[FirstClass]

Originally Posted by ianbiz

when you have black wheels with a chrome lip.


(puts flame suit on)

Allow me to extend that to anything with a lip over 1 inch.

/me puts on an even better flame suit, but admit it guys, lips look like shit

[Chowbow]

When you...

Buy coilovers to slam your ride 3.5" for that tucked look.
Then put 20" rims on it.
Black, of course.
That are at least 10" wide, so it sits flush, you know.
With a lip that is either 1) red, 2) yellow, 3) polished, or 4) same color as your car.
And have the craziest offset you can try to fit.
So you can have a 4" lip yo.
And mount the cheapest H-rated 315/20/20 tire on there.
And roll your fenders because they don't fit.
Then dial in 3 degrees of negative camber because they still don't fit.
Give up and mount used H-rated 295/25/20 tires so they will finally fit.
Only to raise your car back up because with your ET20 offset, it never fit in the first place.
And your TPMS warning is still beeping at you.

But now that you don't rub...

It's time to turn EVERY single light in your car into a "Xenon" light.
So you get $300 bulbs to make the angel eyes blue.
Get $100 LEDs to make your license plate bulbs blue.
Go through 16 sets of H8 bulbs to find the right foglight bulbs to match the other blue bulbs.
Get 10,000K HID bulbs so they are as blue as your angel eyes.
And mount them in $2k Euro housings so there's no orange reflector.
Now you need to make those angel eyes DRLs on your E90.
Along with your foglights, of course.
And when you signal your door handle lights have to blink as well.
Of course, your interior dome lights WERE blue...
Until they melted.
And hey, your dash lights are ALL still orange.
But you've got $3500 in blue exterior lights that fog up in the rain.
And used H-rated tires that you should not be driving on in the rain.

So now it's a summer-only car, and it's time to spice up the exterior with carbon fiber items:
Vorsteiner hood... check.
With vents? Double check, only drive it on sunny days anyway!
Saibon trunklid? Triple check!!
Painted to match? PSH! Go CHECK YO-SELF!
OEM interior trim, check.
OEM mirror covers, check.
Hartge shift knob, check.
Hartge e-brake handle, check.
ACS door sill covers, check.
Hartge steering wheel cover, check.
Who-knows-who-makes-it kidney grilles, check.
All different brands of carbon fiber made in different places so all the weaves are a little different? Er.... check.
But you saved 80lbs of weight at least.
Which negates some of the 100lbs you added from 20x10" rims.

Now you nearly have a fully "done-up" car. What are we missing?

M-tech body kit.
Gotta add the carbon fiber "splitters" up front now.
Along with your European license plate.
On the back, you put your US plate over the Euro plate.
And show off your quad-tip exhaust.
That you can't hear over your blow off valve.

By now your sig is 65 lines long... since debadging and tint are obviously mods.
w00t.

[KevinC]

Originally Posted by FirstClass

/me puts on an even better flame suit, but admit it guys, lips look like shit

[kaji335i]

Originally Posted by Chowbow

When you...

Buy coilovers to slam your ride 3.5" for that tucked look.
Then put 20" rims on it.
Black, of course.
That are at least 10" wide, so it sits flush, you know.
With a lip that is either 1) red, 2) yellow, 3) polished, or 4) same color as your car.
And have the craziest offset you can try to fit.
So you can have a 4" lip yo.
And mount the cheapest H-rated 315/20/20 tire on there.
And roll your fenders because they don't fit.
Then dial in 3 degrees of negative camber because they still don't fit.
Give up and mount used H-rated 295/25/20 tires so they will finally fit.
Only to raise your car back up because with your ET20 offset, it never fit in the first place.
And your TPMS warning is still beeping at you.

But now that you don't rub...

It's time to turn EVERY single light in your car into a "Xenon" light.
So you get $300 bulbs to make the angel eyes blue.
Get $100 LEDs to make your license plate bulbs blue.
Go through 16 sets of H8 bulbs to find the right foglight bulbs to match the other blue bulbs.
Get 10,000K HID bulbs so they are as blue as your angel eyes.
And mount them in $2k Euro housings so there's no orange reflector.
Now you need to make those angel eyes DRLs on your E90.
Along with your foglights, of course.
And when you signal your door handle lights have to blink as well.
Of course, your interior dome lights WERE blue...
Until they melted.
And hey, your dash lights are ALL still orange.
But you've got $3500 in blue exterior lights that fog up in the rain.
And used H-rated tires that you should not be driving on in the rain.

