[Rotorocious]

Fawk home land is so good this season. Kill that guy already!

[NickBlaine]

I got flashed (high beam) 3 times over the weekend.

I usually drive around with my fogs on, just out of habit. But I didn't this weekend, as you can see better without the light so close to the car.... yada yada.

But I have had the car for over a year, maybe been flashed twice. Really pissed me off. I flashed and held it right back at them. I hope they were blinded.

[Samurai of 2day]

Another thing that gets to me is house guests that get a little TOO comfortable.

I had a female friend visit me Friday night, and even though it was only her second time over my place, she decides that she should be comfortable enough to go in my fridge without asking first.

Family is one thing. They can make themselves at home. If you are a frequent guest, go ahead and knock yourself out. But if this is only your second time over, you should really ask for the ok to go in and out of things like the fridge, or cupboards or underwear drawers, you know...?

It's not like I'm a bad host. I will offer any guest multiple times while they are visiting if they would like someting to eat or drink, or if they need a shower after a night of fun, but let me get it for you if you are a newby. You didn't earn the right to act like you been around for a while after only date 2.

[Nkc]

Originally Posted by Samurai of 2day

It's not like I'm a bad host. I will offer any guest multiple times while they are visiting if they would like someting to eat or drink, or if they need a shower after a night of fun, but let me get it for you if you are a newby. You didn't earn the right to act like you been around for a while after only date 2.

I thought I was the only one that offered to give my female guests a shower after a night of fun, even if it was only her second visit. It just gets to me that they don't accept my offer. What a bitch.

[Billup]

Should have shoved a banana in her mouth and then corrected her actions. You need to lay down who the boss is before people enter the door.

[Billup]

Originally Posted by Nkc

I thought I was the only one that offered to give my female guests a shower after a night of fun, even if it was only her second visit. It just gets to me that they don't accept my offer. What a bitch.

There's a secret that makes them NEED a shower in the morning regardless of if you ask or not. It's fool proof and works every time.

Then when they are in, you just get in, because it's technically your shower and you don't like wasting hot water.

[Nkc]

Originally Posted by Billup

There's a secret that makes them NEED a shower in the morning regardless of if you ask or not. It's fool proof and works every time.

Then when they are in, you just get in, because it's technically your shower and you don't like wasting hot water.

Then you naturally piss on her and give her a golden shower right? Right? R Kelly her right? Lol I'm high on flu meds.

[Billup]

Originally Posted by Nkc

Then you naturally piss on her and give her a golden shower right? Right? R Kelly her right? Lol I'm high on flu meds.

Close. Just complete the deed in her hair "on accident". It'll be crusty by morning and they'll have to get it out, otherwise people ask questions.

[Samurai of 2day]

Originally Posted by Billup

There's a secret that makes them NEED a shower in the morning regardless of if you ask or not. It's fool proof and works every time.

Then when they are in, you just get in, because it's technically your shower and you don't like wasting hot water.

Exactly.

I pay the bills around here, so if I feel like taking a shower, I will... whether the tub is occupied or not.

[grimlock]

Originally Posted by Samurai of 2day

Exactly.

I pay the bills around here, so if I feel like taking a shower, I will... whether the tub is occupied or not.

Sounds like rape. No J/K

I would trade access to my fridge for access to her cooch anytime.. exactly what type of friend are we talking about here?

[Samurai of 2day]

Originally Posted by grimlock

Sounds like rape. No J/K

I would trade access to my fridge for access to her cooch anytime.. exactly what type of friend are we talking about here?

Lol, I would never do a thing like that.

Just a nice young lady I met the week before thanksgiving weekend. First time we hung out, we went out for dinner and chilled at the bar until the place closed, then dropper her off at home. Second time we hung out, she spent the night at my place, no sex, (believe me I tried) then she went home the next morning.

Now this past friday, she comes over my place for the second time, we order Thai food, and we chill in my living room. Nothing serious. She is a bit youger than I am, so some of the things she says make me cringe, but she is good people either way..,. but not enough to have free reign in my dwelling... not yet. That right has to be earned.

I guess I can learn to ease up a bit... Like you said Grimlock, that night, the trade off for her going in my fridge was not bad... not bad at all.

[954Stealth]

I just got back from Jamaica feeling pretty good and then learn my car was totaled. Damn it.

[grimlock]

Originally Posted by Samurai of 2day

Lol, I would never do a thing like that.

