Steak and Blowjob Day

MTV · 03-12-2008, 12:00 PM

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You know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do care for them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it.

Which is why a new holiday has been created.

March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him.

No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th!

The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and BJ's.

March 14th baby! This friday

KL2DC · 03-12-2008, 12:03 PM

I'm 100% in

DM1 · 03-12-2008, 12:10 PM

^+1000000000

Neurorad · 03-12-2008, 01:37 PM

Hallmark will rake it in.

Josh49 · 03-12-2008, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by KL2DC

I'm 100% in

I hope he enjoys it Donny..

stumpy221 · 03-12-2008, 01:56 PM

haha thats great. time to copy and paste into an email to the gf.

this should be a chain letter.

Josh49 · 03-12-2008, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Josh49

I hope he enjoys it Donny..

I hope Donny doesn't ban me.. Forgot he's the law around here now..

KL2DC · 03-12-2008, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Josh49

I hope Donny doesn't ban me.. Forgot he's the law around here now..

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e90-4aj · 03-12-2008, 02:43 PM

nice -

Perpetrator · 03-12-2008, 03:03 PM

this is a few years old, and i've been trying to celebrate it every year. unfortunately, the wife turns it into "bologna and slap in the face" day instead. maybe this year will be different.

Couch · 03-12-2008, 03:06 PM

I'm currently taking applications from lovely ladies who would like to cook a steak for me. I should note, cooking is not necessary, as jumping straight to the latter part of the day will work just fine for me.

hl0m4n · 03-12-2008, 03:14 PM

Ru$$ell · 03-12-2008, 03:44 PM

dammit,need to find a chic before friday

Zeeman · 03-12-2008, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Ru$$ell

dammit,need to find a chic before friday

just call the Emperors Club.... Elloit Spitzer has the number.

MTV · 03-12-2008, 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by hl0m4n

+

Kitz · 03-12-2008, 05:45 PM

I like this kind of holiday!

stooken · 03-12-2008, 06:00 PM

too bad im having sushi that night but a blowjob is for sure!

flyer333 · 03-12-2008, 06:29 PM

damn need to find a chick fast!

UncleWede · 03-12-2008, 06:50 PM

I kept asking what day it was all last month.

c0nstant · 03-12-2008, 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Zeeman

just call the Emperors Club.... Elloit Spitzer has the number.

hahahah

ZJP · 03-12-2008, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by flyer333

damn need to find a chick fast!

I concur

Year's_End · 03-12-2008, 09:16 PM

The guy who thought this up deserves a cookie...like a lifetime's worth.

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Perpetrator Lieutenant 20 Rep 407 Posts Drives: E90 330i Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Fullerton, CA iTrader: (4)	this is a few years old, and i've been trying to celebrate it every year. unfortunately, the wife turns it into "bologna and slap in the face" day instead. maybe this year will be different.
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03-12-2008, 03:06 PM	#11
Couch Colonel 146 Rep 2,900 Posts Drives: E92 335i Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Houston iTrader: (0) Garage List 2007 E92 335i [0.00]	I'm currently taking applications from lovely ladies who would like to cook a steak for me. I should note, cooking is not necessary, as jumping straight to the latter part of the day will work just fine for me.
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Ru$$ell M0derator 129 Rep 237 Posts Drives: your mom Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Trinidad and Tobago iTrader: (0)	dammit,need to find a chic before friday __________________ durka durka, mohammed jihad
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03-12-2008, 05:45 PM	#16
Kitz Major 81 Rep 1,319 Posts Drives: ex BMW Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: socal 2006-2010, Jakarta 2010+ iTrader: (4)	I like this kind of holiday! __________________ My Baby
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stooken Brigadier General 188 Rep 4,243 Posts Drives: E70 X5 Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: NOR*CAL iTrader: (2)	too bad im having sushi that night but a blowjob is for sure! __________________ 2010 E92 BSM 335i \| M-Sport \| ST Coils \| Linea Corse Lemans \| Cobb AP \| BMS DCI \| Cyba Tips
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flyer333 GSS CORP. 81 Rep 1,598 Posts Drives: E90/E93 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Vancouver, BC, Canada iTrader: (3)	damn need to find a chick fast!
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