You know your BMW is a RICER when......

Minipuck V 2.0 · 09-24-2007, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by shragon

you are fan tung!

hell yeahz ... i eat buckets and buckets of rice

nine4surfah · 09-24-2007, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by slammedbimmer

Dont worry about it, man. most the guys calling rice on everyone are just pissed because they cant afford the rice parts!
from what i can gather from this retarded thread is that some people think that if you change
anything from the stock form, youre rice. from these couple pages, weve heard it ALL and at this point, you can only laugh and agree.
I mean honestly, who gives a damn what others think. even IF my ride WAS rice, i would still enjoy it because it would be mine!
WE NEED TO START A RICE CREW!!!!!

+1.....I mod my ride for me and could careless what others think. If I had the cash to steam....err burn my e90 would be "riced out"!

OC Guy · 09-24-2007, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Nikolas

1. When you place the "m" badge anywhere on your non M car.
2. When you place a fake exhaust on the right side of your 328.
3. When you place any sort of body kit on the car and leave it primed.
4. I hate to say it - Blacklines are rice.

That's for now.

1. //M badges come on certain MSport packages.
4. Blacklines are OEM.

BigO1120 · 09-24-2007, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by slammedbimmer

when you sit on the toilet making high reving sounds like you switching gears
in your 3er and almost fall off the crapper! (or is that just me?)

I'm sorry...this shit had me fucking rollin' at work (it's a slow day for me...and on a Monday)!

younghov85 · 09-24-2007, 06:11 PM

when you put a honda sign on it!!

SE3P_to_E90 · 09-24-2007, 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by slammedbimmer

Dont worry about it, man. most the guys calling rice on everyone are just pissed because they cant afford the rice parts!
from what i can gather from this retarded thread is that some people think that if you change
anything from the stock form, youre rice. from these couple pages, weve heard it ALL and at this point, you can only laugh and agree.
I mean honestly, who gives a damn what others think. even IF my ride WAS rice, i would still enjoy it because it would be mine!
WE NEED TO START A RICE CREW!!!!!

what rims are those? i see your sig... and those wheels are f'ing HOT... i mean... rice.

SE3P_to_E90 · 09-24-2007, 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by younghov85

when you put a honda sign on it!!

guilty... except, i put ACURA to be baller.
i also have v10 emblems on the side fender,
and a cadillac emblem on the front.

Crimson92 · 09-24-2007, 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by younghov85

when you put a honda sign on it!!

*hides the honda emblem*

who would do that, i mean come on

SE3P_to_E90 · 09-24-2007, 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by slammedbimmer

Word hommie, they are iforged Sprint (pretty much the riciest forged wheel
that money can buy). i was going to get some really dope ones at first but
it actually made my car look so UN-RICE so i got these to save my rice rep,
man! BTW, thanks

im lookin for a 24" Supra wing (used) cracks ok, i can bondo somewhat.
Also, a underbody neon kit that changes color to my fast and furious music!
I think that would be dope as i do a drive by and rev on people and then
throw on my flashers indicating that i won!!
HERES A PIC OF BEFORE I DROPPED HER:

damn... those rims are so damn hot... (ahem, i mean rice)... sick ride dude.

i'm with slammedbimmer on the mods list. i'm gonna sell my mtech to get a FULL FIBERGLASS skyline body kit with nailpolish paint and clear gloss... better yet, i might just leave it unpainted for the 2-tone contrast...

i already have the super-rice Park bench spoiler (courtesy of Central Park, NY)... man, you really feel the drag on it... even at 0mph... BAM! :rocks:

ScheerSpeed · 09-24-2007, 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by BzzzBom

Although there is not a precise definition of RICE or RICER, we all know RICE when we see it. Let's have some fun - I'll start wth a few. You know your BMW is a RICER when:

1. You debadge your 328i
2. You lower your car to the point that handling suffers

Your turn

listen man, i didnt debadge my 325 because i was embarrassed by it. i just think it looks a lot cleaner than it being with the badge. its kind of obvious that its not a 335 when it only has the mufflers to one side.

:finger:

SE3P_to_E90 · 09-24-2007, 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by ScheerSpeed

listen man, i didnt debadge my 325 because i was embarrassed by it. i just think it looks a lot cleaner than it being with the badge. its kind of obvious that its not a 335 when it only has the mufflers to one side.

:finger:

slammedbimmer,

i already beat you to it. On my AW, i put on the flakey green park bench on it... and also the backrest of another bench on the front of my unpainted skyline (civic line) kit...

as for vtec, i also got a vtec controller so that my vtec kicks in at 500rpm. as for the fwd conversion, that's already been done buddy... don't bite my style.

i also put 50 individual strut braces in the front, over the hood -- but it doesn't interfere with my mustang hood scoop i elmer's glued to my hood (which is nail polished pink). lastly, i bought the family sized cambells soup can and put that bitch in the back...

lastly, i also put about 20 of those fender holes (for maximum breathability) on each side...

all in all, i can't get it rice enough...

