How To Be Set Free

lawdude · 01-06-2008, 11:01 PM

To: All Haters

If you enact the ignore feature for whomever you hate, you won't have to read any of their posts. You should experience an immediate drop in blood pressure.

Granted, you will have to find some other activity to fill up your time and you might experience withdrawal type symptoms. But if you find something productive to do instead, the air will smell cleaner, food will taste better, your health will improve, and you might even rediscover sex with someone other than yourself.

Collaterally, the world will be a better place, and legitimate technical discussions free from vitriol will break out all over e90post.

OpenFlash · 01-06-2008, 11:14 PM

Funniest thing I've read all week

e90AW335i · 01-06-2008, 11:16 PM

, good one lawdude

335iheLLraiseR · 01-06-2008, 11:17 PM

i love his posts.

kaji335i · 01-06-2008, 11:23 PM

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Originally Posted by 335iheLLraiseR

i love his posts.

+1 he makes the best posts and responses.

Nikolas · 01-06-2008, 11:27 PM

I just placed him on my ignore list.

stillclaimndp · 01-07-2008, 12:09 AM

(How can I post that I am ignoring this post?) jk, nice one attorneybro

NaTuReB0Y · 01-07-2008, 12:14 AM

Year's_End · 01-07-2008, 01:19 AM

lol nice post

edgarj · 01-07-2008, 03:34 AM

The ignore list is great, but since everyone loves to quote an asshole, it fails 90% of the time. THey should enable an ignore list that also ignores post quoting posts from those ignored. If you find an (unfortunate) friend that will email you everytime something "significant" comes up on the forum related to your mod of choice, it will spare you from reading the post all but weekly, and you will definitely experience sensations such as "air will smell cleaner, food will taste better, your health will improve, and you might even rediscover sex with someone other than yourself." You'll also enjoy your 335i more, as the experience wont be tainted by the banal keyboard catfight of so many Terry-taints and Shiv-strokers. If I were to read this forum at this late stage while car shopping, I would probably buy a used Z06 or e92 M3 (stigma be damned for the vette) and never look at a car-specific internet forum again. The 335 is great, but buying a car, stock, that really needs no modification to be a total thrill-ride has much more appeal after the dramafest, fact obfuscation, troll party that we know as Terry/e90post c.2007.

j|rz44 · 01-07-2008, 04:38 AM

Ive ignored all the poster boy JBers (first time i've used the feature btw)....

garyhgaryh · 01-07-2008, 04:44 AM

Hey is there a way to hide those anonying JB sig's! Damn man, it's like free advertisement....

sambonator · 01-07-2008, 06:14 AM

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Originally Posted by jmramos44

Ive ignored all the poster boy JBers (first time i've used the feature btw)....

Added you to ignore list.

lawdude · 01-07-2008, 06:40 AM

I don't have an ingore list.

mds82 · 01-07-2008, 12:25 PM

i just dont listen to the BS, and dont really care either

i'll only get upset if someone makes fun of me, otherwise...

sambonator · 01-07-2008, 02:21 PM

Is there any way to completely hide the fact that someone in your ignore list has posted anything, so I don't see this?

Hawkeye · 01-07-2008, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by sambonator

Added you to ignore list.

The funny thing about this is that you tried talking to him AFTER he said he ignored you...

I think ignore lists are stupid... although I am about to ignore scottwww cause he just seems like a big waste of time.

