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      06-14-2010, 02:13 AM   #155
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      06-14-2010, 02:36 AM   #156
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      06-14-2010, 03:53 AM   #157
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      06-14-2010, 04:39 AM   #158
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I have to turn the radio on and to a favorite station before I can move my car.

I find a good show on tv before I eat

I WOT every single time I get to the straight away just before my house

Whenever I play football, my knee has to always hit the grass before I get into my stance

I won't eat a burger that's had the patty pressed by the spatula

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i keep fucking visiting this forum. that's one random thing i do for whatever reason.
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      06-14-2010, 06:10 AM   #160
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      06-14-2010, 12:51 PM   #162
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      06-14-2010, 12:55 PM   #163
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      06-14-2010, 12:59 PM   #164
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... I hold my breath when people who look sick/handicapped or are in wheelchairs walk/roll by....
Similar to that, I hold my breath when people who look like they smell bad walk past me...

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      06-14-2010, 01:10 PM   #165
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      06-14-2010, 02:07 PM   #166
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Always need to change my radio to a cool song if someone is listening to what I am listening to. Like if I am on a parking lot and suddenly my radio is playing some gay shit I immediately change it if I know someone is near by.
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      06-14-2010, 02:17 PM   #167
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Always need to change my radio to a cool song if someone is listening to what I am listening to. Like if I am on a parking lot and suddenly my radio is playing some gay shit I immediately change it if I know someone is near by.
My iPod solves this issue
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      06-14-2010, 02:23 PM   #168
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My iPod solves this issue
I always use Pandora but you know how it is.
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      06-14-2010, 02:24 PM   #169
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what if they hear the splash of nuggets?
Hahaha I just tell them I'm taking a shit if its a guy, if its a girl I don't talk to them while I'm shitting.

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Don't they hear you going "HNNNNNNNGGGGGG" when taking a power shit?
Not yet so far, I go like "ONE SECOND" and hold the phone away, take care of my power nugget then start talking again.
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      06-14-2010, 02:36 PM   #170
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I always use Pandora but you know how it is.
I feelz ya man.

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Hahaha I just tell them I'm taking a shit if its a guy, if its a girl I don't talk to them while I'm shitting.



Not yet so far, I go like "ONE SECOND" and hold the phone away, take care of my power nugget then start talking again.
I talk to whoever the fuck is on the phone while I shit. For the second part, though, you may want to consume more fiber to loosen those bowels so you're not straining so much. It'll be more of a silky smooth release and gentle "plop" into the toilet water than a cannon soaking the inside of your asshole.
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      06-14-2010, 03:33 PM   #171
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I staighten (sqaure) rugs out when I see them off-square...if it aint sqaured to the flooring, I have to kick it a bit with my foot until it is.

Not idea wtf I do this, but my mom told me I did that as a little kid....guess old habits die hard.
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      06-14-2010, 04:26 PM   #172
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I do the same thing, more or less, in the gym. If I'm doing deadlifts, I roll the bar around until it is square to either the wall or a line in the flooring before I'm willing to pick it up.
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      06-14-2010, 05:12 PM   #173
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Have to pop my back, neck, fingers, and toes before getting out of bed in the morning.
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      06-15-2010, 07:48 PM   #174
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      06-15-2010, 07:51 PM   #175
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Have to pop my back, neck, fingers, and toes before getting out of bed in the morning.
i dont have to do it before i get out of bed, but i do it all day when im bored
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I don't like eating the last bite of food. If I am eating a burrito or something I have to leave the end untouched.
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