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      06-03-2015, 11:35 AM   #177
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      06-03-2015, 11:43 AM   #179
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Haha yikes- yesterday I was being semi serious, but today I'll admit was full troll in effect (I think you sort of knew- you come off as a smart guy)

Yep, I hear you. My Filipino side are all nurses, doctors or pharmacists.

But Of course- I'm a song writer.
I figured you were trolling and I went along and continued to condescend to pass time at work.

Given your comment about royalty checks and SoCal I assumed you were in the entertainment industry. Admittedly your job is cooler than mine.
Yeahhhh- that's the only thing I didn't take to an extreme. I'm actually not all that religious, but playing devils advocate- can be fun from time to time. (The more we chat you'll see I'm not really all that much of a douche. Only thing I'll argue from heart is music and Seattle sports teams for future reference. I'll stoop to levels beneath me when it comes to those subjects)

I love my career, deal with certain egos every now and then- but I was raised in Seattle so I naturally have a passive tone (in person). So I'm the perfect writer for most networks.
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Ok boys, pull em out. bimmette bring the measuring tape!
Who won?
She has to wait until I have my racial reassignment to declare a winner.

She'll be mine in no time
Umm are you allowed to do that?
I smell another hot thread topic lol!
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Ok boys, pull em out. bimmette bring the measuring tape!
Who won?
She has to wait until I have my racial reassignment to declare a winner.

She'll be mine in no time
Umm are you allowed to do that?
I smell another hot thread topic lol!
Nahhhh, my next thread I will be starting will be sometime in mid-late July with dedications to certain OT members and pictures.

You'll see
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      06-03-2015, 11:49 AM   #182
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Ok boys, pull em out. bimmette bring the measuring tape!
Who won?
She has to wait until I have my racial reassignment to declare a winner.

She'll be mine in no time
Umm are you allowed to do that?
I smell another hot thread topic lol!
Nahhhh, my next thread I will be starting will be sometime in mid-late July with dedications to certain OT members and pictures.

You'll see
Uh huuuh
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      06-03-2015, 11:52 AM   #183
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Ok boys, pull em out. bimmette bring the measuring tape!
Who won?
She has to wait until I have my racial reassignment to declare a winner.

She'll be mine in no time
Umm are you allowed to do that?
I smell another hot thread topic lol!
Nahhhh, my next thread I will be starting will be sometime in mid-late July with dedications to certain OT members and pictures.

You'll see
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YOU'RE FIRST. But it's only cause you make me laugh occasionally.

Lord help me i don't figure out how to post videos on here cause if I do- wait. For. It.
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      06-03-2015, 11:54 AM   #185
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Nah, most of this mornings was useless trolling (guilty). The good stuff started when the penis measuring contest began.

You in brah or what?
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Ok boys, pull em out. bimmette bring the measuring tape!
Who won?
She has to wait until I have my racial reassignment to declare a winner.

She'll be mine in no time
Umm are you allowed to do that?
I smell another hot thread topic lol!
Nahhhh, my next thread I will be starting will be sometime in mid-late July with dedications to certain OT members and pictures.

You'll see
Uh huuuh
YOU'RE FIRST. But it's only cause you make me laugh occasionally.

Lord help me i don't figure out how to post videos on here cause if I do- wait. For. It.
Oooh videos of you modding your Yaris? Can't. Wait.
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You in brah or what?
I suppose.
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Ok boys, pull em out. bimmette bring the measuring tape!
Who won?
She has to wait until I have my racial reassignment to declare a winner.

She'll be mine in no time
Umm are you allowed to do that?
I smell another hot thread topic lol!
Nahhhh, my next thread I will be starting will be sometime in mid-late July with dedications to certain OT members and pictures.

You'll see
Uh huuuh
YOU'RE FIRST. But it's only cause you make me laugh occasionally.

Lord help me i don't figure out how to post videos on here cause if I do- wait. For. It.
Oooh videos of you modding your Yaris? Can't. Wait.
I AM wrapping it in 3m black satin to try to have it match as close as possible the duo between the frozen black m6 and Yaris.

But if you want to be a sweetheart, and save me some money- your next DIY video needs to be on how to wrap your own car. Thanks!
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      06-03-2015, 12:00 PM   #189
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Ok boys, pull em out. bimmette bring the measuring tape!
Who won?
She has to wait until I have my racial reassignment to declare a winner.

She'll be mine in no time
Umm are you allowed to do that?
I smell another hot thread topic lol!
Nahhhh, my next thread I will be starting will be sometime in mid-late July with dedications to certain OT members and pictures.

You'll see
Uh huuuh
YOU'RE FIRST. But it's only cause you make me laugh occasionally.

Lord help me i don't figure out how to post videos on here cause if I do- wait. For. It.
Oooh videos of you modding your Yaris? Can't. Wait.
I AM wrapping it in 3m black satin to try to have it match as close as possible the duo between the frozen black m6 and Yaris.

