Farting in a relationship

The_Blob · 01-24-2008, 12:15 AM

I'm just wondering if anyone here is in a current relationship like a girlfriend or a wife and how they handle their situation with farting. I'm sure when you meet the right person, you won't fart beside her right away. Share your stories.

Spool · 01-24-2008, 12:22 AM

This thread is right up my alley...nice

Usually i'm a gentleman at first, but the moment after we have sex i rip a big one to declare my victory. Then after that everything comes out, i fart, burp, don't bathe, etc...

If she sticks around then she's a keeper...

stooken · 01-24-2008, 12:30 AM

i fart on my girlfriend all the time.

she farts on me too.

Rimola · 01-24-2008, 12:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Spool

This thread is right up my alley...nice

oh dude, you have no idea...

01-24-2008, 12:41 AM

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Originally Posted by stooken

i fart on my girlfriend all the time.

she farts on me too.

uhh yeah thats pretty sick dude lol
i mean if you do it thats completely normal but as soon as a bitch farts on me, my right hand is going across her face

shiggy · 01-24-2008, 01:01 AM

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Originally Posted by that guy nico

uhh yeah thats pretty sick dude lol
i mean if you do it thats completely normal but as soon as a bitch farts on me, my right hand is going across her face

this thread is f@%ked up.....hilarious...but f@%ked up!!
while lying in bed i fart and then throw the sheets over her head!

EOE90 · 01-24-2008, 01:07 AM

just go all out and let one rip, after that you can fart pretty much whenever, just joke about it alot.... worked for me haha

NaTuReB0Y · 01-24-2008, 01:12 AM

my kids and i always have a farting contest......

i always lose because my fart doesn't stink.......

Zeiss · 01-24-2008, 01:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Spool

This thread is right up my alley...nice

Usually i'm a gentleman at first, but the moment after we have sex i rip a big one to declare my victory. Then after that everything comes out, i fart, burp, don't bathe, etc...

If she sticks around then she's a keeper...

JoeClothing · 01-24-2008, 01:17 AM

I'm married, have an intestinal disorder, and still don't fart in front of my wife.

Perhaps I'm a bit superstitious since all the others I farted in front of left.

!Xoible · 01-24-2008, 01:18 AM

farting is healthy, and is an indication of a healthy relationship

BMWE90 · 01-24-2008, 01:18 AM

WTF? I think farting when there are people around is gross. Especially if you fart in bed with your gf. If you enjoy/like smelling the air that's just came out of someone's ass, you might as well stick your nose and there and take a good whiff at it (although Im sure some of us do it when we toss the salad).

!Xoible · 01-24-2008, 01:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Spool

This thread is right up my alley...nice

Usually i'm a gentleman at first, but the moment after we have sex i rip a big one to declare my victory. Then after that everything comes out, i fart, burp, don't bathe, etc...

If she sticks around then she's a keeper...

u fuck then u become a cave man?

01-24-2008, 01:34 AM

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Originally Posted by mantis

farting is healthy, and is an indication of a healthy relationship

Rimola · 01-24-2008, 01:59 AM

great thread, lets see what Mr. Webster had to say about this...

1. a flatus expelled through the anus
2. break wind
3. an often audible discharge of intentinal gas

its just funny hearing it explained in proper terms

JoeClothing · 01-24-2008, 02:13 AM

my farts are especially audible.:finger:
http://www.kucau.net/wp/wp-content/u...fart-power.jpg

Kiemyster · 01-24-2008, 02:27 AM

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Originally Posted by shiggy

this thread is f@%ked up.....hilarious...but f@%ked up!!
while lying in bed i fart and then throw the sheets over her head!

+1, you know how its done lol

Ru$$ell · 01-24-2008, 04:40 AM

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Originally Posted by stooken

i fart on my girlfriend all the time.

x2

Sara · 01-24-2008, 09:50 AM

I'll fart on the first date... Its gotta come out one way or another. Damn frogs.

KL2DC · 01-24-2008, 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by mantis

farting is healthy, and is an indication of a healthy relationship

I agree

AWD Addict · 01-24-2008, 09:53 AM

When I was courting my wife, I was very gentlemanly. But after a couple years, I started letting them loose.

Now we both do it. Her burps make me laugh. She's awesome.

UncleWede · 01-24-2008, 11:09 AM

I just reach my pinky out to my kid, and then blame it on him for pulling my finger. He *THINKS* he's wise to it, but if the pinky touches him, the a$$ goes off.

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JoeClothing Second Lieutenant 70 Rep 233 Posts Drives: E60 M5 Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Chevy Chase, MD iTrader: (0)	I'm married, have an intestinal disorder, and still don't fart in front of my wife. Perhaps I'm a bit superstitious since all the others I farted in front of left.
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BMWE90 Major 91 Rep 1,153 Posts Drives: E90 335 Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Bay Area iTrader: (1)	WTF? I think farting when there are people around is gross. Especially if you fart in bed with your gf. If you enjoy/like smelling the air that's just came out of someone's ass, you might as well stick your nose and there and take a good whiff at it (although Im sure some of us do it when we toss the salad).
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JoeClothing Second Lieutenant 70 Rep 233 Posts Drives: E60 M5 Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Chevy Chase, MD iTrader: (0)	my farts are especially audible.:finger: http://www.kucau.net/wp/wp-content/u...fart-power.jpg
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Sara Lieutenant General 5887 Rep 17,879 Posts Drives: A car Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Nola iTrader: (6)	I'll fart on the first date... Its gotta come out one way or another. Damn frogs.
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UncleWede Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner 18525 Rep 9,432 Posts Drives: G01 X3 M40i Dark Graphite Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Oxnard, CA iTrader: (0)	I just reach my pinky out to my kid, and then blame it on him for pulling my finger. He THINKS he's wise to it, but if the pinky touches him, the a$$ goes off.
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