How NOT to Park Your New 911 Targa...

TXSTYLE · 07-22-2018, 05:40 PM

geesh...

StuP · 07-22-2018, 06:06 PM

Thanks, I needed a laugh.

RABAUKE · 07-22-2018, 06:08 PM

That'll buff out....

Kyngofpop · 07-22-2018, 06:39 PM

How does that even happen? Virtually all cars have a shift interlock mechanism of some sort . Unless that car was a manual this is baffling!

Savageenterprise · 07-22-2018, 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by RABAUKE

That'll buff out....

TXSTYLE · 07-22-2018, 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Kyngofpop

How does that even happen? Virtually all cars have a shift interlock mechanism of some sort . Unless that car was a manual this is baffling!

IKR??? First, right through a BRICK wall. And then straight down into pavement.

ShopVac · 07-22-2018, 09:39 PM

I hate when ass hats park in the walking areas like that...people are so rude.

Kyngofpop · 07-22-2018, 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by TXSTYLE

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kyngofpop

How does that even happen? Virtually all cars have a shift interlock mechanism of some sort . Unless that car was a manual this is baffling!

IKR??? First, right through a BRICK wall. And then straight down into pavement.

They had to try EXTRA hard to get it THIS wrong

Speedwell-Industries · 07-24-2018, 01:56 PM

Thanks for the laugh!

King Rudi · 07-24-2018, 02:00 PM

Let's talk about the quality craftsmanship and structural integrity of that retaining wall. Good contractors are hard to find these days.

Captain Blood · 07-24-2018, 02:05 PM

Laugh all you want. I have 2 teenagers who just got their licenses. And they've already taken out a brick mailbox.

King Rudi · 07-24-2018, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Real Dodger

Laugh all you want. I have 2 teenagers who just got their licenses. And they've already taken out a brick mailbox.

One of mine hit his own car with a lawn mower. Same day, his grandmother hit his car with the same lawn mower. I imagine life at their mothers house is nothing shy of everyday life at cousin Eddie's from National Lampoons. Love my kids but their mother and her family are everything that is wrong with society.

Sea-Tac · 07-24-2018, 02:12 PM

Who would ever own a Porsche anyway? They are all idiot drivers!

Sea-Tac · 07-24-2018, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Real Dodger

Laugh all you want. I have 2 teenagers who just got their licenses. And they've already taken out a brick mailbox.

And the fun begins...

ps...

Put them in an old Volvo

Captain Blood · 07-24-2018, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Not_Judy

One of mine hit his own car with a lawn mower. Same day, his grandmother hit his car with the same lawn mower. I imagine life at their mothers house is nothing shy of everyday life at cousin Eddie's from National Lampoons. Love my kids but their mother and her family are everything that is wrong with society.

Are one of them your "femme fatale" in your work thread?

JamesWWIII · 07-24-2018, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Real Dodger

Laugh all you want. I have 2 teenagers who just got their licenses. And they've already taken out a brick mailbox.

My teenage nephew has run his dad's Lexus into the opening of their garage twice. Once while backing out, and once while pulling in.

I'm thinking they should've practiced low-speed maneuvers a bit more during his training.

Deep_Blue · 07-24-2018, 02:30 PM

Those electronic roof mechanisms keep getting more dramatic

Captain Blood · 07-24-2018, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Sea-Tac

And the fun begins...

ps...

Put them in an old Volvo

They are already in an old camry (2004)

King Rudi · 07-24-2018, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Real Dodger

Are one of them your "femme fatale" in your work thread?

Not sure I understand you. When you say "femme fatale" in the work thread, I instantly want to think you are talking about the lady I share an office with, which the answer to your question, if this is case, would be a resounding no.

Banana Hammock · 07-24-2018, 03:32 PM

It just goes to show that it's getting harder and harder to find a parking spot.

pz619 · 07-24-2018, 03:50 PM

Kool aid man style... nice.

Crimson92 · 07-24-2018, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Sea-Tac

Who would ever own a Porsche anyway? They are all idiot drivers!

Cool story bro.

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