[Turkish Pickle]

Originally Posted by Now_Rudi

A close friend of mine bought an i3 the same month I bought my E93. I love the interior of that thing. It's amazing at how quiet and how damn fast it is. He's a tech guru and has coded/modded the shit out of the computer on that thing. He recently added the hardware for it to be able to drive itself. It's pretty bad ass.

The first week he had it, he had the battery die on him in the middle of an intersection blocking traffic until a tow truck could come haul it to the closest charging station. He was equal parts pissed off and embarrassed.

dude it's actually fun-fast, i absolutely loved that thing. it handled pretty well too because it is light i guess. and yeah the battery part sucks and so i'd consider it more of a toy than a daily, but i'd love to have a i3 with a tesla battery... 🤔

[UncleWede]

But WHY does an i3 have to LOOK like an electric car????? It drives like a freaking go-cart, was so much fun. Put an aerodynamic, but not quite i8, body on top of it so you can't TELL that I'm driving an electric, and I will debage that mofo and drive it all day every day!

My confession

[nyalpine90]

Originally Posted by F30lolz

Still waiting for my wife to lick my sausage again.....

[1MOREMOD]

I used to make fun of fat people now I is one

[upstatedoc]

that's a weiner

[Roccaas]

I used my turn signals so much I had to rebuild the system.

[upstatedoc]

bmw drivers don't use turn signals

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

bmw drivers don't use turn signals

Uses way too much blinker fluid. You priced BMW blinker fluid lately???

[Turkish Pickle]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

But WHY does an i3 have to LOOK like an electric car????? It drives like a freaking go-cart, was so much fun. Put an aerodynamic, but not quite i8, body on top of it so you can't TELL that I'm driving an electric, and I will debage that mofo and drive it all day every day!

My confession

yes!!!!
it's absolutely ugly from the back and the shape is a total dorkmobile but it's so fun i'm forgiving the looks

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

I used to make fun of fat people now I is one

shit happens
you married?

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

yes!!!!
it's absolutely ugly from the back and the shape is a total dorkmobile but it's so fun i'm forgiving the looks


shit happens
you married?

Yes I'm not really fat just calorie surplus for a while to gain mass in gym.

[Darth One]

Sometimes when i say “i hate to be an ass, but....” - i’m lying.

When it comes to certain people, i actually LOVE being an ass

[NEfan508]

Originally Posted by Chelsea_Tractor

When my wife's health took a turn for the worse, I told her dad that if I lost her he won't even be told when or where the funeral is since he is such a deadbeat son of a bitch. Fortunately her health improved (out of the woods with chemo) and now he wants to know her but it took me to say that so he would contact her. He's a man baby and doesn't deserve his kids. Since he remarried he seems to have forgotten he has kids from his first marriage. He ain't worth the jail time as much he makes my piss boil when I see him.

I got my girlfriend pregnant (twins) @ 16 years old, she was a little older, lost and scared my father told me to make the right decision

Living with my parents and in the middle of school she moved in with me/us, I quit school and started to earn money, pampers are not cheap! With no bills and a hunger to make money saving every penny I bought us a house @ 18 $140k (saved $50k) in 20 months

Fixed it up and moved in (I'm a contractor) years later we are still together with 3 kids (never married tho) truly happy

She's my secretary and helped me build my business with 5 employees

Easily I could've just stayed in high school, paid my minimum child support and work at hertz as a junior manager with a shiny new Camry but I took responsibility and it all worked out


Just Middle school education, no GED and I employ people lol

Edit: @ 18 not married but with her, my family got us a "honeymoon" trip to Disney, being so young I couldn't rent a car, but I have kids a house and a business lol, hertz didn't care, take the bus or taxi around Kissimee

[Rmtt]

I'll confess....last night while watching a movie with the wife, I actually ate slightly over a 1/2 jar of Peanut Butter.

It started out as only going to be a couple of Tbsp's.....and before I knew it I had eaten way too much!

[1MOREMOD]

Fatty

[Darth One]

The cool thing about peanut butter is that it looks exactly the same coming out as it did going in...

