[Darth One]

I went to a dinner with some good friends and some friends of friends I barely knew. When we sat down I made it known that I wanted the table to sample a few bottles of a kind of wine I liked. Since they were kind of expensive I said I would pay for the bottles.

At the end of the night, one of the 'friends of friends' I barely knew was drunk and said once that he'd pay the ENTIRE bill. I let him do it without a fight. I wonder if he'll try to track me down tomorrow once he sobers up and realizes what he's done

[Dogeeseegod]

My posts from yesterday and the responses to them have all been deleted. I was sober the whole day. WTF

[Turkish Pickle]

so we just signed our lease for the summer and was looking at furniture, found something called a "cum bed" on clist

why tf is it called a "cum bed"?

[Rmtt]

Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

so we just signed our lease for the summer and was looking at furniture, found something called a "cum bed" on clist

why tf is it called a "cum bed"?

Never heard of that...but I'm an older guy.

Either way.....I think I would skip on that one!

[Turkish Pickle]

Originally Posted by Rmtt

Never heard of that...but I'm an older guy.

Either way.....I think I would skip on that one!

dude definitely
i'm not paying the $350 the dude was asking for something called a "cum bed"

im just surprised that something called a "cum bed" is allowed to be sold at all

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

dude definitely
i'm not paying the $350 the dude was asking for something called a "cum bed"

im just surprised that something called a "cum bed" is allowed to be sold at all

You should totally ask for clarification. We're all a little curious. Might be a good story behind it.

Or post a link.

[Dogeeseegod]

My moped is running.

[Darth One]

Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

so we just signed our lease for the summer and was looking at furniture, found something called a "cum bed" on clist

why tf is it called a "cum bed"?

I would google it, but i’m pretty sure i already know what search results i’ll get

[1MOREMOD]

I have horrendous protein farts and may lose my job and have to sleep in the garage

[M_Six]

Met a friend for dinner and beers tonight and, since Wifey was not there to give me the evil eye, had a ribeye and fries. And several IPAs.

Think a couple of Hail Mary's will get me forgiveness?

[1MOREMOD]

Of course

[M_Six]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Of course

Hail Mary, full of grace...yada, yada.....

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by M_Six

Hail Mary, full of grace...yada, yada.....

A COUPLE of them. Not 1/4

[wdb]

Maybe reciting the pope's phone number?

Confession: I'm not Catholic but I am divorced from one. (The second time around I married an Episcopalian.)

[nyalpine90]

all morning i was eyeballing a spider, size of quarter.
I got busy with work, now i have no idea where spider is...lol
Now i cant focus .

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by nyalpine90

all morning i was eyeballing a spider, size of quarter.
I got busy with work, now i have no idea where spider is...lol
Now i cant focus .

How much willing to pay for password to spider control system??

[nyalpine90]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

How much willing to pay for password to spider control system??

more like torched it

[Rmtt]

Originally Posted by nyalpine90

all morning i was eyeballing a spider, size of quarter.
I got busy with work, now i have no idea where spider is...lol
Now i cant focus .

I hate a spider. You want to see a grown man freak out...put one in front of me. I will and have picked up poisonous snakes......but spiders creep me out.

I was bitten by a Brown Recluse once. It was in one of my shoes in the garage that I used to slip on when I would walk out to the yard.

Bit me on the ankle and ended up needing skin grafts in the end. Still have the scars.

An old friend of mine who bought/sold exotic animals found out really quickly as he told me to look in a tank at his place one day.

Inside was one of those bird eating spiders about the size of a dinner plate. I ran him straight over trying to get as much distance between me and it as I could. Almost broke his nose as I was flailing my arms while running!

[nyalpine90]

Originally Posted by Rmtt

I hate a spider. You want to see a grown man freak out...put one in front of me. I will and have picked up poisonous snakes......but spiders creep me out.

I was bitten by a Brown Recluse once. It was in one of my shoes in the garage that I used to slip on when I would walk out to the yard.

Bit me on the ankle and ended up needing skin grafts in the end. Still have the scars.

An old friend of mine who bought/sold exotic animals found out really quickly as he told me to look in a tank at his place one day.

Inside was one of those bird eating spiders about the size of a dinner plate. I ran him straight over trying to get as much distance between me and it as I could. Almost broke his nose as I was flailing my arms while running!

OUCH!!!

I once got stung by a bee while I was driving..it was on my back inside my shirt..soon as i felt the stab lol i elbow drop it from top of the ring...
the dead bee was stuck on me, made the wife pull it off. 35 minute commute

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Rmtt

I hate a spider. You want to see a grown man freak out...put one in front of me. I will and have picked up poisonous snakes......but spiders creep me out.

I was bitten by a Brown Recluse once. It was in one of my shoes in the garage that I used to slip on when I would walk out to the yard.

Bit me on the ankle and ended up needing skin grafts in the end. Still have the scars.

An old friend of mine who bought/sold exotic animals found out really quickly as he told me to look in a tank at his place one day.

Inside was one of those bird eating spiders about the size of a dinner plate. I ran him straight over trying to get as much distance between me and it as I could. Almost broke his nose as I was flailing my arms while running!

Brown recluse bites are no joke! I was bitten by one on my shoulder in my wee years. I didn't need grafts but I will never forget the smell of that skin as it rotted away. I was quite young and couldn't see the area without using a mirror, but I do remember the smell and that it looked like clear jelly stuck to my shoulder; that and my mother being terrified until it started healing. That was the summer I went shirtless as I seeped through bandages and clothing to the point my mother was tired of washing my stinky, rotten flesh clothes.

[Shiza]

Originally Posted by nyalpine90

OUCH!!!

I once got stung by a bee while I was driving..it was on my back inside my shirt..soon as i felt the stab lol i elbow drop it from top of the ring...
the dead bee was stuck on me, made the wife pull it off. 35 minute commute

I hate bees. I once had a bee crawl inside my helmet while I was riding my motorcycle. Bastard stung me on the lips and I had to reach in from the bottom and pull him out while riding

[nyalpine90]

Originally Posted by Shiza

I hate bees. I once had a bee crawl inside my helmet while I was riding my motorcycle. Bastard stung me on the lips and I had to reach in from the bottom and pull him out while riding

dammm.. thats crazy!! glad you didnt wreck, i know i wouldve freaked out lol