WTF?? 650 hp 335i??

rideelement247 · 05-19-2008, 07:18 PM

So driving with a friend and his brother in my 67 Camaro SS just to drive it for the day and enjoy it and saw a nutso 335i driving around. From a light I heard screeching tires and thought I dropped the clutch and then saw a 335i pull next to me and I said "I have one of those." and he said "This one is straight from Germany with 650 horsepower." He just shook his head with a smirk and sped off. As of now, the Camaro is no match for a modded 335i, so I knew I had nothing to prove as I sit at home with a v2, UR CAI 335i. Anyone hear of such a car? I am pretty sure it doesn't exist right? The car even had a stock exhaust

. Emblems on the back were ///ME47 something...looked like he wanted to spell MEATER out of numbers (the E was a reverse 3). It was a sedan on non-sport rims. Rims even looked like a 325's stock ones.

At least an entertaining story for the day.

SteelTorque · 05-19-2008, 07:25 PM

rideelement247 · 05-19-2008, 07:38 PM

That's what I said to my friend. My friend was like can you even make that on stock turbos? I was like wtf no of course not. He had no intake or blowoff valve or anything that didn't sound stock. Maybe a chip but who knows. If someone from Germany sold him that car saying it's 650hp, he sure made a pretty f*ckin' penny off of that idiot

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Mattscott · 05-19-2008, 07:48 PM

He was blowing smoke up your ass.

Or he had a lot of smoke blown up his

asian010 · 05-19-2008, 07:53 PM

nos? even tho is temporary hp. its still hp. just a possibility.

rideelement247 · 05-19-2008, 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Mattscott

He was blowing smoke up your ass.

Or he had a lot of smoke blown up his

The thing is, once I told him I have one of those, don't you think he'd start conversing about it rather than trying to lie to someone who probably knows just as much, if not more than him? If you race and own a 335i, you prob own some performance part or are educated on the car.

I guess a nice obnoxious car tempts a nice obnoxious person

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rideelement247 · 05-19-2008, 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by asian010

nos? even tho is temporary hp. its still hp. just a possibility.

Not to the level of 650 hp though... I knew someone who ran NOS on a 335i and I think he was making somewhere in the 400s whp wise. Also had fully catless exhaust, Xede, intake, charge pipe w/ BOV. I think he only ran a 50 or 75 shot though. So if the guy had all mods known to us as well as a 150 shot, then he'd be there. He also probably would break down at the end of the 1/4 strip

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Mattscott · 05-19-2008, 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by rideelement247

Not to the level of 650 hp though... I knew someone who ran NOS on a 335i and I think he was making somewhere in the 400s whp wise. Also had fully catless exhaust, Xede, intake, charge pipe w/ BOV. I think he only ran a 50 or 75 shot though. So if the guy had all mods known to us as well as a 150 shot, then he'd be there. He also probably would break down at the end of the 1/4 strip

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Even with every bolt on available, plus a tune, plus a 150 shot of nos still is 100 hp short of his claim.

turibird · 05-19-2008, 08:07 PM

i dont think the guy was talkin bout whp though

K330i · 05-19-2008, 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Mattscott

Even with every bolt on available, plus a tune, plus a 150 shot of nos still is 100 hp short of his claim.

+1

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Originally Posted by turibird

i dont think the guy was talkin bout whp though

even at the crank.....he's a bit short

Slow335i · 05-19-2008, 08:19 PM

There's no way 150 shot of nitrous would last too long on these cars. Volumetric efficiency of the CFM is already compromised around a 50 shot.

toofasttooslow · 05-19-2008, 08:24 PM

I bet his penis was this "." small...

Mattscott · 05-19-2008, 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by gum5h03

I bet his penis was this "." small...

more like "." That small.

toofasttooslow · 05-19-2008, 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mattscott

more like "." That small.

Just call him pixel dick

rideelement247 · 05-19-2008, 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gum5h03

Just call him pixel dick

Nice guys. I was just enjoying my car and some mid 20s italian guy with a gold chain in a 335i thinks he can blow me out of the water. I'm not used to the Camaro yet, but the butt dyno tells me I'm around 300 crank hp maybe a smidgen more. Enough to keep up with him, but not worth it in a classic car that I am building for scheer pleasure with my dad. I didn't feel like burning up the clutch trying to race or anything, just minding my own business on a fairly populated road. Besides, only been driving a stick for about 5 days

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NYCGarbagePrince · 05-19-2008, 09:01 PM

There was a guy rolling around in a ACS 335i a long time ago telling people he bought it straight up from ACS and it had 500+ hp. I believe SFLGator ran him and raped him. He was supposed to race me but saw some vids of my car posted on SFR and backed out. There is no way.. no how that a 335 on stock turbos can make that power. However, there is pixie who is running around with bigger turbos that was done by prototech that "suposedly" makes 560whp. I don't believe it because they said they weren't able to tune for Downpipes. After speaking to the tuner they said they made 340-350 whp but the car pulled to redline.. now they are telling people they are making 500+. So I don't know whenever someone in my area thinks they have a fast 335i I say bring it and see how fast they think they are.. 100% of the time they have been lying. I only know of one car that has me beat and that is the single turbo car over at VIP and other than that the challenge is open to all in S. FL.

satinghostrider · 05-19-2008, 09:24 PM

Pls ask him for a no BS assesment of his car from Germany.

unagi1 · 05-19-2008, 09:38 PM

In this guy's itty bitty tiny mind, I'm sure he had 650HP on tap. He had parts overnighted from Germany

amuzement · 05-19-2008, 10:32 PM

You should have said: "Well I have 700!"

