Things that annoy you at the gym

PoorLurker · 10-15-2018, 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

But you still watch them do legs in stiff yoga pants right?

zx10guy · 10-15-2018, 09:29 PM

Not sure what is worse...someone over doing the Axe cologne or major BO. Tonight's trip to the gym was an assault to my olfactory senses with the rampant BO.

CTinline-six · 10-16-2018, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by zx10guy

Not sure what is worse...someone over doing the Axe cologne or major BO. Tonight's trip to the gym was an assault to my olfactory senses with the rampant BO.

Both are terrible, but probably AXE because it gives me a headache.

UncleWede · 10-16-2018, 10:23 AM

You've seen that video of the chick on the dip rack, doing stiff-leg-ups who then hooks her knees behind the front handles, nekkid. You go to the gym and it's some sweaty hairy dude you glance at in the dip rack . . .

lsturbointeg · 10-18-2018, 04:25 AM

saw this chick tonight lying on the ground doing leg presses under the smith machine

if that bar slips right from under her feet that bar will come crashing down either splitting her vagina in two or right on top of her ass

JP10 · 10-18-2018, 06:38 AM

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Originally Posted by lsturbointeg

saw this chick tonight lying on the ground doing leg presses under the smith machine

if that bar slips right from under her feet that bar will come crashing down either splitting her vagina in two or right on top of her ass

Pretty common movement at my gym for the ladies, I always had the same thought, looks risky as hell haha. At my gym we have actually have a "hammer strength"(not sure the exact brand, same concept) version of this inverse leg press, so the numbers of them doing it on the smith machine has decreased.

Teufel_Hunden · 10-18-2018, 11:00 AM

gotta have a strong vagina.

xander_g · 10-18-2018, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by lsturbointeg

saw this chick tonight lying on the ground doing leg presses under the smith machine

if that bar slips right from under her feet that bar will come crashing down either splitting her vagina in two or right on top of her ass

damn

adc100 · 10-20-2018, 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by tennessee

Girls who go to the gym just so show off and they obviously have no idea how the equipment work.

Scheesch..thats the main freason I go.

lsturbointeg · 10-22-2018, 08:07 PM

Funny shit tonight but could be considered annoying to some. Hopefully I don't offend anybody here but this "fatty" at the gym tonight about 5'6 with a huge beer belly probably weighing about eh IDK 250lbs? He was benching 315lbs pretty easily but the funny part was he only went down about 12" as he would bounce the bar right off his stomach. I couldn't help think "do you really think that's impressive to the people around you?" I say that because he got up all pumped up slapping his chest like a gorilla!

silverben · 10-22-2018, 11:20 PM

Some millennials taking too much gym selfie to post on their Instagrams still getting on my nerves.

1MOREMOD · 10-22-2018, 11:35 PM

Dont even take phone with me

UncleWede · 10-23-2018, 10:21 AM

My e-free space. Phone stays in car

lsturbointeg · 10-24-2018, 12:32 AM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Dont even take phone with me

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

My e-free space. Phone stays in car

I use my phone only for a timer during my 1 minute rest periods. I use to just guess if a minute has gone by but I notice my gym times are longer. just started doing this earlier this month when I got my Note9

1MOREMOD · 10-24-2018, 12:34 AM

I dont take it cuz I dont go to the gym anymore working on my dad bod.

lsturbointeg · 10-24-2018, 04:18 AM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

I dont take it cuz I dont go to the gym anymore working on my dad bod.

I got my boys into the gym at a very young age and to this day we still all go together. god forbid I ever get a dad bod

UncleWede · 10-24-2018, 11:37 AM

I'm trying to get my youngest back to the gym. The only intramural sport he's doing at college is online gaming

LS, have you no timepiece on your wrist????

What's really starting to annoy me ABOUT the gym, is that it HURTS all the time now

1MOREMOD · 10-24-2018, 11:54 AM

Same, injuries have piled up

zx10guy · 10-24-2018, 12:07 PM

I hear you both on that. Getting old and the abuse I've put my body through when I was younger is catching up to me. Now, I'm being told I have to stop weight training by my doctors.

