Washington, D.C. man breaks into Five Guys at night, makes himself a hamburger

Haywood · 04-11-2016, 11:40 AM

I wouldn't arrest him...I'd give him a job! He obviously knows how to use the grill.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crim...icle-1.2595964

Verbiage · 04-11-2016, 11:44 AM

Verbiage · 04-11-2016, 11:48 AM

Dude, he's on the fucking phone. What a boss.

fecurtis · 04-11-2016, 11:49 AM

Yeah that's something that'd happen around the Shaw/Columbia Heights area.

Haywood · 04-11-2016, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Dude, he's on the fucking phone. What a boss.

It's like the first time you called someone from a plane. "Dude, you're not going to believe where I'm calling you from!"

fecurtis · 04-11-2016, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Haywood

It's like the first time you called someone from a plane. "Dude, you're not going to believe where I'm calling you from!"

Probably just casually talking to his BAE:

"Yeah baby, I totally got Five Guys to make you a burger at 3 AM. That's how much I love you, be there in 10 min"

dragonsi · 04-11-2016, 05:15 PM

I don't understand why they're going through so much effort to find this guy

PINeely · 04-12-2016, 02:28 AM

Looks like he even washed his hands before getting to work on it.

RickFLM4 · 04-12-2016, 07:26 AM

He is wearing a hat popular with hipsters.

CANGRKE70 · 04-12-2016, 10:36 AM

I've done that at 3am...but at my own restaurant...and I have keys.

NEFARIOUS · 04-12-2016, 11:24 PM

In other news, Five Guys is now open 24 hours*...

*Restrictions may apply

Haywood · 04-14-2016, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by NEFARIOUS

In other news, Five Guys is now open 24 hours*...

*Restrictions may apply

Lol! Self service option?

UncleWede · 04-15-2016, 10:48 AM

Don't even have to pay him minimum wage either

goj · 04-21-2016, 01:56 AM

He made the burger for me

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