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      12-16-2014, 02:55 AM   #1695
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Lol, I would never do a thing like that.

Just a nice young lady I met the week before thanksgiving weekend. First time we hung out, we went out for dinner and chilled at the bar until the place closed, then dropper her off at home. Second time we hung out, she spent the night at my place, no sex, (believe me I tried) then she went home the next morning.

Now this past friday, she comes over my place for the second time, we order Thai food, and we chill in my living room. Nothing serious. She is a bit youger than I am, so some of the things she says make me cringe, but she is good people either way..,. but not enough to have free reign in my dwelling... not yet. That right has to be earned.

I guess I can learn to ease up a bit... Like you said Grimlock, that night, the trade off for her going in my fridge was not bad... not bad at all.
If you got no sex by now, she's just a freeloader mooching off of you. You may be open but she ain't to you. Time to move on.
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      12-16-2014, 04:25 AM   #1696
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You should be writing romance novels for horny / lonely old ladies!
That's about the extent of my moves..
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      12-16-2014, 08:25 PM   #1697
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Try again Simon. But that dude sounds funny. He could come over to my house and fuck my sister. So let me understand. You freely admit you run and snitch on people. That clearly makes you a rat. So if the shoe fits...
Don't really care about the spat between these two but in before the ban...
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      12-16-2014, 08:45 PM   #1698
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Try again Simon. But that dude sounds funny. He could come over to my house and fuck my sister. So let me understand. You freely admit you run and snitch on people. That clearly makes you a rat. So if the shoe fits...
m3ray, dude, you are so fucking stupid, jesus christ...

You keep saying the same shit in every post, and keep getting banned because you clearly underestimate the mods around here

Get a life bruh
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      12-16-2014, 08:50 PM   #1699
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Try again Simon. But that dude sounds funny. He could come over to my house and fuck my sister. So let me understand. You freely admit you run and snitch on people. That clearly makes you a rat. So if the shoe fits...
There was a brief point in time I liked you, but come on dude..., you're taking it to a childish level at this point..., and this is a statement coming from me of all people.


Tsk tsk.

Snitches only matter in prison or if you owe a "debtor" IRL.
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      12-16-2014, 08:56 PM   #1700
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Outcast? LOL, I needed a good laugh today, you made it happen with only 3 hours left.

No idea what "empbeing" is..., new wave grammar?
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      12-16-2014, 09:03 PM   #1701
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Lol that didn't take long
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      12-16-2014, 09:14 PM   #1702
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What a fucking dildo that guy is, eh.
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      12-16-2014, 09:41 PM   #1703
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He'll be back and suprise us with even more stupid, guaranteed
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      12-16-2014, 09:44 PM   #1704
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      12-16-2014, 11:25 PM   #1705
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My 2012 C300 went in for a service and the bastages at the dealer left me with a 2013 C300. It has 20 more horses and 30 more torques. It's noticeably quicker. Now I'm not happy with mine.

BASTAGES!!!
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      12-17-2014, 07:05 AM   #1706
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My 2012 C300 went in for a service and the bastages at the dealer left me with a 2013 C300. It has 20 more horses and 30 more torques. It's noticeably quicker. Now I'm not happy with mine.

BASTAGES!!!
I mean...., you could just never go back to get your real car. Just sneak there in the middle of the night to get your plate.


Then when they call say "Noooo, I have my car, I already returned the loaner".
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      12-17-2014, 08:17 AM   #1707
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My 2012 C300 went in for a service and the bastages at the dealer left me with a 2013 C300. It has 20 more horses and 30 more torques. It's noticeably quicker. Now I'm not happy with mine.

BASTAGES!!!
Dude that's a first world problem when your loaner is a better car.
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      12-17-2014, 09:07 AM   #1708
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Damnit, I missed the fun...

I think the last time I reported a post was so it could be moved to the right section (there actually was already a thread on it). So he can't pin this one on me lol...

I know you'll see this when you log back in on your new name, so eat a dick Lute.
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      12-17-2014, 09:38 AM   #1709
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I missed all the fun....
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      12-17-2014, 09:41 AM   #1710
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My what gets to me today..... SEMI DRIVERS!

Had one pull out in front of me from a side road today. I slowed down, no big deal. He straightens out, traffic starts moving. I'm in the right lane (much narrower with high curb), and this a-hole can't drive a straight f*cking line. He keeps coming over the line, nearly sideswiping me. All I could do is slam on my brakes and lay on the horn. F*ck that guy.


























Waiting for the "you mad bro" comments....
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      12-17-2014, 11:34 AM   #1711
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m3ray, dude, you are so fucking stupid, jesus christ...

You keep saying the same shit in every post, and keep getting banned because you clearly underestimate the mods around here

Get a life bruh
I simply do not get why he keeps coming back, what is there to prove? Dude claimed to be a financial adviser/wall street wizard; if I had that knowledge and aptitude I'd be all over making money and not having internet sword fights?
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A few minutes ago, this gets to me: It's cold outside right? So the general idea is, zip up your coat before you go outside right? Well when exiting a busy store, with LOTS of people going in and out, why the fuck are these people STOPPING RIGHT IN THE DOORWAY with their carts when exiting to zip up their coats? Get the Fuck out of the way first! There's plenty of room off to the side to do this you moron! Or do it while checking out! Just not giving a care. What is wrong with people?
And yes, I'm "mad" bro.
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      12-18-2014, 01:01 AM   #1713
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A few minutes ago, this gets to me: It's cold outside right? So the general idea is, zip up your coat before you go outside right? Well when exiting a busy store, with LOTS of people going in and out, why the fuck are these people STOPPING RIGHT IN THE DOORWAY with their carts when exiting to zip up their coats? Get the Fuck out of the way first! There's plenty of room off to the side to do this you moron! Or do it while checking out! Just not giving a care. What is wrong with people?
And yes, I'm "mad" bro.
When people who don't know each other, rudeness is costless.
So just run into the motherf*cker and pretend you didn't seem 'em - that's what I do.
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      12-18-2014, 08:39 AM   #1714
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In general, anyone who congregates in a choke point to talk. I've seen it at the bottom of stairways in Vegas, in conference exhibit halls, in stores, and in the hallways at the school. People just don't think to move off to the side to gab.
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      12-18-2014, 08:48 AM   #1715
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^ And to follow on, folks walking slowly on a crowded side walk while texting! Or even better, when they simply stop rather than stepping out of of way.
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      12-18-2014, 09:29 AM   #1716
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Like this morning.


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