Sarcasm

sygazelle · 01-29-2022, 04:56 PM

Okay, I love a bit of sarcasm from time to time to deal with some of the jaw dropping, life-changing, unbelievable, or devastating news stories that are fire hosed to us though the online news channels.

I'm starting this thread as a place for other sarcasm-loving forum members to take a humor shot at some of the crazy headlines of the day.

If you are not into sarcasm, this isn't the place for you. If you have a healthy sarcastic side, please share your "talent" with us all. Please try to refrain from diving down the political rabbit hole. Although tempting, the thread won't last a page. So, let's keep it lighthearted and fun if we can.

I have no idea if this sarcasm train will get past the first stop or be wildly successful. Let's see what happens.

I'll start:

I just read the late breaking news headline that Kid Rock says he won't perform at venues that require vaccines or masks. He says he just won't show up! I want to buy a ticket to go see him so much but I am filled with anxiety that I will pay money, go to the show waiting for this musical genius to perform, only to find out that he decided not to show up because of the venue COVID policy. I just don't know what to do.

upstatedoc · 01-29-2022, 04:57 PM

Me? Noooooo

sygazelle · 01-29-2022, 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

Me? Noooooo

You say that, but I won't be surprised if you decide to jump aboard the train later.

rustyrotors · 01-29-2022, 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sygazelle

Okay, I love a bit of sarcasm from time to time to deal with some of the jaw dropping, life-changing, unbelievable, or devastating news stories that are fire hosed to us though the online news channels.

I'm starting this thread as a place for other sarcasm-loving forum members to take a humor shot at some of the crazy headlines of the day.

If you are not into sarcasm, this isn't the place for you. If you have a healthy sarcastic side, please share your "talent" with us all. Please try to refrain from diving down the political rabbit hole. Although tempting, the thread won't last a page. So, let's keep it lighthearted and fun if we can.

I have no idea if this sarcasm train will get past the first stop or be wildly successful. Let's see what happens.

I'll start:

I just read the late breaking news headline that Kid Rock says he won't perform at venues that require vaccines or masks. He says he just won't show up! I want to buy a ticket to go see him so much but I am filled with anxiety that I will pay money, go to the show waiting for this musical genius to perform, only to find out that he decided not to show up because of the venue COVID policy. I just don't know what to do.

"Musical genius". Ah, I get your sarcasm.

Chappers 71 · 01-29-2022, 05:30 PM

A thread about sarcasm.... how interesting

JJ 911SC · 01-29-2022, 05:31 PM

I used to have a similar sign above my desk...

Btw, those "..." that I put one a lot of my e-mail answers has so many meanings

If I like you it's good, if I don't ...

M_Six · 01-29-2022, 05:43 PM

Can't believe the headlines today. It's everywhere you look. Life altering news that's devastating to some, and answered prayers to others. I just don't know how to handle this myself. My whole world is spinning out of control.

cmyx6go · 01-29-2022, 05:47 PM

If you’re funny, you’re more attractive. Beauty fades but sarcasm is forever!

The Libertine · 01-29-2022, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by cmyx6go

If you’re funny, you’re more attractive. Beauty fades but sarcasm is forever!

Especially when the sarcasm is well timed, and properly applied!

3.0L · 01-29-2022, 05:55 PM

“I am busy right now, can I ignore you some other time?"

JIMOLDFED · 01-29-2022, 05:58 PM

This sums up my opinion of this thread...

M_Six · 01-29-2022, 06:13 PM

^^^Koba the Dread

JIMOLDFED · 01-29-2022, 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by M_Six

^^^Koba the Dread

The 20 Million -- you are well read Sir!

M_Six · 01-29-2022, 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by JIMOLDFED

The 20 Million -- you are well read Sir!

Wifey is a librarian, editor of a historical novel review journal, author of two historical novel reference books, and an avid book collector (we 12,000+ in our house). So yeah, I've been in more bookstores than most people have bars.

Esteban · 01-29-2022, 08:32 PM

"I love sarcasm. It's like punching people in the face, but with words."

vreihen16 · 01-29-2022, 08:37 PM

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Esteban · 01-29-2022, 08:42 PM

sygazelle · 01-29-2022, 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by vreihen16

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Bazinga!

I love that skirt on Penny.

Nachbar · 01-30-2022, 12:10 AM

Sarcasm ist the spice of life

Btw: I recommend watching After Life on Netflix. Ricky is the sarcasm King.

cmyx6go · 01-31-2022, 06:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esteban

"I love sarcasm. It's like punching people in the face, but with words."

If I could appreciate this multiple times, I would.

e90335e36m3 · 01-31-2022, 06:50 AM

Chandler Bing's sarcasm in Friends is my thing. Hilarious.

cmyx6go · 01-31-2022, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Esteban

"I love sarcasm. It's like punching people in the face, but with words."

Fixed that for you.

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01-29-2022, 04:56 PM	#1
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