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Was this a cars and coffee?
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03-12-2017, 11:15 PM | #11 |
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it might be different... if this video was not plastered over virtually every car site, post, fb link, jalopnik relink and even this god damn site 10x lol
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03-13-2017, 09:25 AM | #12 |
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I hereby absolve all Mustang owners of any and all responsibility with regard to crashes, especially at Cars and Coffee.
I have received inside information from a government source, whom I cannot reveal, that Mustang owners have been the the victims of a horrible game played by certain analyst of certain 3-letter organizations that collect signals and HUMINT data and may be charged with securing our country's interest outside the USA. It seems that the 3-letter organizations don't not allow it's employees to use game consoles at work due to potential security issues. These enterprising employees determined that they could compromise the ECUs of many different manufacturers but the ECUs of Ford Motor Corporation were must vulnerable and allowed a greater level of "control" of the vehicle. The first experimentation of this new technology began in 2014 with a few beta-level hacks engaged as a proof-of-concept exercise. Once the bugs were cleared, an organization-wide release was made and the global game of Crashes and Coffee was engaged at this particular 3-letter organization. Employees had a goal of crashing as many Mustangs as possible with the winner receiving an all-expenses-paid vacation to an undisclosed site. As the data has revealed, the zenith of the game was certainly reached during the summer/fall of 2016 and sharply declined for a then-unknown reason. It turns out that the Vault 7 hack caused the cessation of the game and has subsequently corroborated the information from my unnamed source. MUSTANG OWNERS ARE BLAMELESS!!!!
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03-13-2017, 10:20 AM | #14 |
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Not a Mustang fan but this is an unfair comparison.
Audi S7: - AWD - Large R&D budget Mustank: - RWD - Solid rear axle - Low R&D budget - Hillbilly driver |
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03-13-2017, 11:18 AM | #15 |
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I dont think driver here was a hillbilly
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03-13-2017, 01:39 PM | #20 |
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Part of it is definitely the car. Up until recently, the Mustank (generation in the vid) used a solid rear axle. Detroit clearly takes pride in its cutting edge engineering. Don't even get me started on the interior of that car.
But yes, muskle cars generally attract hillbillies, whereas the German makes attract civilized folks. |
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The dipshit behind the wheel can't drive.... that's it end of...
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