learn to speak Chinese in 5 minutes....funny!

shiggy · 01-26-2008, 01:53 AM

thought some of you may get a chuckle out of this....

Learn To Speak Chinese In 5 minutes
(Important: Read Out Loud)
English Phrase / Chinese Translation

1. "That's not right"............... Sum Ting Wong

2. "Are you harboring a fugitive?".. Hu Yu Hai Ding

3. "See me ASAP".................... Kum Hia Nao

4. "There goes Stupid Man".......... Dum Dum Wa King

5. "Small Horse".................... Tai Ni Po Ni

6. "Did you go to the beach?"....... Wai Yu So Tan

7. "I bumped into a coffee table"... Ai Bang Mai Ni

8. "I think you need a face lift"... Chin Tu Fat

9. "It's very dark in here"......... Wao So Dim

10. "I thought you were on a diet".. Wai Yu Mun Ching

11. "This is a tow away zone"....... No Pah King

12. "Our meeting is next week"...... Wai Yu Kum Nao

13. "Staying out of sight!"......... Lei Ying Lo

14. "He's cleaning his automobile".. Wa Shing Ka

15. "Your body odor is offensive"... Yu Stin Ki Pu

16. "Great"......................... Su Pah

truong321 · 01-26-2008, 01:56 AM

yu stin ki pu

BMWE90 · 01-26-2008, 01:56 AM

lol niiiice

shiggy · 01-26-2008, 02:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by truong321

yu stin ki pu

"Are you harboring a fugitive?".. Hu Yu Hai Ding.....that one killed me!!

mpimping · 01-26-2008, 02:25 AM

sue wada gigi

MTV · 01-26-2008, 01:47 PM

lol I've seen this a while back. Hilarious!

e92phreak · 01-26-2008, 04:34 PM

uh.... no.

Chunga · 01-26-2008, 04:39 PM

Ru$$ell · 01-26-2008, 05:24 PM

heres another version for "i banged into the coffee table"

i hit my foot on the sofa- Ai Bang meh fuc kin knee

Chunga · 01-26-2008, 05:28 PM

Nice try Russell - but you are missing the chinese words there.

Kitz · 01-27-2008, 03:43 AM

omg..your ruining chinese words..LOL

truong321 · 01-27-2008, 04:06 AM

lol SU PAH

Year's_End · 01-27-2008, 05:01 AM

This be a funny thread.

nyczyang27 · 01-27-2008, 07:25 AM

classic

JCLBoston · 01-29-2008, 10:37 PM

This thing had me rolling earlier today when I was at work.. a couple of people nearby probably thought I was crazy.. haha

And yes, I am an Asian American, so it's ok for me to laugh..

SGxi · 01-30-2008, 12:36 AM

That's not chinese, that's english spoken with a thick chinese accent

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shiggy Major 68 Rep 1,305 Posts Drives: BMW 2009 M3 Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: vancouver iTrader: (2)	learn to speak Chinese in 5 minutes....funny! thought some of you may get a chuckle out of this.... Learn To Speak Chinese In 5 minutes (Important: Read Out Loud) English Phrase / Chinese Translation 1. "That's not right"............... Sum Ting Wong 2. "Are you harboring a fugitive?".. Hu Yu Hai Ding 3. "See me ASAP".................... Kum Hia Nao 4. "There goes Stupid Man".......... Dum Dum Wa King 5. "Small Horse".................... Tai Ni Po Ni 6. "Did you go to the beach?"....... Wai Yu So Tan 7. "I bumped into a coffee table"... Ai Bang Mai Ni 8. "I think you need a face lift"... Chin Tu Fat 9. "It's very dark in here"......... Wao So Dim 10. "I thought you were on a diet".. Wai Yu Mun Ching 11. "This is a tow away zone"....... No Pah King 12. "Our meeting is next week"...... Wai Yu Kum Nao 13. "Staying out of sight!"......... Lei Ying Lo 14. "He's cleaning his automobile".. Wa Shing Ka 15. "Your body odor is offensive"... Yu Stin Ki Pu 16. "Great"......................... Su Pah __________________ 2009 Jet Black E92 M3, DCT, Nav, Novillo Leather, PDC, EDC, BBS CHR's 20", Yokohama Advan Sports Tires, Eiback Pro-Kit Springs, Dinan Pullies and Dinan Stage1 software, black grills, black side gills, alcantara shift and ebrake boot.
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Ru$$ell M0derator 129 Rep 237 Posts Drives: your mom Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Trinidad and Tobago iTrader: (0)	heres another version for "i banged into the coffee table" i hit my foot on the sofa- Ai Bang meh fuc kin knee __________________ durka durka, mohammed jihad
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Chunga Captain 37 Rep 903 Posts Drives: E90 black saphire 2008 Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Denmark, sealand iTrader: (0)	Nice try Russell - but you are missing the chinese words there. __________________
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