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      12-29-2015, 03:11 PM   #18965
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that rack tho
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that heater is a fire hazard
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Thank you Victoria Secret
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      12-29-2015, 03:12 PM   #18968
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I'm wearing those shoes today
Sara wow ..."Now" you have my attention !
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that heater is a fire hazard
I know and the building guys know about it but they let me keep it because I let them talk to me.
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Being pretty has its perks
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      12-29-2015, 03:19 PM   #18972
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absolutely. I'm sure you've gotten away with more than just a space heater at work
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absolutely. I'm sure you've gotten away with more than just a space heater at work
Like farting in public?
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      12-29-2015, 03:22 PM   #18974
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So how do you do it?
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Like farting in public?
I'm thinking more like not replacing the toner
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      12-29-2015, 03:24 PM   #18976
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Like farting in public?
Confirmed. Do it all the time, ladies think it's cute.
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      12-29-2015, 03:27 PM   #18977
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Confirmed. Do it all the time, ladies think it's cute.
It's that musk that makes them wet
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      12-29-2015, 03:28 PM   #18978
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Confirmed. Do it all the time, ladies think it's cute.
Yeah its funny if guy does it and Deal breaker if women do.
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      12-29-2015, 03:41 PM   #18979
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So how do you do it?
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It's that musk that makes them wet
The best part, when you go out with a chick at a bar and it's packed, you can just lay blame on the dude next to you. Fool proof.
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      12-29-2015, 04:37 PM   #18983
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Gross!
Like you've never farted a day in your life and blamed it on someone else.



Oh yeah, barbies don't have normal body functions.
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      12-29-2015, 04:42 PM   #18985
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Awesome! Now get me the recipe you're supposed to Text me!
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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Awesome! Now get me the recipe you're supposed to Text me!
Oh..., NOW YOU REMIND ME!
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