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      04-27-2016, 02:12 PM   #1
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Dumbest Comments While Washing Your Car

I live in a neighborhood where I don't really see my neighbors (thank christ) but when I lived in my old house my neighbor would always come out and say "hey can you wash mine next?"

What stupid shit do your neighbors say?
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      04-27-2016, 02:13 PM   #2
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"what kind of water are you using?"
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      04-27-2016, 02:16 PM   #4
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Why is your penis already erect?

I don't know Martha, maybe cause it is.

Smh.
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When did they start letting your kind around here?
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You know, you're going to make it rain.
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In the summer i usually wash my car shirtless or in a tank top

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Hey can you hose me down next?
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"Is your man filming this or why are you wearing so little?"

"I'm fucking washing my car. Go jerk off on someone else."
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"Is your man filming this or why are you wearing so little?"

"I'm fucking washing my car. Go jerk off on someone else."
I love how you just went above and beyond to include your own retort.



....unless that's what they say to the hubby.
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I live in a neighborhood where I don't really see my neighbors (thank christ) but when I lived in my old house my neighbor would always come out and say "hey can you wash mine next?"

What stupid shit do your neighbors say?
Exactly what I get from my neighbor across the street. Every time, I hear "I'm next."
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"You're going to make it rain."

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"Can you wash my car next?"
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"Hey that's a nice car!!! I notice you wash your car pretty often. You do realize we are in a drought? You should try and do your part in conserving water like the rest of the neighbors with their dying lawns."

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I love how you just went above and beyond to include your own retort.



....unless that's what they say to the hubby.
Hahaha, I deserved that one!

Meh, I've been married for ten years and in that time one has to learn the limitations of the relationship. If you want to talk about the mechanics of a car, my spouse is the man. He totally ruins all cars for me with analyzing the data from the engineers view. He doesn't drive though.

I'm not very good at being nice, or planning outfits. I was going out with my friends to a danzig concert and the car wash guy got a show for free.
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I love how you just went above and beyond to include your own retort.



....unless that's what they say to the hubby.
Hahaha, I deserved that one!

Meh, I've been married for ten years and in that time one has to learn the limitations of the relationship. If you want to talk about the mechanics of a car, my spouse is the man. He totally ruins all cars for me with analyzing the data from the engineers view. He doesn't drive though.

I'm not very good at being nice, or planning outfits. I was going out with my friends to a danzig concert and the car wash guy got a show for free.
Danzig
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I just get a lot of looks of disgust...then again, I do wash my car naked.
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