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      03-04-2016, 07:42 PM   #1
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Haha can we replace that BMW sign with women?
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      03-04-2016, 10:26 PM   #4
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This is the off-topic discussion board. Unfortunately, your image is highly topical.
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      03-05-2016, 05:27 AM   #5
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No, but if you spend like that too much, you may end up replacing your woman with a BMW.
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      03-05-2016, 08:18 AM   #6
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Real men have money spent on them by their women, not the other way around.
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      03-10-2016, 01:49 PM   #7
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      03-10-2016, 02:42 PM   #9
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Real men have money spent on them by their women, not the other way around.
I'm a real catch then. I bought my husband pineapple cans today. And yes, not two, but three.
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      03-10-2016, 02:47 PM   #10
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I'm a real catch then. I bought my husband pineapple cans today. And yes, not two, but three.
Clone yourself so I can have one of you, pls.
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Clone yourself so I can have one of you, pls.
Look, the guys at Oxford said "no" on the sheep and now this? You definitely cannot have your own cloned Lups
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      03-10-2016, 02:52 PM   #12
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Look, the guys at Oxford said "no" on the sheep and now this? You definitely cannot have your own cloned Lups
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Clone yourself so I can have one of you, pls.
I gave away the only hubby approved granola plate today. He was more upset over that than his (" you fucking gave away three flat screen TV's because you don't like them?") TV's missing from our furniture cargo. You might get the original in exchange for a plastic thingy he used for 30+ years.

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Look, the guys at Oxford said "no" on the sheep and now this? You definitely cannot have your own cloned Lups
Yeah, they knew there are idiots around who shouldn't mess with that shit.
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I would think a clone of her would also be madly in love with her husband...
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I would think a clone of her would also be madly in love with her husband...
The clone would spend her first 15 years fishing, and then she would start collecting furniture. Trust me, you guys will be better off without this technology.
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The clone would spend her first 15 years fishing, and then she would start collecting furniture. Trust me, you guys will be better off without this technology.
OMG. What if the clone was like your exact opposite. A Lups 2.0 that likes a to be a homemaker, hates fast cars, never swears or drinks or smokes.... Haha. The anti-Lups.
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OMG. What if the clone was like your exact opposite. A Lups 2.0 that likes a to be a homemaker, hates fast cars, never swears or drinks or smokes.... Haha. The anti-Lups.
She'd be a girly business woman who owns a hair brush. She would even know how to clean!

And I am a home maker. You take two by fours and start building the walls...
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And I am a home maker. You take two by fours and start building the walls...
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op needs a cheaper car lol

I would not sacrifice normal life things for a bmw especially with how shitty the non m cars are now.
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