11-19-2014, 10:21 AM | #156 |
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You can't hear the bacony goodness cooking as well if you leave the door closed, so be aware of that.
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11-19-2014, 10:42 AM | #157 |
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But the whole freaking house gently warms to the smell, almost better than those candles.
I have to get the pictures out of my phone for last night's sizzling dinner. I could barely hold the bars at the gym, the bacony goodness was leaking out already. |
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11-19-2014, 10:45 AM | #158 |
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This reminds me, my now girlfriend, at first, would turn off all the lights in her bedroom and put on the candles before we smashed. She did it for like the first 3 times, and I was just like, wtf? Lol. She'd say, "it's dark in here" and reach for the candles.
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11-19-2014, 10:51 AM | #159 |
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your GF has bacon candles she uses to entice you into her love canal??? Where can I like HER posts!!!
Me, I hate the dark loving. I want to see everything going on, even if my wife is 50+ |
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11-19-2014, 11:00 AM | #160 |
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That's a trade off, for sure. You have to determine if you prefer the instant satisfaction of the sound of your bacon or you want the house to warm with bacon smell. I typically just do both, because BACON.
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11-19-2014, 11:02 AM | #161 |
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Shit yeah, I need some kind of light on, I like seeing their eyes roll into the back of their skull and a womans sexy body.
Smashing in the dark is lame as fuck. Let me see some ass and titties. |
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They climax before they even take their first step in the door. |
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I need to learn all your bacon ways, I have been using just bacon with great results, but that incense trick is amazing. |
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It really does work wonders, plus they last a pretty generous amount of time. I put it on the opposite end of the room with the ceiling fan on the lowest setting. The two scents merge in the air and complete this aromatic majesty of bacon and fornication that can not be any more arousing than doing the deed itself. Truly an experience to bestow. |
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11-19-2014, 11:24 AM | #165 |
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my grampa used to broil the bacon when we would visit.
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11-19-2014, 11:25 AM | #166 |
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^ There billup, I gave you that second negative!
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11-19-2014, 11:27 AM | #167 |
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WATCH OUT LUPS, IM COMING!
heh, puns. Anywho, I found this. Not exactly sure how I feel about it. I feel like it's kind of an abomination to the bacon world. If you want your house to smell like bacon, you get your candy ass in the kitchen and cook some damn bacon. |
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11-19-2014, 11:27 AM | #168 |
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Damn it doc, now I'm in positive numbers.
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11-19-2014, 11:27 AM | #170 |
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^ I tried to give him a negative but it dint work.
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oh snap, it shows who dinged you?
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It doesn't show the negs but does show the positives, I don't like that! I want to thank them!
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