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ASBSECU E93 · 12-01-2015, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by RJ_

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Originally Posted by Biorin

We need a business plan to make this town profitable... $250k is a cheap investment, but building up houses and brothels would take a lot of funds, and we'd have to attract residents somehow.

Alright, we've got 6.6 acres to work with. Since land is at a premium, we're going to have to import a lot of supplies rather than try to be self sufficient.

I'm thinking we're going to need at least 1 acre for Knob Creek 2.0. This will be a big attraction and moneymaker with the local hunters.

The barn, bar, and house (brothel) probably take up an acre. Also a big visitor destination. Food and drink out here is a great attraction to our town.

The track simply will not fit within our borders, unless we plan to run our town as a 24/7 road course, which is too much of a liability. Looks like we'll need to purchase some adjacent land, which is an additional expense.

Down to logistics, housing 40 residents @ a comfortable 1000 sqft each is almost exactly an acre which seems like too much to commit to for a town this size. But I think we can start building up into multi levels if we provide a large apartment/mansion type structure with public infrastructure for garage space and parks. This could probably be done in a couple acres.

40 residents @ 2 shots of whiskey per day is 29,200 shots = 228 gal. * 1.7 lb/gal of whiskey production = 387 lb of corn. / 35 lb/bushel = 11 bushels of corn / 100 bushels/acre because we're shit farmers = .11 acres for corn production. We'll double it to .25 acre and double that for winter greenhouse space = .5 acres. I think we ignore this and simply purchase corn and save the land for the distillery. This could be a major export for our town regionally.

The goat farm will be difficult as well. At an average of 4 goats per acre, we're low on space to provide them the space they need. Therefore, I think we fence in our entire town and pass a no-paving law. Thus we'll have up to 25 free range goats in our town at all times. It makes the town seem more friendly and inviting, gives us a quirky appeal, and goats. Goats.

I've used up all my thinking power for the day. Work is gonna be productive this afternoon.

Dude - I like the way you think.....but you are forgetting something very important.....

We own the air above us as well....who says housing must be lateral....think vertical

1 acre foot print, but vertical is not as limiting....

ASBSECU E93 · 12-01-2015, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by C5driver

Can we declare ourselves a cult and qualify for tax exempt status? Tax free escort services might be the competitive edge we need to aggressively market our wares.

Scientology anyone...

bimmette · 12-01-2015, 01:46 PM

You guys are really toying with my emotions here. I really seriously want to buy Douchebagville. We have to act fast. Someone come up with a business plan!

ASBSECU E93 · 12-01-2015, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

You guys are really toying with my emotions here. I really seriously want to buy Douchebagville. We have to act fast. Someone come up with a business plan!

Sounds like you nominated yourself....small town folk must wear many hats....

TV host, News reporter, tour guide...

C5driver · 12-01-2015, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

You guys are really toying with my emotions here. I really seriously want to buy Douchebagville. We have to act fast. Someone come up with a business plan!

We need working capital first, then attorneys.

bimmette · 12-01-2015, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

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Originally Posted by bimmette

You guys are really toying with my emotions here. I really seriously want to buy Douchebagville. We have to act fast. Someone come up with a business plan!

Sounds like you nominated yourself....small town folk must wear many hats....

TV host, News reporter, tour guide...

No, I nominate @Biorin to handle the purchase. Then we deal with the minor details later, like how we are going to make money.

ASBSECU E93 · 12-01-2015, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

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Originally Posted by bimmette

You guys are really toying with my emotions here. I really seriously want to buy Douchebagville. We have to act fast. Someone come up with a business plan!

Sounds like you nominated yourself....small town folk must wear many hats....

TV host, News reporter, tour guide...

No, I nominate @Biorin to handle the purchase. Then we deal with the minor details later, like how we are going to make money.

@Biorin is a numbers girl....

We need myzmak guidance on the legal side.

BTW - Sorry to pull into this

Biorin · 12-01-2015, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

@Biorin is a numbers girl....

We need myzmak guidance on the legal side.

BTW - Sorry to pull into this

myzmak handles the legal part, I'll handle the bookkeeping. For the record, I actually am more inclined towards words than numbers...

bimmette · 12-01-2015, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

@Biorin is a numbers girl....

We need myzmak guidance on the legal side.

BTW - Sorry to pull into this

myzmak handles the legal part, I'll handle the bookkeeping. For the record, I actually am more inclined towards words than numbers...

Yup biorin can handle both words and numbers! Queen Biorin of Douchebagville!!

Biorin · 12-01-2015, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Yup biorin can handle both words and numbers! Queen Biorin of Douchebagville!!

Might want to look into raising those standards, Tara

bimmette · 12-01-2015, 02:30 PM

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Yup biorin can handle both words and numbers! Queen Biorin of Douchebagville!!

Might want to look into raising those standards, Tara

Meh, keeps life simple when you have low standards.

ASBSECU E93 · 12-01-2015, 02:33 PM

Might need a Dr in the town too....how about Wah ....?

Axius · 12-01-2015, 02:55 PM

I can be Doctor Dictator!

I nominate myself as town slut though. That one is most def mine.

Axius · 12-01-2015, 03:05 PM

Who is going to be the town drunk? Do I have to be that too?

UncleWede · 12-01-2015, 03:29 PM

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Who is going to be the town drunk? Do I have to be that too?

If we go by Sam's club and get that barrel of Jack, I can take on this roll. But I thought we were going to have our redneck friends MAKE us some liquor. I can still volunteer to stumble around town and piss on random corners

Axius · 12-01-2015, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

If we go by Sam's club and get that barrel of Jack, I can take on this roll. But I thought we were going to have our redneck friends MAKE us some liquor. I can still volunteer to stumble around town and piss on random corners

That's the initiative that Douchebag City needs.

C5driver · 12-01-2015, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Dibbs on Sheriff!!

You have my vote! I want to be the jack booted thug and not an admin politi-weenie.

RJ_ · 12-01-2015, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by C5driver

You have my vote! I want to be the jack booted thug and not an admin politi-weenie.

So you're saying you'd like to be 'punished' by Tonka?

C5driver · 12-01-2015, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by RJ_

So you're saying you'd like to be 'punished' by Tonka?

The union rep said I'd be covered.

Axius · 12-01-2015, 04:12 PM

He's covered. We have official documents.

RJ_ · 12-01-2015, 04:18 PM

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The union rep said I'd be covered.

Oh, I'm sure you'll be covered in something.

*I may have lost the metaphor... are we still talking about the Wild West porno?

C5driver · 12-01-2015, 04:21 PM

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Oh, I'm sure you'll be covered in something.

*I may have lost the metaphor... are we still talking about the Wild West porno?

I thought we were talking about brass vs. the street gods....

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