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stop getting married people!!!
My friend is getting married in a week or so and we are having a bachelor party.
I'm so bored out of my mind I'm dying. His future wife hates me, since we are so close that we don't even meet ever (we both have moved around a lot, we talk by the phone which she hates). He's one of my best friends from my army days but sure there is a reason to block the one female friend by making me join her party too... His friends come around and try to hit on me. Her friends tell me I should keep my distance more, and that "bitch I will kill you if you come between them". Right. I was the dd, then I ditched the keys and now my main aim is to get as drunk as possible. I have spent the night trying to propose to my lesbian friends to get them to run naked around this house. Come on guys, someone must be more miserable than I am right now!!
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Get really drunk and plant a huge, wet sloppy kiss on your friend's lips in front of his new bitch wife.
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You have lesbian friends?
Are they hot? lol
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Too bad I haven't left the bar once or that her lovely spouse hasn't shown up yet (an other army pall, they are divorcing now). The kiss would've worked better. Seriously, you're marrying a man who's been married before and you know your spouse is a close friend with a female. If it bothers you, talk in private! Don't try to make it a big deal at your joined party... The worst thing is that I'm sure your suggestion is even more over the top than what I said. We have two women in our group, eight men and we all have spouses (I'm not counting this soon to be married dynamic duo). Most of us assumes her future husband would be more drawn to the men than to us women. This is so pathetic.
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Yeah, did you know I also talk to lesbians about cars? It ain't always about the dick shown but about the one demonstrated.
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Doorman: "why are you giving me your car keys?" "I have a room a block from here and I don't drive drunk. I just need the space to make a fist in my pocket." "hi anna" "hi who ever the fuck you are. Do you have any lesbian friends that would do me a favor?..." I see this night going well for me.
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Mama Anna..What are you smoking ?
Anyway your post/story means serious troubles... Hope you are ok...
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You contacted a reference and obtained marijuana. Then, you proceeded to smoke said marijuana. In a state of delusion, you created this thread, where I commented, acknowledging the likely fact you received quite the high from smoking said marijuana.
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The kids are away and it's a perfect night to have fun with the old buddies. I've spent most of the night with the other army mates and their horrible wives (who are even closer friends of mine than their spouses) but this new addition... "you whore you two must have fucked!" "right. My magical pussy has made us to be friends for 13 years. Keep talking..."
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I haven't! I love free cleaning!
I envy you. When ever bored I get drunk out of my mind but I have issues with drugs. I'm so fucking boring.
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You do know that all my female friends are either married to my army palls or over 40? Well, my lesbian friends are over 60.
Pm me if you want photos. I have shots of them sitting on a computer or even driving a prius. They are very wild.
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Wait. Should I be wearing pants?
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I really hope that you and your kids are ok... But what a story...WOW !
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Tell her to fk off and get a life or better yet leave your friend before she causes him a lifetime of misery!! Don't let her get you down! In for PM photo.
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+ 1 ! Please...
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