So now it's a summer-only car, and it's time to spice up the exterior with carbon fiber items:
Vorsteiner hood... check.
With vents? Double check, only drive it on sunny days anyway!
Saibon trunklid? Triple check!!
Painted to match? PSH! Go CHECK YO-SELF!
OEM interior trim, check.
OEM mirror covers, check.
Hartge shift knob, check.
Hartge e-brake handle, check.
ACS door sill covers, check.
Hartge steering wheel cover, check.
Who-knows-who-makes-it kidney grilles, check.
All different brands of carbon fiber made in different places so all the weaves are a little different? Er.... check.
But you saved 80lbs of weight at least.
Which negates some of the 100lbs you added from 20x10" rims.

Now you nearly have a fully "done-up" car. What are we missing?

M-tech body kit.
Gotta add the carbon fiber "splitters" up front now.
Along with your European license plate.
On the back, you put your US plate over the Euro plate.
And show off your quad-tip exhaust.
That you can't hear over your blow off valve.

By now your sig is 65 lines long... since debadging and tint are obviously mods.
w00t.

hahahah laughed through the entire thing.

[Chowbow]

All in good fun BTW... should say that before somebody gets bent out of shape about it. People can do whatever they want to their car and if they like it then so be it.

[kaji335i]

Originally Posted by Chowbow

All in good fun BTW... should say that before somebody gets bent out of shape about it. People can do whatever they want to their car and if they like it then so be it.

No doubt, I think I checked off 4-5 of those that I have on my car.

Black wheels with polished lip [x]

[hao2003]

Originally Posted by SE3P_to_E90

i see a LOT of those in baltimore... it's nice to see clean e36's and such... but when i see e36's with altezzas and m banners, i cruise next to and in front of them to remind them what a BMW is supposed to look like...

and when i cruise by clean e36's and e50's, etc., i give them the thumbs up and appreciate what a fine ride they sport.

i went to JHU to visit a friend of mine a couple weeks ago and saw ur car on the parking lot.. its one of the best e90 i have seen in person, very clean!!!!!

[aquaanox]

a debadge is usually a debadge for a cleaner look (every single car ive ever owned was debadged, without ever even thinking about the engine size), ive even debadged the s600, and a C class mercedes etc etc.. what difference does it make if its a 328.. sounds like a bunch of teens with teeny wankers who bought the more powerfull model and want to ensure that the apprantely "lesser" 328 is looked down on. get a life. btw. in most countries the factory will do the model delete for you before the car will ever show up at the dealership. Based on these assumptions the only 3 that shouldnt be debadged is the M, but most people that get the M rather keep it badged..

[RuleTheBends]

Originally Posted by aquaanox

a debadge is usually a debadge for a cleaner look (every single car ive ever owned was debadged, without ever even thinking about the engine size), ive even debadged the s600, and a C class mercedes etc etc.. what difference does it make if its a 328.. sounds like a bunch of teens with teeny wankers who bought the more powerfull model and want to ensure that the apprantely "lesser" 328 is looked down on. get a life. btw. in most countries the factory will do the model delete for you before the car will ever show up at the dealership. Based on these assumptions the only 3 that shouldnt be debadged is the M, but most people that get the M rather keep it badged..

Well said

[iwantmye92]

Originally Posted by Gort

Adding third row seating and making a 2 door coupe a 7 passenger car is rice! hahahaha

[KevinC]

Cutting My Springs (sung to the tune of My Favorite Things from The Sound of Music)

Bright bluish fog lights and big yellow stickers
Turn up the volume my headlights will flicker
I know I’m cool from the glares that I bring...
Scraping the speed bumps from cutting my springs

Large yellow shift lights on auto transmissions
Speakers so loud that you scream in submission
My car really flies ‘cause it has this big wing...
But nothing compares to me cutting my springs

When the bull stops, when the cash talks, when I might lose face...
I suddenly remember what my car can’t do...
And then I refuse to race!

Fake carbon-fibre and white face temp gauges
Low profile tires make me think I’m courageous
Japanese characters, who knows what they mean?
They’re part of the package from cutting my springs

Coffee can mufflers and Calvin is peeing
People around me don’t like what they’re seeing
They’re all just so jealous, for I am the king...
I rule the street after cutting my springs!

When the night falls, when the girls leave, while I wait and wait...
If I’m such a stud after cutting my springs...
Why can’t I get a date?

[Kiemyster]

this thread hasnt died yet? jesus christ!