Just a nice young lady I met the week before thanksgiving weekend. First time we hung out, we went out for dinner and chilled at the bar until the place closed, then dropper her off at home. Second time we hung out, she spent the night at my place, no sex, (believe me I tried) then she went home the next morning.

Now this past friday, she comes over my place for the second time, we order Thai food, and we chill in my living room. Nothing serious. She is a bit youger than I am, so some of the things she says make me cringe, but she is good people either way..,. but not enough to have free reign in my dwelling... not yet. That right has to be earned.

I guess I can learn to ease up a bit... Like you said Grimlock, that night, the trade off for her going in my fridge was not bad... not bad at all.

Well let's see.. next time she tries to open the fridge door you put you hand over hers on the handle, then you slide up next to her and say: "My fridge is sacred. I have to know you are serious about this.." and start giving her the fuck me eyes.

[Devious21]

Originally Posted by grimlock

Well let's see.. next time she tries to open the fridge door you put you hand over hers on the handle, then you slide up next to her and say: "My fridge is sacred. I have to know you are serious about this.." and start giving her the fuck me eyes.

[Samurai of 2day]

Originally Posted by 954Stealth

I just got back from Jamaica feeling pretty good and then learn my car was totaled. Damn it.

Did you leave your car with someone while you were away? I hope no one was injured, but that sucks to come home to your property being damaged, when you weren't even in the country.

I hate that. If I cause damage to my stuff, so be it. But when my stuff is damaged at no fault of my own, well that gets to me too.

hang in there Stealth. I really hope everyone involved is ok. Just look at it like this, time to get a new toy!

When my bike was stolen in August, I was really bummed out because the bond I formed with my S1000rr was uncanny. What a tough bike to replace... but now I am riding my dream bike (at least I will be again when winter is over) so it ain't all bad. Try to stay strong and get to work with your insurace right away.

[Billup]

We're here for you Stealth! The good thing is, it's only a possession and nothing happened to you.

I remember when I let my old coworker borrow my Rsx-S to go to a funeral, and somehow he got it impounded and he went to jail. That was the last time I ever let someone drive my car.


My "what gets me" today;
Someone asks me if I can stop and pick something up, and they say "Yeah its the $6 one". I get to the store and it's the "$6.95" one, then when I get back and give it to them, and they try to give me $6. Fucking seriously? I do you a favor and you trump me out of $2 on top of it? Bitch, there's a thing called sales tax and my personal time tax.

[Samurai of 2day]

Originally Posted by grimlock

Well let's see.. next time she tries to open the fridge door you put you hand over hers on the handle, then you slide up next to her and say: "My fridge is sacred. I have to know you are serious about this.." and start giving her the fuck me eyes.

You should be writing romance novels for horny / lonely old ladies!

[Billup]

Originally Posted by Samurai of 2day

You should be writing romance novels for horny / lonely old ladies!

I don't think that would be such a good idea for Grimmy.

[Samurai of 2day]

Originally Posted by Billup

I don't think that would be such a good idea for Grimmy.

I find Grimlock to be quite articulate, so I think he can pull it off.

That little sample of crappy romance seems to be right out of those type of "Best Sellers" that will hit the big screen next valentine's Day!

If any of you guys are looking to hook up with emotionally shallow/easy women... just stalk your local movie theater in the second half of Feburary 2015. You can thank me later.

[Billup]

I tried hanging out for a premier of a Nicholas Sparks movie one time. Women everywhere. By the time the movie ended they were all sobbing and wanted Prince Charming to sweep them off their feet.

Fortunately, I only had enough time to be there long enough until he actually arrived..., if he did at all. Poor girls.

[Samurai of 2day]

Originally Posted by Billup

I tried hanging out for a premier of a Nicholas Sparks movie one time. Women everywhere. By the time the movie ended they were all sobbing and wanted Prince Charming to sweep them off their feet.

Fortunately, I only had enough time to be there long enough until he actually arrived..., if he did at all. Poor girls.

It is a crying shame, indeed.

[GB-335xiCoupe]

Originally Posted by Samurai of 2day

Another thing that gets to me is house guests that get a little TOO comfortable.

I had a female friend visit me Friday night, and even though it was only her second time over my place, she decides that she should be comfortable enough to go in my fridge without asking first.

Is she hot? Because then it's ok.

Originally Posted by Billup

Close. Just complete the deed in her hair "on accident". It'll be crusty by morning and they'll have to get it out, otherwise people ask questions.

It's called an "Abe Lincoln" if you leave it in the back of her head. that's just my contribution...