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      10-11-2015, 04:28 PM   #15687
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You would, you're Canadian. Sheep.


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You're telling me I can control the weather and become completely impervious to the wind just by purchasing a pillow? Wanna stock up and rule the world?
Yes. That's EXACTLY what I'm saying. We need to get started like, 5 years ago. A lot to catch up on, so bring your best gloves and yoga pants.


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All hail the King and Queen!
Since Biorin and myself are King and Queen, I would like to personally make bimmette, VP Mayor of Highest Honour.
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You're telling me I can control the weather and become completely impervious to the wind just by purchasing a pillow? Wanna stock up and rule the world?
Yes. That's EXACTLY what I'm saying. We need to get started like, 5 years ago. A lot to catch up on, so bring your best gloves and yoga pants.


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I'd love to live in a world ruled by Biorin and Axius.

All hail the King and Queen!
Since Biorin and myself are King and Queen, I would like to personally make bimmette, VP Mayor of Highest Honour.
Yay! Do I get VIP parking privileges everywhere I go?
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You're telling me I can control the weather and become completely impervious to the wind just by purchasing a pillow? Wanna stock up and rule the world?
Yes. That's EXACTLY what I'm saying. We need to get started like, 5 years ago. A lot to catch up on, so bring your best gloves and yoga pants.


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I'd love to live in a world ruled by Biorin and Axius.

All hail the King and Queen!
Since Biorin and myself are King and Queen, I would like to personally make bimmette, VP Mayor of Highest Honour.
I could see it now....

A world ruled by sarcasm, bad jokes & unruly sex amongst the three of you while the world around you burns.
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You and Tara

Asian on Asian crime.
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      10-11-2015, 04:59 PM   #15694
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Asian on Asian crime.
He's just a halfer, like you and Biorin.
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Hooray for OT Orgies... Yay, alliteration!
You and Tara

Asian on Asian crime.
He's just a halfer, like you and Biorin.
Yeah but I don't want part of your little orgy. And you'll need someone to keep you warm at night while The king and queen are shacking up.

I'm taking my big booty Latinas with me on over to Mars.
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      10-11-2015, 05:35 PM   #15696
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Yes. That's EXACTLY what I'm saying. We need to get started like, 5 years ago. A lot to catch up on, so bring your best gloves and yoga pants.
Only if you show up in your nicest leotard.


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Since Biorin and myself are King and Queen, I would like to personally make bimmette, VP Mayor of Highest Honour.
Agreed! Mr.SugarSkulls is nominated as the court jester because, well, irony.
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Yay! Do I get VIP parking privileges everywhere I go?
Front row, first spot, painted double wide so no door dings.

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Only if you show up in your nicest leotard.


Agreed! Mr.SugarSkulls is nominated as the court jester because, well, irony.
HA! Jester boy! I'll at least give him some virgins, since he is my brother.
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Biorin and Axius - Heavy is the head that wears the crown
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Yes. That's EXACTLY what I'm saying. We need to get started like, 5 years ago. A lot to catch up on, so bring your best gloves and yoga pants.
Only if you show up in your nicest leotard.


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Agreed! Mr.SugarSkulls is nominated as the court jester because, well, irony.
No.

I'm off to Mars and will rule my own world. Then- I will battle you 3 for interstellar domination.

I will defeat you.
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Only if you show up in your nicest leotard.


Agreed! Mr.SugarSkulls is nominated as the court jester because, well, irony.
HA! Jester boy! I'll at least give him some virgins, since he is my brother.
You are no brother of mine.

Your queen has severed that tie.


This...is....war.....
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You are no brother of mine.

Your queen has severed that tie.


This...is....war.....
What did I do?
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You are no brother of mine.

Your queen has severed that tie.


This...is....war.....
What did I do?
You nominated me as a jester! That's what!

I am an emperor, not no silly Jester.
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I might also be a little annoyed/pissed the fuck off because of seattles epic collapse earlier. Just maybe. Bunch of bitch ass Seahawks.

Where's my black book when I need it? I need to release some steam on a thot.
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I might also be a little annoyed/pissed the fuck off because of seattles epic collapse earlier. Just maybe. Bunch of bitch ass Seahawks.

Where's my black book when I need it? I need to release some steam on a thot.
...in other news, Pats win again (yawn)
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...in other news, Pats win again (yawn)
My fantasy chances were looking so good this week until the other guy with Tom Brady had to rain on my parade

Also, Denver's defense going 16-10 against Oakland netted him 27 points. The hell is wrong with this league?

Edit: did not see game, have been informed Denver's D crushed it. Fine.
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I might also be a little annoyed/pissed the fuck off because of seattles epic collapse earlier. Just maybe. Bunch of bitch ass Seahawks.

Where's my black book when I need it? I need to release some steam on a thot.
...in other news, Pats win again (yawn)
I can't even be mad at you.

Seattle pisses me the fuck off. Back to irrelevance in every fucking aspect, except that yawner of a sport known as soccer.
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You are no brother of mine.

Your queen has severed that tie.


This...is....war.....
YOU TAKE THAT BACK. BLOOD IS BLOOD. YOU ARE MY BRETHREN.


You claim war, you claim war on this family.
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