[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by bimmette

I'm half Asian. I already lost

[bimmette]

LOL!!!!

[BMW F22]

i came to check on the Bruce Jenners news, and see posts about penis measuring. Lots of interesting threads/posts lately.

[Delta0311]

I always figured that hanging out with the Kardashians long enough would turn you gay but damn I never figured it would get this bad.

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by BMW F22

i came to check on the Bruce Jenners news, and see posts about penis measuring. Lots of interesting threads/posts lately.

Well, we're keeping it topic related since a penis, or lack there of- is in question.

You're up next champ. If your penis is as big as your biceps, you'll have us all beat.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

Well, we're keeping it topic related since a penis, or lack there of- is in question.

You're up next champ. If your penis is as big as your biceps, you'll have us all beat.

Finally Sugarskulls being humble about something. Wait, I just woke up. Maybe I'm still dreaming.

[Delta0311]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

Well, we're keeping it topic related since a penis, or lack there of- is in question.

You're up next champ. If your penis is as big as your biceps, you'll have us all beat.

Arms are almost 18in cold, so that would mean I would have to be sporting a "baloney pony" in my pantalones. Shit I'm not that lucky but I'm a Polak so I got enough sausage to go around.

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by Delta0311

Arms are almost 18in cold, so that would mean I would have to be almost sporting a "baloney pony" in my pantalones. Shit I'm not that lucky but I'm a Polak so I got enough sausage to go around.

.....keep rubbing it in the half Asian mans face why don't you.

Tara- I think I found your new bimmerpost BF

[fecurtis]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

I'm half Asian. I already lost

Not quite, I'm also half Asian.

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by fecurtis

Not quite, I'm also half Asian.

I trolled my own kind?!

What have I done?!?

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

.....keep rubbing it in the half Asian mans face why don't you.

Tara- I think I found your new bimmerpost BF

Haha, nah, for me, strong debating skills is the characteristic much more attractive to me

[Delta0311]

Originally Posted by fecurtis

Not quite, I'm also half Asian.

Well I'm from the Eastern Block. We are like an advanced species; strong, well equipped, and GOOD AT MATH! Be careful Asians, it's like a God damn army of terminators coming at you. Better what out in calculus class because "we will break you".

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Haha, nah, for me, strong debating skills is the characteristic much more attractive to me

Well...in that case, meet fecurtis

I expect an invite to the wedding in my fake m6

[fecurtis]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

I trolled my own kind?!

What have I done?!?

We have committed a grave travesty.

Not that it matters, most anything I do never gets the approval of half my family anyway.

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by fecurtis

We have committed a grave travesty.

Not that it matters, most anything I do never gets the approval of half my family anyway.

Haha yikes- yesterday I was being semi serious, but today I'll admit was full troll in effect (I think you sort of knew- you come off as a smart guy)

Yep, I hear you. My Filipino side are all nurses, doctors or pharmacists.

But Of course- I'm a song writer.

[kmarei]

Originally Posted by fecurtis

Is this a serious question?

yes it is
because wouldn't that technically be cheating?
if he feels he's a woman, and he "claims" he's a man, just to compete
I believe that is not being honest.
just like the east german female athletes that would try to pass themselves off as men back in the 80s, were also cheating.

I don't like this being able to switch back and forth, depending on what's more convenient.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

Haha yikes- yesterday I was being semi serious, but today I'll admit was full troll in effect (I think you sort of knew- you come off as a smart guy)

Yep, I hear you. My Filipino side are all nurses, doctors or pharmacists.

But Of course- I'm a song writer.

I also feel like the black sheep in a family of teachers with sensible cars
See we all can feel like outsiders... hey maybe this is what Bruce Jenner felt like all his life and we can be a bit more sympathetic

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by bimmette

I also feel like the black sheep in a family of teachers with sensible cars
See we all can feel like outsiders... hey maybe this is what Bruce Jenner felt like all his life and we can be a bit more sympathetic

I seriously wish you could have seen my eye roll when I read that last part.

But you're right, you know what? I'm going to cut off my half Asian side and replace it a half black or middle eastern side in hopes that I can win the penis measuring contest.

[Maestro]

Originally Posted by Needbmwpartzz

What is wrong with the world that men need to turn themselves to women :

Just means God has a sense of humor...

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

I seriously wish you could have seen my eye roll when I read that last part.

But you're right, you know what? I'm going to cut off my half Asian side and replace it a half black or middle eastern side in hopes that I can win the penis measuring contest.

[Needbmwpartzz]

Originally Posted by Maestro

Just means God has a sense of humor...

If he exists then indeed he does lol....and he must be laughing his ass off daily.

[fecurtis]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

Haha yikes- yesterday I was being semi serious, but today I'll admit was full troll in effect (I think you sort of knew- you come off as a smart guy)

Yep, I hear you. My Filipino side are all nurses, doctors or pharmacists.

But Of course- I'm a song writer.

I figured you were trolling and I went along and continued to condescend to pass time at work.

Given your comment about royalty checks and SoCal I assumed you were in the entertainment industry. Admittedly your job is cooler than mine.