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      03-01-2016, 07:40 PM   #177
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      03-01-2016, 07:42 PM   #178
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shoei - just wants to be with the 'in crowd'
EstorilM - is trying to decide what to have for breakfast....from last week
Mr Tonka - gets hot and sweaty riding bimmette and Lups and Biorin regularly
1MOREMOD - can lift a house and eats VW's
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V1.47fan - tries to be dark/mysterious, comes across as 'put the lotion in the basket'
///M Power-Belgium - just comes across as 'put the lotion in the basket'
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      03-01-2016, 07:44 PM   #180
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      03-01-2016, 07:45 PM   #181
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The post quoted below. He's my new best friend now!


I have to say that has never happened to me, mainly because I don't do laundry.

My kiddo did sing me mother while witnessing me losing my shit in a skating ring today. The kid kept singing it (all lyrics went correctly btw) while I taped up my injuries. Turns out my fingers don't like bending as much as they used to and that I'm old.

Yup... I bet I would enjoy life more if I did laundry.

"mom this dog hauler is dead. The clutch smells, and you need to buy a car. I learned how to drive in an F82, so I'd accept an F80 too. But we are not waiting an other seven years. Stop being an emotional bitch and buy a car."
Take THAT Mr Tonka!

I do it bi-weekly, but in this case I was just looking for something to hit because the adrenaline came on immediately and I was helpless to suppress it.

Ouch. Family outing, today? And nay for burning through a clutch. At first glance, I thought it was your F82 clutch. Apparently you are being an emotional bitch about everything, although I have yet to detect any emotion from you.
Meh, flavor of the week.
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      03-01-2016, 07:52 PM   #182
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JK - can't wait to see the i8 on the Dragon
But I am!!
Grey Poupon anyone?

This will be my last major drive before hip replacement surgery. We will make it EPIC
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      03-01-2016, 07:53 PM   #183
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But I am!!

Grey Poupon anyone?

This will be my last major drive before hip replacement surgery. We will make it EPIC
Best of luck to you, sir.




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      03-01-2016, 07:54 PM   #184
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But I am!!

Grey Poupon anyone?

This will be my last major drive before hip replacement surgery. We will make it EPIC
Speaking of EPIC...I get the car back on Friday, S/C has been installed

EstorilM - you are now officially the whipping Boi
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      03-01-2016, 07:54 PM   #185
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@Verbiage brother who eats pho. That is a quirk in itself.
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      03-01-2016, 07:57 PM   #186
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Speaking of EPIC...I get the car back on Friday, S/C has been installed

EstorilM - you are now officially the whipping Boi
Congrats!!!
PICS and VIDEO AT SPEED!!!
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      03-01-2016, 07:59 PM   #187
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@Verbiage brother who eats pho. That is a quirk in itself.
I am quite the anomaly, if the BP village has not already taken note.
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      03-01-2016, 08:00 PM   #188
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      03-01-2016, 08:06 PM   #190
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From my daughter to you: 'Do I have to cut a bitch?'
..shades of 'is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a Bitch?'
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      03-01-2016, 08:12 PM   #191
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..shades of 'is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a Bitch?'
Yes!
Had he requested the M6, a mere choking would have done. He went straight to the i8 so...

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Jeez - I leave for a few hours and this place blows the fuck up. Nice.
1) why exactly can't I like a stick in the bum. Thanks a lot ASBSECU E93
2) For my Danzig people in the house ( Lups Verbiage ) what about Rollins and Black Flag? A little GBH. Dead Kennedys.
3) @mksixer. You are right to fear him.
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Jeez - I leave for a few hours and this place blows the fuck up. Nice.
1) why exactly can't I like a stick in the bum. Thanks a lot ASBSECU E93
2) For my Danzig people in the house ( Lups Verbiage ) what about Rollins and Black Flag? A little GBH. Dead Kennedys.
3) @mksixer. You are right to fear him.
My man.
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My man.
I knew YOU'D be down. I had Nazi Punks Fuck off taken out of my room by my Mom. Haha. God that was like a million years ago.
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      03-01-2016, 08:43 PM   #195
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Jeez - I leave for a few hours and this place blows the fuck up. Nice.
1) why exactly can't I like a stick in the bum. Thanks a lot ASBSECU E93
2) For my Danzig people in the house ( Lups Verbiage ) what about Rollins and Black Flag? A little GBH. Dead Kennedys.
3) @mksixer. You are right to fear him.
Ok. You are not getting this right.
You are NEVER supposed to leave. Think Hotel California.
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Jeez - I leave for a few hours and this place blows the fuck up. Nice.
1) why exactly can't I like a stick in the bum. Thanks a lot ASBSECU E93
2) For my Danzig people in the house ( Lups Verbiage ) what about Rollins and Black Flag? A little GBH. Dead Kennedys.
3) @mksixer. You are right to fear him.
Wait dude where'd you go? You should have been home.
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I knew YOU'D be down. I had Nazi Punks Fuck off taken out of my room by my Mom. Haha. God that was like a million years ago.
many many moons ago!
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Shit is it Friday???
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