SE3P_to_E90 · 09-24-2007, 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by ScheerSpeed

listen man, i didnt debadge my 325 because i was embarrassed by it. i just think it looks a lot cleaner than it being with the badge. its kind of obvious that its not a 335 when it only has the mufflers to one side.

:finger:

don't worry bud,
god put retards out there for our entertainment... it's our job [now] to just point and laugh at the rere.

Master Deep · 09-24-2007, 11:19 PM

OMG. I saw the RICIEST BMW EVERRR TODAY! I was crusing down downtown naperville and some kids drive by in a silver E46 coupe. Had everything that constitues rice on the car. Like EVERYTHING. Fart can exhaust, ridiculous body kit w/ stuff sticking like 3 ft in front of the car and like neon led tire flys, washer nozzles, ALTEZZAS, and a bunch more crap i can't remember.

I thought when I saw a E36 w/ altezzas it was bad. But this just blew it away. I felt bad for the car.

I didn't have a camera on me or i would've snapped pics. But i'll prolly see it around again.

SE3P_to_E90 · 09-25-2007, 12:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Master Deep

OMG. I saw the RICIEST BMW EVERRR TODAY! I was crusing down downtown naperville and some kids drive by in a silver E46 coupe. Had everything that constitues rice on the car. Like EVERYTHING. Fart can exhaust, ridiculous body kit w/ stuff sticking like 3 ft in front of the car and like neon led tire flys, washer nozzles, ALTEZZAS, and a bunch more crap i can't remember.

I thought when I saw a E36 w/ altezzas it was bad. But this just blew it away. I felt bad for the car.

I didn't have a camera on me or i would've snapped pics. But i'll prolly see it around again.

i see a LOT of those in baltimore... it's nice to see clean e36's and such... but when i see e36's with altezzas and m banners, i cruise next to and in front of them to remind them what a BMW is supposed to look like...

and when i cruise by clean e36's and e50's, etc., i give them the thumbs up and appreciate what a fine ride they sport.

schneid4323 · 09-25-2007, 12:10 AM

You know its a ricer when.....

You have to start the car by turning a key.

SE3P_to_E90 · 09-25-2007, 01:37 AM

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Originally Posted by schneid4323

You know its a ricer when.....

You have to start the car by turning a key.

no... i don't think that makes it rice... lol

norcalEastbay328i · 10-05-2007, 03:25 AM

ok guys after searching and finding this thread id thought id bring it back to life lol.. here goes.

ur a ricer when u buy ur car mods and t-shirts in the same place .........lol

i debadged my 328 and planning on lowering it i guess im a ricer and im from cali lol wow im done with haha this thread is funny im loveing everyone whos blasting every mod possible

KevinC · 10-05-2007, 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by norcalEastbay328i

i debadged my 328 and planning on lowering it i guess im a ricer and im from cali lol wow im done with haha this thread is funny im loveing everyone whos blasting every mod possible

STE92VE · 10-05-2007, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by KevinC

Takes a licking and keeps on ticking....

Hawkeye · 10-05-2007, 02:55 PM

I like eyelids on some cars.

Debadging the lower end cars is a big one. You sound like a ricer when you talk about how your PROcede 335 can clown a Ferrari?

[SIPUT] · 10-05-2007, 03:02 PM

i have debadged 3er so i'm qualified as a ricer

Proud member of rice team!!

ianbiz · 10-09-2007, 12:04 AM

when you have black wheels with a chrome lip.

(puts flame suit on)

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Master Deep Captain 44 Rep 869 Posts Drives: 06 325xi Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Miami, FL iTrader: (0) Garage List 2006 325xi [0.00]	OMG. I saw the RICIEST BMW EVERRR TODAY! I was crusing down downtown naperville and some kids drive by in a silver E46 coupe. Had everything that constitues rice on the car. Like EVERYTHING. Fart can exhaust, ridiculous body kit w/ stuff sticking like 3 ft in front of the car and like neon led tire flys, washer nozzles, ALTEZZAS, and a bunch more crap i can't remember. I thought when I saw a E36 w/ altezzas it was bad. But this just blew it away. I felt bad for the car. I didn't have a camera on me or i would've snapped pics. But i'll prolly see it around again.
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norcalEastbay328i Private First Class 9 Rep 138 Posts Drives: spay grey 328i Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: bay iTrader: (0)	ok guys after searching and finding this thread id thought id bring it back to life lol.. here goes. ur a ricer when u buy ur car mods and t-shirts in the same place .........lol i debadged my 328 and planning on lowering it i guess im a ricer and im from cali lol wow im done with haha this thread is funny im loveing everyone whos blasting every mod possible
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