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      12-12-2014, 11:51 AM   #1651
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      12-12-2014, 01:55 PM   #1655
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The overnight rains caused a slide in a local burn area. The first loader was there in case there was a slide. The second loader is there to try and dig it out. They are the same loader, so that rock debris is about 15' deep. The buried bucket is to the right in the picture. The first loader is on the street.

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I'm my friends shopping assistant now. She has tried the same shirt in three sizes and three colors. JUST PICK A SIZE, AND BUY THE COLORS. I'm going insane. "what do you think?"

Why do you ask? Why?
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      12-13-2014, 10:05 AM   #1660
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I'm my friends shopping assistant now. She has tried the same shirt in three sizes and three colors. JUST PICK A SIZE, AND BUY THE COLORS. I'm going insane. "what do you think?"

Why do you ask? Why?
This really would not be all that hard to get out of. Simply suggest that the size she has picked is a bit too small and she should try on a larger size. Continue with this throughout the day until her whole wardrobe basically billows around her like some sort of sheet.

She'll be so devastated thinking she is getting fatter that you will no longer be her shopping assistant.
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This really would not be all that hard to get out of. Simply suggest that the size she has picked is a bit too small and she should try on a larger size. Continue with this throughout the day until her whole wardrobe basically billows around her like some sort of sheet.

She'll be so devastated thinking she is getting fatter that you will no longer be her shopping assistant.
Lol, this I use but see, I seldom meet women I have anything in common, or whom I like. She is a rare beauty, and her personality is one of the strongest I've ever seen. I'm too happy to have met her, so I shut up and take her shopping. After all, she has to listen to me rant about my car, a topic she cares even less than I about shopping, so I consider this a pretty fair trade.

After avoiding anyone with a vagina for a year now, I can honestly say I miss female company too. I can hold a handbag for a few hours if I can explain while doing this in colorful terms all the things that are wrong in American men.
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      12-13-2014, 10:41 AM   #1662
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[QUOTE=Lups;17072545]Lol, this I use but see, I seldom meet women I have anything in common, or whom I like. She is a rare beauty, and her personality is one of the strongest I've ever seen. I'm too happy to have met her, so I shut up and take her shopping. After all, she has to listen to me rant about my car, a topic she cares even less than I about shopping, so I consider this a pretty fair trade.

This is the most insightful and open minded post I have read from you, Lups.

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      12-13-2014, 10:53 AM   #1663
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Lol, this I use but see, I seldom meet women I have anything in common, or whom I like. She is a rare beauty, and her personality is one of the strongest I've ever seen. I'm too happy to have met her, so I shut up and take her shopping. After all, she has to listen to me rant about my car, a topic she cares even less than I about shopping, so I consider this a pretty fair trade.

This is the most insightful and open minded post I have read from you, Lups.

#newfoundrespect

Hi Samu! All good/ looking up?

Dude I'm not as bad always as I seem to be. Sometimes I'm worse.
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      12-13-2014, 11:09 AM   #1664
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Hi Samu! All good/ looking up?

Dude I'm not as bad always as I seem to be. Sometimes I'm worse.
Lol, no worries! I know we are all here to have a good time, and maybe learn something along the way.

BTW, I am playing catch up on this forum, because I have been away (work related) but I saw your a pic of your car for the first time today, and I must say you have an AWESOME and beautiful car! Stay safe and have fun while enjoying Peter! (I know Billup and Squishy will have a blast with that one)
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      12-13-2014, 11:20 AM   #1665
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Lol, no worries! I know we are all here to have a good time, and maybe learn something along the way.

BTW, I am playing catch up on this forum, because I have been away (work related) but I saw your a pic of your car for the first time today, and I must say you have an AWESOME and beautiful car! Stay safe and have fun while enjoying Peter! (I know Billup and Squishy will have a blast with that one)
Haha, life getting in the way of forums. I disapprove.

The offer still stands, if you need someone to talk to, I'm pretty much a no life all the time.

I'm currently on a parking lot waiting for a friend to show up. He's getting a wrap on his and needed a lift back from the shop. I can't believe I needed an excuse to gtfo this much, I basically begged him to let me follow him there and drive him back.

Oh well, as long as no one hears about this, it's all good.

Yes, the car naming went the usual, perfect way.
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      12-13-2014, 12:11 PM   #1666
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      12-13-2014, 12:28 PM   #1667
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Haha, life getting in the way of forums. I disapprove.

The offer still stands, if you need someone to talk to, I'm pretty much a no life all the time.

I'm currently on a parking lot waiting for a friend to show up. He's getting a wrap on his and needed a lift back from the shop. I can't believe I needed an excuse to gtfo this much, I basically begged him to let me follow him there and drive him back.

Oh well, as long as no one hears about this, it's all good.

Yes, the car naming went the usual, perfect way.
Thank you. You guys are my only online friends, as I don't do the social media thing. All of you are awesome.

I plan on wrapping my next car, so I'm always interested in hearing about the experience of others who have wrapped it up, lol. I hope it turns out the way he planned.

Sorry we got off topic.

Another thing that REALLY gets to me is that my car was parked for about two weeks, was left sitting still, out of the way, not bothering anyone, but I come back and it looks like someone who doesn't know how to drive tried to park next to be but scuffed up my left side rear bumper. it looks like a car tire rubbed up against my car. WTF.

No note on my windshield. No, "hey, who owns the white car parked in the lot, I need to get a hold of the owner". Nothing. Just a "hey, let me just fuck up this big ass white car, then act as if nothing happened and no one will notice".

Can't have nice things out here.
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Dude no idea what happened there but notifications went through for once, so its all good.
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Thank you. You guys are my only online friends, as I don't do the social media thing. All of you are awesome.

I plan on wrapping my next car, so I'm always interested in hearing about the experience of others who have wrapped it up, lol. I hope it turns out the way he planned.

Sorry we got off topic.

Another thing that REALLY gets to me is that my car was parked for about two weeks, was left sitting still, out of the way, not bothering anyone, but I come back and it looks like someone who doesn't know how to drive tried to park next to be but scuffed up my left side rear bumper. it looks like a car tire rubbed up against my car. WTF.

No note on my windshield. No, "hey, who owns the white car parked in the lot, I need to get a hold of the owner". Nothing. Just a "hey, let me just fuck up this big ass white car, then act as if nothing happened and no one will notice".

Can't have nice things out here.
haha, we are not that bad, even I have trouble of believing this sometimes. I share your no social media ways, antisocial is the way to go.
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