UncleWede · 10-24-2018, 12:18 PM

Bulk is a thing of the past (unless we are talking my belly) Now I go for more reps with lighter weights. But joints hurt now in addition to the muscles. I'm slowing, but not quite quitting yet. I have been DEEPLY tempted to just say Fuck It and go buy some (more) ice cream cookie sammiches, wash it down with a soda, and cry myself to sleep.

Rolling out of bed at OH530 just sucks even more ass than usual. I was tossing/turning in bed last night trying to get comfortable because I ran 3.2 miles before the WS game. Rubbing Jack on the inside didn't help much at all ;(

zx10guy · 10-24-2018, 12:24 PM

My docs are saying I can only lift 30lbs max. I had to laugh at that as it's essentially saying no weights...only cardio.

They're worried about an aortic aneurysm.

UncleWede · 10-24-2018, 12:30 PM

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10-18-2018, 04:25 AM	#1853
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10-22-2018, 08:07 PM	#1858
lsturbointeg Lieutenant General 9210 Rep 14,521 Posts Drives: 2011 535i Jet Black Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: Asian lost in OH iTrader: (0)	Funny shit tonight but could be considered annoying to some. Hopefully I don't offend anybody here but this "fatty" at the gym tonight about 5'6 with a huge beer belly probably weighing about eh IDK 250lbs? He was benching 315lbs pretty easily but the funny part was he only went down about 12" as he would bounce the bar right off his stomach. I couldn't help think "do you really think that's impressive to the people around you?" I say that because he got up all pumped up slapping his chest like a gorilla! __________________ ~F90Conversion~21"3Piece Forged AvantGardeWheels~KWV1Coilovers~CQUENCE slotted/drilled rotors~GoodridgeStainlesslines~MeisterschaftQuadEx haust~Akrapovic 4"tips~VRSF DP~VRSF CP~TurboSmart BOV~K&N filter~CarbonFiberExteriorComponents~GladenAlphaCo mponents~MatchUp7BMW~Punch P300-12T~ Follow me on Instagram: lsturbointeg
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10-22-2018, 11:20 PM	#1859
silverben New Member 7 Rep 20 Posts Drives: 2013 BMW 3 Series 335i Sedan R Join Date: Oct 2018 Location: Stockton CA, USA iTrader: (0)	Some millennials taking too much gym selfie to post on their Instagrams still getting on my nerves.
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10-22-2018, 11:35 PM	#1860
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10-23-2018, 10:21 AM	#1861
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10-24-2018, 12:34 AM	#1863
1MOREMOD - 11822 Rep 23,186 Posts Drives: Race car-> Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: check your mirrors iTrader: (5)	I dont take it cuz I dont go to the gym anymore working on my dad bod.
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10-24-2018, 11:37 AM	#1865
UncleWede Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner 18541 Rep 9,432 Posts Drives: G01 X3 M40i Dark Graphite Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Oxnard, CA iTrader: (0)	I'm trying to get my youngest back to the gym. The only intramural sport he's doing at college is online gaming LS, have you no timepiece on your wrist???? What's really starting to annoy me ABOUT the gym, is that it HURTS all the time now
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10-24-2018, 11:54 AM	#1866
1MOREMOD - 11822 Rep 23,186 Posts Drives: Race car-> Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: check your mirrors iTrader: (5)	Same, injuries have piled up
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10-24-2018, 12:18 PM	#1868
UncleWede Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner 18541 Rep 9,432 Posts Drives: G01 X3 M40i Dark Graphite Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Oxnard, CA iTrader: (0)	Bulk is a thing of the past (unless we are talking my belly) Now I go for more reps with lighter weights. But joints hurt now in addition to the muscles. I'm slowing, but not quite quitting yet. I have been DEEPLY tempted to just say Fuck It and go buy some (more) ice cream cookie sammiches, wash it down with a soda, and cry myself to sleep. Rolling out of bed at OH530 just sucks even more ass than usual. I was tossing/turning in bed last night trying to get comfortable because I ran 3.2 miles before the WS game. Rubbing Jack on the inside didn't help much at all ;(
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