OverDrive · 01-07-2008, 11:16 PM

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01-06-2008, 11:01 PM	#1
lawdude Colonel 95 Rep 2,339 Posts Drives: 335i ZPP ZSP TiAg MT Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Georgia iTrader: (1)	How To Be Set Free - And Improve Your Sex Life To: All Haters If you enact the ignore feature for whomever you hate, you won't have to read any of their posts. You should experience an immediate drop in blood pressure. Granted, you will have to find some other activity to fill up your time and you might experience withdrawal type symptoms. But if you find something productive to do instead, the air will smell cleaner, food will taste better, your health will improve, and you might even rediscover sex with someone other than yourself. Collaterally, the world will be a better place, and legitimate technical discussions free from vitriol will break out all over e90post.
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OpenFlash 1816 Rep 17,960 Posts Drives: A Lot Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: SF Bay, CA iTrader: (0) Garage List 2018 Ducati Panigal ... [0.00] 2016 Mazda CX5 [0.00] 2017 Aprilia Tuono ... [0.00] 2019 BMW M2 Competi ... [0.00] 2015 BMW M5 Competi ... [10.00] 2016 Ducati XDiavel S [0.00] 2016 AMG GT S [0.00] 2011 Ferrari 458 It ... [0.00] 2017 Charger Hellcat [0.00] 2015 KTM Super Duke ... [0.00] 2016 KTM RC390 [0.00]	Funniest thing I've read all week
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01-06-2008, 11:16 PM	#3
e90AW335i Major General 144 Rep 6,608 Posts Drives: e90 335i Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: ...... iTrader: (4)	, good one lawdude __________________ I install all tunes, intakes, o2 simms, and most cosmetic mods. PM me for a quote.
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01-06-2008, 11:27 PM	#6
Nikolas Colonel 313 Rep 2,576 Posts Drives: 996 TT Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Sierra Mountains iTrader: (0)	I just placed him on my ignore list.
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01-07-2008, 12:09 AM	#7
stillclaimndp Dancing Machine 50 Rep 1,419 Posts Drives: 335i e90 ZSP Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walnut Creek, Ca iTrader: (0)	(How can I post that I am ignoring this post?) jk, nice one attorneybro __________________ 2007 e90 & 1981 Corvette Predecessors: 2007 BMW 335i E92, 2006 M5, 2008 Viper SRT10 Coupe, 2005 Viper Yellow, 2006 Corvette Z51, 2009 Challenger SRT8, 2006 S4, 2001.5 Nogaro Blue S4, 2006 GTI w/ DSG, 06 Evo IX, 04 S4, 04 911x51, 03 Evo VIII, 98 Eclipse GSX, 96 GST, 92 Galant Vr-4, '70 Grand Prix Model J, '70 Nova, '68 Firebird
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01-07-2008, 01:19 AM	#9
Year's_End Lieutenant General 1245 Rep 12,446 Posts Drives: 2020 Shelby GT350 Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: FL iTrader: (0)	lol nice post __________________ Past: '08 E92 335i\|ZPP\|ZSP\|6AT Past: '15 Mustang GT\|401A\|PP\|6MT Current: '20 Shelby GT350\|6MT
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01-07-2008, 03:34 AM	#10
edgarj Captain 32 Rep 815 Posts Drives: 335i e92 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: San Marcos, TX iTrader: (1)	The ignore list is great, but since everyone loves to quote an asshole, it fails 90% of the time. THey should enable an ignore list that also ignores post quoting posts from those ignored. If you find an (unfortunate) friend that will email you everytime something "significant" comes up on the forum related to your mod of choice, it will spare you from reading the post all but weekly, and you will definitely experience sensations such as "air will smell cleaner, food will taste better, your health will improve, and you might even rediscover sex with someone other than yourself." You'll also enjoy your 335i more, as the experience wont be tainted by the banal keyboard catfight of so many Terry-taints and Shiv-strokers. If I were to read this forum at this late stage while car shopping, I would probably buy a used Z06 or e92 M3 (stigma be damned for the vette) and never look at a car-specific internet forum again. The 335 is great, but buying a car, stock, that really needs no modification to be a total thrill-ride has much more appeal after the dramafest, fact obfuscation, troll party that we know as Terry/e90post c.2007.
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01-07-2008, 04:38 AM	#11
j\|rz44 Lieutenant Colonel 45 Rep 1,683 Posts Drives: 335i\|E92 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Lost iTrader: (2) Garage List 07 335i [0.00]	Ive ignored all the poster boy JBers (first time i've used the feature btw).... __________________ Life is Good
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01-07-2008, 04:44 AM	#12
garyhgaryh Major 79 Rep 1,232 Posts Drives: Supercharged e30 M3 Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: santa cruz iTrader: (4)	Hey is there a way to hide those anonying JB sig's! Damn man, it's like free advertisement....
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01-07-2008, 06:40 AM	#14
lawdude Colonel 95 Rep 2,339 Posts Drives: 335i ZPP ZSP TiAg MT Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Georgia iTrader: (1)	I don't have an ingore list.
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01-07-2008, 12:25 PM	#15
mds82 Major General 375 Rep 5,842 Posts Drives: 2006 325xi Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: South Central Connecticut iTrader: (40) Garage List 2006 325xi Snow Pics [0.00] 2006 BMW 325xi [0.00]	i just dont listen to the BS, and dont really care either i'll only get upset if someone makes fun of me, otherwise...
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OverDrive CHEAT TO WIN!! 155 Rep 1,347 Posts Drives: E92 M3, 718 GT4 Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Toronto iTrader: (0)	LMFAO ________ Volcano classic ________ Volcano review ________ Vaperizers ________ Video Review Last edited by OverDrive; 04-14-2011 at 09:57 PM..
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