But if you want to be a sweetheart, and save me some money- your next DIY video needs to be on how to wrap your own car. Thanks!
Already did a wrap video the week I bought my car (before I started doing the DIYs) so that won't happen
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Ok boys, pull em out. bimmette bring the measuring tape!
Who won?
She has to wait until I have my racial reassignment to declare a winner.

She'll be mine in no time
Umm are you allowed to do that?
I smell another hot thread topic lol!
Nahhhh, my next thread I will be starting will be sometime in mid-late July with dedications to certain OT members and pictures.

You'll see
Uh huuuh
YOU'RE FIRST. But it's only cause you make me laugh occasionally.

Lord help me i don't figure out how to post videos on here cause if I do- wait. For. It.
Oooh videos of you modding your Yaris? Can't. Wait.
I AM wrapping it in 3m black satin to try to have it match as close as possible the duo between the frozen black m6 and Yaris.

But if you want to be a sweetheart, and save me some money- your next DIY video needs to be on how to wrap your own car. Thanks!
Already did a wrap video the week I bought my car (before I started doing the DIYs) so that won't happen
You're a monster
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Ok boys, pull em out. bimmette bring the measuring tape!
Who won?
She has to wait until I have my racial reassignment to declare a winner.

She'll be mine in no time
Umm are you allowed to do that?
I smell another hot thread topic lol!
Nahhhh, my next thread I will be starting will be sometime in mid-late July with dedications to certain OT members and pictures.

You'll see
Uh huuuh
YOU'RE FIRST. But it's only cause you make me laugh occasionally.

Lord help me i don't figure out how to post videos on here cause if I do- wait. For. It.
Oooh videos of you modding your Yaris? Can't. Wait.
I AM wrapping it in 3m black satin to try to have it match as close as possible the duo between the frozen black m6 and Yaris.

But if you want to be a sweetheart, and save me some money- your next DIY video needs to be on how to wrap your own car. Thanks!
Already did a wrap video the week I bought my car (before I started doing the DIYs) so that won't happen
You're a monster
Rawr!
Ok some of us have to actually work normal hours so go play amongst yourselves now!
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Ok boys, pull em out. bimmette bring the measuring tape!
Who won?
She has to wait until I have my racial reassignment to declare a winner.

She'll be mine in no time
Umm are you allowed to do that?
I smell another hot thread topic lol!
Nahhhh, my next thread I will be starting will be sometime in mid-late July with dedications to certain OT members and pictures.

You'll see
Uh huuuh
YOU'RE FIRST. But it's only cause you make me laugh occasionally.

Lord help me i don't figure out how to post videos on here cause if I do- wait. For. It.
Oooh videos of you modding your Yaris? Can't. Wait.
I AM wrapping it in 3m black satin to try to have it match as close as possible the duo between the frozen black m6 and Yaris.

But if you want to be a sweetheart, and save me some money- your next DIY video needs to be on how to wrap your own car. Thanks!
Already did a wrap video the week I bought my car (before I started doing the DIYs) so that won't happen
You're a monster
Rawr!
Ok some of us have to actually work normal hours so go play amongst yourselves now!
Enjoy!

Time for me to get some sleep. I'm working with a prima-donna tonight so I need all the patience and rest I can get.
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      06-03-2015, 01:37 PM   #193
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Awww man, I leave for a day and miss out on all the fun. Somebody please insult me before this thread is closed, quickly. I'm full Asian, do your best.
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Awww man, I leave for a day and miss out on all the fun. Somebody please insult me before this thread is closed, quickly. I'm full Asian, do your best.
Mannnn I'm all trolled out.

Typically I'd help out on your request, but even I tired myself out.

Just say something controversial with either racial, religious or political belief as your moral stance. Someone is sure to bite.
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Well you know it doesn't matter if you guys are both half asian because Bimmette is full asian and I'm guessing she has the full complement of holes... (did I just say that?)
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Awww man, I leave for a day and miss out on all the fun. Somebody please insult me before this thread is closed, quickly. I'm full Asian, do your best.
You and your math skills... ***k you...

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Well you know it doesn't matter if you guys are both half asian because Bimmette is full asian and I'm guessing she has the full complement of holes... (did I just say that?)
Yeah but she's also well off so if you dated her..... Hole three would be permanently sealed off. Hole one would be used a few times just to help lure you in. And it would cost you some Benjamins before you could come on in the "money maker" aka hole 2.

Moral of the story.. High end escorts are so much cheaper and they know where the door is once you are done.
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Yeah but she's also well off so if you dated her..... Hole three would be permanently sealed off. Hole one would be used a few times just to help lure you in. And it would cost you some Benjamins before you could come on in the "money maker" aka hole 2.

Moral of the story.. High end escorts are so much cheaper and they know where the door is once you are done.
da fuc..
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