[SE3P_to_E90]

Originally Posted by hao2003

i went to JHU to visit a friend of mine a couple weeks ago and saw ur car on the parking lot.. its one of the best e90 i have seen in person, very clean!!!!!

thank you thank you
i have 2 major interviews in a few hours, followed by a 2 hour group presentation right after... you just made my day!!

Also, who's your friend? shoot me a PM or something... maybe i know the guy

[BMW2006]

Originally Posted by Chowbow

When you...

Buy coilovers to slam your ride 3.5" for that tucked look.
Then put 20" rims on it.
Black, of course.
That are at least 10" wide, so it sits flush, you know.
With a lip that is either 1) red, 2) yellow, 3) polished, or 4) same color as your car.
And have the craziest offset you can try to fit.
So you can have a 4" lip yo.
And mount the cheapest H-rated 315/20/20 tire on there.
And roll your fenders because they don't fit.
Then dial in 3 degrees of negative camber because they still don't fit.
Give up and mount used H-rated 295/25/20 tires so they will finally fit.
Only to raise your car back up because with your ET20 offset, it never fit in the first place.
And your TPMS warning is still beeping at you.

But now that you don't rub...

It's time to turn EVERY single light in your car into a "Xenon" light.
So you get $300 bulbs to make the angel eyes blue.
Get $100 LEDs to make your license plate bulbs blue.
Go through 16 sets of H8 bulbs to find the right foglight bulbs to match the other blue bulbs.
Get 10,000K HID bulbs so they are as blue as your angel eyes.
And mount them in $2k Euro housings so there's no orange reflector.
Now you need to make those angel eyes DRLs on your E90.
Along with your foglights, of course.
And when you signal your door handle lights have to blink as well.
Of course, your interior dome lights WERE blue...
Until they melted.
And hey, your dash lights are ALL still orange.
But you've got $3500 in blue exterior lights that fog up in the rain.
And used H-rated tires that you should not be driving on in the rain.

So now it's a summer-only car, and it's time to spice up the exterior with carbon fiber items:
Vorsteiner hood... check.
With vents? Double check, only drive it on sunny days anyway!
Saibon trunklid? Triple check!!
Painted to match? PSH! Go CHECK YO-SELF!
OEM interior trim, check.
OEM mirror covers, check.
Hartge shift knob, check.
Hartge e-brake handle, check.
ACS door sill covers, check.
Hartge steering wheel cover, check.
Who-knows-who-makes-it kidney grilles, check.
All different brands of carbon fiber made in different places so all the weaves are a little different? Er.... check.
But you saved 80lbs of weight at least.
Which negates some of the 100lbs you added from 20x10" rims.

Now you nearly have a fully "done-up" car. What are we missing?

M-tech body kit.
Gotta add the carbon fiber "splitters" up front now.
Along with your European license plate.
On the back, you put your US plate over the Euro plate.
And show off your quad-tip exhaust.
That you can't hear over your blow off valve.

By now your sig is 65 lines long... since debadging and tint are obviously mods.
w00t.

Now that's funny 8)

-BMW2006

[gadget]

when it looks like this....

[Slke46]

You kidding right?? I think that M3 looks killer!

Wait am I rice???

[berreli]

Originally Posted by Nikolas

1. When you place the "m" badge anywhere on your non M car.
2. When you place a fake exhaust on the right side of your 328.
3. When you place any sort of body kit on the car and leave it primed.
4. I hate to say it - Blacklines are rice.

That's for now.

Blaklines are rics???

Ouch! I'll have to reconsider putting them on...


Did anyone think of stickers of any kind? stickers are pretty rice.

[Kiemyster]

that ACS M3 does look like shit lol.

and once again:
FUCK! this thread isnt dead yet?!

[LACA335i]

Originally Posted by BzzzBom

Although there is not a precise definition of RICE or RICER, we all know RICE when we see it. Let's have some fun - I'll start wth a few. You know your BMW is a RICER when:

1. You debadge your 328i
2. You lower your car to the point that handling suffers

Your turn

what wrong being asian? lol well Import car started the whole dropping car stuffs back in the 90s.

[dreamk]

omg when will it end??? :sad0147:

btw i will put me some 20" chrome and i do crank my rap music

[Kiemyster]

i will personally come to NJ and bitch slap you...

*&(% jersey ppl... lol, always flooding NY, driving like ass, and then want to get in fights with New Yorkers.

[dreamk]

now this is some good rice
http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fusea...deoid=22942157