AM	#15638
Axius Banned 4208 Rep 216 Posts Drives: 612 Scaglietti Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Watch Me NayNay iTrader: (0)	So one of those little lizards got his entire back stuck to the adhesive on the velcro on the side of the house, that's why all three were hanging out up there and not running off. So I put on a glove in case he tried to bite me and spent the better part of a half hour, slowly peeling his fragile little body off the glue. It was a pain in the ass and tedious, but I did get him off without hurting him I think, never tried to nip at me either. His little feet were clung to me like "GET ME OFF HERE DUDDEE, PLEAASE". Put him on the ground and he was panting really hard probably from the pressure I had to put on him, but he was walking and clinging to the wall, so I hope he's doing good. He's my little buddy now. That was a good feeling saving the little guy. Then I went on to kill like 3 monster sized fucking spiders.
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10-09-2015, 11:17 AM	#15641
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