[Aatish]

Stumbled upon this today. Really differs from any traditional recipe I've come across.

[Mr Tonka]

But why would you want to make subway cookies when there are so many other better cookies?

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

But why would you want to make subway cookies when there are so many other better cookies?

Subway is the gold standard of cookies, just like how Dominos is the gold standard of pizza!

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Aatish

Subway is the gold standard of cookies, just like how Dominos is the gold standard of pizza!

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for an appreciate, I can tell you I'm fresh out. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you take back what you said now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for an appreciate, I can tell you I'm fresh out. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you take back what you said now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

*Orders pizza hut*

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Aatish

*Orders pizza hut*

That's it, you've really done it. I'm going to unleash a fate worse than me on you.

Biorin, cut him please.

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

That's it, you've really done it. I'm going to unleash a fate worse than me on you.

Biorin, cut him please.

That's way too lenient.

[PINeely]

Originally Posted by Aatish

Subway is the gold standard of cookies, just like how Dominos is the gold standard of pizza!

Hilariously it sort of is. Italian pizza is the best and the closest we have to it in the states is probably Dominoes or Digiorno.

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by PINeely

Hilariously it sort of is. Italian pizza is the best and the closest we have to it in the states is probably Dominoes or Digiorno.

I'm assuming you haven't traversed to Brooklyn, have you?

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by PINeely

Hilariously it sort of is. Italian pizza is the best and the closest we have to it in the states is probably Dominoes or Digiorno.

[PINeely]

Originally Posted by Aatish

I'm assuming you haven't traversed to Brooklyn, have you?

Sure have, I used to live there. NY pizza is garbage. Super greasy, usually no toppings, it flops all over the place like a limp dick and it has completely ruined pizza for the rest of the country because everyone tries to imitate it.

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by PINeely

Sure have, I used to live there. NY pizza is garbage. Super greasy, usually no toppings, it flops all over the place like a limp dick and it has completely ruined pizza for the rest of the country because everyone tries to imitate it.

I'll agree that most of the pizza here fits that description. There are some gems though.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by PINeely

Sure have, I used to live there. NY pizza is garbage. Super greasy, usually no toppings, it flops all over the place like a limp dick and it has completely ruined pizza for the rest of the country because everyone tries to imitate it.

You monster... how dare you... this is worse than someone posting the fucking recipe for subway cookies... what is next?! Free Jared Protest ?!

[PINeely]

Originally Posted by Aatish

I'll agree that most of the pizza here fits that description. There are some gems though.

Man, we used to go to this place which was amazing. Can't remember what it was called, it was years ago, but it was a little hole in the wall that looked totally run down. Incredible slice.

I guess my problem is that most NY pizza is mediocre but everyone still raves about it just because it's from NY. Even here in the south we have restaurants that try to imitate it. They import the dough, the sauce, the cheese and all that and you STILL get some dipshit who went to NY one time for a high school field trip going, "uhhhh, this is pretty good but it's no NY pizza, uhhh...."

[M_Six]

Thank God this thread got rescued. At first I thought I'd mistakenly hit on Wifey's Good Housekeeping shortcut.

Being a college town, we have a dozen or so pizza places. They all suck. I miss Greek pizza like they have in MA. Olympic Pizza in Colombian Square in Weymouth, MA has been there for 50 years. Same place, same awesome pizza. Man, how I miss that place.

[Mr Tonka]

#makeyourownpizza

[M_Six]

#cantcookforshit

Although Wifey can, and she made a vegan (cheeseless) pizza from scratch last week and coerced me into trying it. I ended up eating half of it. It was quite good. She hit a home run with the sauce.

[catcher22]

Thank you OP!

Subway cookies are awesome, and pizza in Chicago is better than NY

*puts on ballistic vest*

[MightyMouseTech]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

#makeyourownpizza

Damn right. Including making your own dough.

[smoosh]

luv subway cookies

always go to the 24/7 subway down the street from me at 3am in my captain underpants pjs and buy a meatball marinara sub on 9 grain honey oat with pepper jack cheese toasted lettuce tomatoes green peppers onions yellow peppers crushes red peppers chipotle sauce

then I buy 6 oatmeal cookies

then I eat ze food

also subway's like family to us bhais so ummmm fuck y'alls opinions

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by smoosh

luv subway cookies

always go to the 24/7 subway down the street from me at 3am in my captain underpants pjs and buy a meatball marinara sub on 9 grain honey oat with pepper jack cheese toasted lettuce tomatoes green peppers onions yellow peppers crushes red peppers chipotle sauce

then I buy 6 oatmeal cookies

then I eat ze food

also subway's like family to us bhais so ummmm fuck y'alls opinions

Don't mind this guy making your 9 grain honey oat bread.....

[M_Six]

#nevereatsubwayagain