[NEfan508]

Off topic

I travel a lot, my kids come with us so we get furnished Apartmants for a month or so (think Airbnb)

Going to Paris, Barcelona or Athens my wife loves going to local grocery stores (living like a local)

To the point: peanut-butter on a slice of bread is as American as apple pie NO other kids in the park(s) would eat it, to us a pb&j sandwich is normal but it's taboo almost every other place because it looks like a Sh*t sandwich

Kill me, we like iced water, we like taking coffee on a walk, and fucking cheese burgers #usa

German restaurants laughed almost when we asked ice in our sodas please, kids Kringle when my twins ate peanut butter on celery sticks in a Paris park

1/2 a jar gone watching a movie is yes very American

Edit: why is our bread still soft after 5 days yet any other place I buy it's stale overnight? wtf are we eating Uncle Sam?

[Turkish Pickle]

Originally Posted by NEfan508

Off topic

I travel a lot, my kids come with us so we get furnished Apartmants for a month or so (think Airbnb)

Going to Paris, Barcelona or Athens my wife loves going to local grocery stores (living like a local)

To the point: peanut-butter on a slice of bread is as American as apple pie NO other kids in the park(s) would eat it, to us a pb&j sandwich is normal but it's taboo almost every other place because it looks like a Sh*t sandwich

Kill me, we like iced water, we like taking coffee on a walk, and fucking cheese burgers #usa

German restaurants laughed almost when we asked ice in our sodas please, kids Kringle when my twins ate peanut butter on celery sticks in a Paris park

1/2 a jar gone watching a movie is yes very American

Edit: why is our bread still soft after 5 days yet any other place I buy it's stale overnight? wtf are we eating Uncle Sam?

we do the first part too, it's way better than staying in a hotel.
I don't do the second part though

if anything it took me a while to get used to the "american way" of putting a mountain of ice in your gallon-size refillable cup, my friends dipping their apple slices in peanut butter (i still don't approve of this - celery sticks??) and how water is more expensive than soda and how drinking sparkling water is seen as a luxury here

in europe unless you get pellegrino or acqua panna or something it's literally the same price as normal water...

i still don't get why starbucks has a drive thru, especially ATMs make even less sense to be drive thru. it's not even convenient or easy to use from the car!!!!!

[NEfan508]

Turkish pickle

weird for us yanks not to get ice in a cup when ordering a soda, if it's just in a glass it's just weird, not tipping @ a restaurant makes us feel guilty we must

our tastes are so different, I'll never eat a frito pie but I'm bleeding red white and blue, mid west eats BBQ spaghetti?!?! To me that's retarded yet I eat creamy clam chowder, to each his own

MERICAH:
Hot wings and cold beer
cold beers I mean 32.1 degrees is what I want, not cool beer Europe or worse room temp

We like our shrimp scampi without having a top hat and a coat (eyes and long pincers)

we like fried and we like cheese, fried-cheese! Win

USA is mixed, I went to a pizza place in south FL asking for a "steak tip sub" he thought I was from mars wtf is that he asked?

[Seeyal]

Originally Posted by NEfan508

I got my girlfriend pregnant (twins) @ 16 years old, she was a little older, lost and scared my father told me to make the right decision

Living with my parents and in the middle of school she moved in with me/us, I quit school and started to earn money, pampers are not cheap! With no bills and a hunger to make money saving every penny I bought us a house @ 18 $140k (saved $50k) in 20 months

Fixed it up and moved in (I'm a contractor) years later we are still together with 3 kids (never married tho) truly happy

She's my secretary and helped me build my business with 5 employees

Easily I could've just stayed in high school, paid my minimum child support and work at hertz as a junior manager with a shiny new Camry but I took responsibility and it all worked out


Just Middle school education, no GED and I employ people lol

Edit: @ 18 not married but with her, my family got us a "honeymoon" trip to Disney, being so young I couldn't rent a car, but I have kids a house and a business lol, hertz didn't care, take the bus or taxi around Kissimee

I just wished we had more young men and women like you and your partner. Thank you for sharing and continued success to your family! I always said to my kids that a University degree is not a requirement to be successful, but heart and dedication. Again, congrats!

[upstatedoc]

Originally Posted by Rmtt

I actually ate slightly over a 1/2 jar of Peanut Butter.

chunky or smooth?

[Rmtt]

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

chunky or smooth?

Smooth...and of the Natural Variety that you keep in the fridge and re-mix all of the oil in before eating.

Normally I snack on Almond Butter....and then only in the off-season when I'm not worried about the "dad-bod" syndrome!

[Dang3r]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Uses way too much blinker fluid. You priced BMW blinker fluid lately???

I'd printed this pic several times and stick it under the wiper arm of all the nice persons who maybe run under with that fluid