Mattscott · 05-19-2008, 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by unagi1

In this guy's itty bitty tiny mind, I'm sure he had 650HP on tap. He had parts overnighted from Germany

hahah

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Originally Posted by axi

You should have said: "Well I have 700!"

Tell him you had 777hp, then ask if he was feeling lucky. haha

rideelement247 · 05-19-2008, 10:53 PM

I should have told him I got mine custom from New Zealand with a turbo for every cylinder and the car is no longer street legal. But I can call my mum with my Bluetooth handsfree from the drag strip

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stressdoc · 05-19-2008, 11:05 PM

He thought twin turbo meant he was special and got twice the HP.

There is nothing short of the V10 monster stuffed in a 3 series that has close to 650 hp.

05-19-2008, 07:18 PM	#1
rideelement247 Lieutenant Colonel 54 Rep 1,677 Posts Drives: 08 335i, 67 Camaro SS Join Date: May 2007 Location: South Florida iTrader: (2)	WTF?? 650 hp 335i?? So driving with a friend and his brother in my 67 Camaro SS just to drive it for the day and enjoy it and saw a nutso 335i driving around. From a light I heard screeching tires and thought I dropped the clutch and then saw a 335i pull next to me and I said "I have one of those." and he said "This one is straight from Germany with 650 horsepower." He just shook his head with a smirk and sped off. As of now, the Camaro is no match for a modded 335i, so I knew I had nothing to prove as I sit at home with a v2, UR CAI 335i. Anyone hear of such a car? I am pretty sure it doesn't exist right? The car even had a stock exhaust. Emblems on the back were ///ME47 something...looked like he wanted to spell MEATER out of numbers (the E was a reverse 3). It was a sedan on non-sport rims. Rims even looked like a 325's stock ones. At least an entertaining story for the day. __________________ Legal Disclaimer: Anything I or anyone else says about my vehicle on this website(e90post.com or any affiliated or nonaffiliated sites), pertaining to modifications, is only to gain acceptance from my/our peers, and does not actually represent anything actually existing on my car, and thus, cannot be held against me in any issues, i.e. warranty claims, that may arise.
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rideelement247 Lieutenant Colonel 54 Rep 1,677 Posts Drives: 08 335i, 67 Camaro SS Join Date: May 2007 Location: South Florida iTrader: (2)	That's what I said to my friend. My friend was like can you even make that on stock turbos? I was like wtf no of course not. He had no intake or blowoff valve or anything that didn't sound stock. Maybe a chip but who knows. If someone from Germany sold him that car saying it's 650hp, he sure made a pretty f*ckin' penny off of that idiot. __________________ Legal Disclaimer: Anything I or anyone else says about my vehicle on this website(e90post.com or any affiliated or nonaffiliated sites), pertaining to modifications, is only to gain acceptance from my/our peers, and does not actually represent anything actually existing on my car, and thus, cannot be held against me in any issues, i.e. warranty claims, that may arise.
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Mattscott Major General 108 Rep 8,327 Posts Drives: 2007 335i E90 Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Beaumont, CA iTrader: (2)	He was blowing smoke up your ass. Or he had a lot of smoke blown up his __________________ Legal Disclaimer: Anything I or anyone else says about my vehicle on this website(e90post.com or any affiliated or nonaffiliated sites), pertaining to modifications, is only to gain acceptance from my/our peers, and does not actually represent anything actually existing on my car, and thus, cannot be held against me in any issues, i.e. warranty claims, that may arise.
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asian010 Brigadier General 120 Rep 3,236 Posts Drives: 335i Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: bay area iTrader: (6)	nos? even tho is temporary hp. its still hp. just a possibility.
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turibird Private 1 Rep 50 Posts Drives: 335i Join Date: May 2008 Location: el paso iTrader: (0)	i dont think the guy was talkin bout whp though
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Slow335i Private First Class 17 Rep 195 Posts Drives: SG E90 335i Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Fort Lauderdale, FL iTrader: (1)	There's no way 150 shot of nitrous would last too long on these cars. Volumetric efficiency of the CFM is already compromised around a 50 shot.
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toofasttooslow Galactic Emperor 75 Rep 801 Posts Drives: Fast Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: WA iTrader: (3)	I bet his penis was this "." small...
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NYCGarbagePrince Major 248 Rep 1,435 Posts Drives: X6 50i Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: NYC iTrader: (0)	There was a guy rolling around in a ACS 335i a long time ago telling people he bought it straight up from ACS and it had 500+ hp. I believe SFLGator ran him and raped him. He was supposed to race me but saw some vids of my car posted on SFR and backed out. There is no way.. no how that a 335 on stock turbos can make that power. However, there is pixie who is running around with bigger turbos that was done by prototech that "suposedly" makes 560whp. I don't believe it because they said they weren't able to tune for Downpipes. After speaking to the tuner they said they made 340-350 whp but the car pulled to redline.. now they are telling people they are making 500+. So I don't know whenever someone in my area thinks they have a fast 335i I say bring it and see how fast they think they are.. 100% of the time they have been lying. I only know of one car that has me beat and that is the single turbo car over at VIP and other than that the challenge is open to all in S. FL.
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rideelement247 Lieutenant Colonel 54 Rep 1,677 Posts Drives: 08 335i, 67 Camaro SS Join Date: May 2007 Location: South Florida iTrader: (2)	I should have told him I got mine custom from New Zealand with a turbo for every cylinder and the car is no longer street legal. But I can call my mum with my Bluetooth handsfree from the drag strip . __________________ Legal Disclaimer: Anything I or anyone else says about my vehicle on this website(e90post.com or any affiliated or nonaffiliated sites), pertaining to modifications, is only to gain acceptance from my/our peers, and does not actually represent anything actually existing on my car, and thus, cannot be held against me in any issues, i.e. warranty claims, that may arise.
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