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      12-14-2015, 10:23 AM   #18063
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Well, the twisties sucked since I got a late start, and stuff like trucks and minivans decided to limit my fun quotient. I pulled over to see if it would abate and took a couple shots of Babe.






ETA: I would recommend this Rudolph nose if your intent is triple digit speeds.
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And you was saying you had small boobies...
If this is true....I need your adress
Hey, you've seen my chest! I've posted 2 pics here already...one was like your gym pic (except mine was only 7 years ago versus yours from the 80's). The other pic was from a month or two ago.

Still want the address? How was your weekend?
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      12-14-2015, 10:49 AM   #18066
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pics or it didn't happen.
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      12-14-2015, 11:03 AM   #18067
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It happened. Search is your friend.
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      12-14-2015, 11:16 AM   #18068
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That's mean. I thought we got passed our initial riff and went on to like each other.
SS V.3?
More like V.2.5
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      12-14-2015, 11:16 AM   #18069
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I am delectably sweet.
The taste of Tonka.
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      12-14-2015, 11:32 AM   #18070
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Well, the twisties sucked, since I got a late start and stuff like trucks and minivans decided to limit my fun quotient. I pulled over to see if it would abate and took a couple shots of Babe.






ETA: I would recommend this Rudolph nose if your intent is triple digit speeds.
That's one fast Rudolph
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      12-14-2015, 11:39 AM   #18071
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That's one fast Rudolph
Santa's on a tight timeline...
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      12-14-2015, 11:40 AM   #18072
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That's one fast Rudolph
Santa's on a tight timeline...
Haha....yuppers!
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      12-14-2015, 11:47 AM   #18073
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Well, the twisties sucked, since I got a late start and stuff like trucks and minivans decided to limit my fun quotient. I pulled over to see if it would abate and took a couple shots of Babe.






ETA: I would recommend this Rudolph nose if your intent is triple digit speeds.
That ass tho....
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Well, the twisties sucked, since I got a late start and stuff like trucks and minivans decided to limit my fun quotient. I pulled over to see if it would abate and took a couple shots of Babe.






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I think I see a scratch...
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      12-14-2015, 12:24 PM   #18075
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I think I see a scratch...
Where?????
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      12-14-2015, 12:31 PM   #18076
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I think I see a scratch...
Where?????
You're outside looking at her, aren't you?
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      12-14-2015, 12:31 PM   #18077
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Catching up on conversation between ASBSECU E93 shoei and SugarSkulls reminds me that episode of Silicon Valley where they determine the optimal algorithm for jerking off an entire auditorium of guys...
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      12-14-2015, 12:35 PM   #18078
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Catching up on conversation between ASBSECU E93 shoei and SugarSkulls reminds me that episode of Silicon Valley where they determine the optimal algorithm for jerking off an entire auditorium of guys...
Haha. Tip to tip!
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      12-14-2015, 12:41 PM   #18079
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Biorin - I like where your heads at (pun intended)

Love that show BTW....
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      12-14-2015, 12:42 PM   #18080
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Catching up on conversation between ASBSECU E93 shoei and SugarSkulls reminds me that episode of Silicon Valley where they determine the optimal algorithm for jerking off an entire auditorium of guys...
Or Blue Mountain State how everyone has an awesome getting caught masturbating story!
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      12-14-2015, 12:45 PM   #18081
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Or Blue Mountain State how everyone has an awesome getting caught masturbating story!
Not EVERYONE does "that".
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@Biorin don't you have work to do or some scarf to model for us?? Don't you worry about our bromance !!!
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Not EVERYONE does "that".
Awesome masturbation scenarios or masturbation itself?



Everyone should masturbate, it's very healthy and it made my penis longer.
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