Men Injects 18 Doses of Semen To Cure Back Pain

Delta0311 · 01-16-2019, 07:24 PM

https://gizmodo.com/man-injects-18-d...1831817131/amp

tuco44 · 01-16-2019, 08:18 PM

Wonder how the "seaman" liked that....???

Joekerr · 01-16-2019, 08:31 PM

LOL

Idiot.

dsad1 · 01-16-2019, 09:16 PM

It took him 18 months to realize it wasn't working?

Delta0311 · 01-16-2019, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by djsaad1

It took him 18 months to realize it wasn't working?

Cant fix stupid.

obert · 01-16-2019, 10:17 PM

I could have told him that it does cure back pain because all the ladies I have been with always complain about their back the next day

1MOREMOD · 01-16-2019, 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by obert

I could have told him that it does cure back pain because all the ladies I have been with always complain about their back the next day

That tend to point towards it causing back pain not fixing it.

obert · 01-16-2019, 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

That tend to point towards it causing back pain not fixing it.

Did I mention I was a chiropractor

obert · 01-16-2019, 11:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Chelsea_Tractor

Apart from the German chick you were with. When you asked her how she liked the gentleman sausage from behind on a scale of 0-10 she kept shouting nine!

shay2nak · 01-17-2019, 01:39 AM

LMAO he probably thought it would be stem cell treatment. You'd think he would inject directly at the source of the pain. Wow.

The Libertine · 01-17-2019, 05:33 AM

This is one of the most bizarre things I’ve read in the longest time.

King Rudi · 01-17-2019, 09:11 AM

It appears that he "discharged" himself many times before the back pain subsided.

On a side note:

Seminal injections may cause but are not limited to:

- Your arm following you around and asking for money
- Your arm becoming swollen for 9 months
- Your arm wanting to feed you ketchup, pickles and chocolate at the same time
- Swollen or tender moobs
- A lifetime of ridicule

Ask your doctor if self intravenous seminal injections are right for you.

The Libertine · 01-17-2019, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Now_Rudi

It appears that he "discharged" himself many times before the back pain subsided.

On a side note:

Seminal injections may cause but are not limited to:

- Your arm following you around and asking for money
- Your arm becoming swollen for 9 months
- Your arm wanting to feed you ketchup, pickles and chocolate at the same time
- Swollen or tender moobs
- A lifetime of ridicule

Ask your doctor if self intravenously seminal injections are right for you.

And, as usual, side effects are invariably worse than the pain it aims to cure!

wrickem · 01-17-2019, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by The Libertine

This is one of the most bizarre things I’ve read in the longest time.

Yeah, this beats people who eat their own hair ... by a mile!

The Libertine · 01-17-2019, 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by wrickem

Yeah, this beats people who eat their own hair ... by a mile!

Damn straight! Sets a whole new standard of WTF!

F30lolz · 01-17-2019, 02:36 PM

Come back and report didn’t work.

King Rudi · 01-17-2019, 02:51 PM

I'd be interested to see this guys work out regimen.

Haywood · 01-17-2019, 03:40 PM

You're supposed to get rid of the poison, not put it back in.

Mingwan · 01-17-2019, 10:07 PM

what an amatuer. That only works if you do a headstand yoga pose and butt chug steroids.

Darth One · 01-17-2019, 11:11 PM

The guy’s got spunk to be trying all these unproven treatments, though

1MOREMOD · 01-17-2019, 11:13 PM

I bet it's a load off to know he didnt do any permanent damage. He dodged a lot of bullets there.

obert · 01-17-2019, 11:15 PM

First case ever reported so that’s something lol

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King Rudi Lieutenant Colonel 13077 Rep 1,965 Posts Drives: Meat Suit Join Date: Sep 2017 Location: Planet Earth iTrader: (0)	It appears that he "discharged" himself many times before the back pain subsided. On a side note: Seminal injections may cause but are not limited to: - Your arm following you around and asking for money - Your arm becoming swollen for 9 months - Your arm wanting to feed you ketchup, pickles and chocolate at the same time - Swollen or tender moobs - A lifetime of ridicule Ask your doctor if self intravenous seminal injections are right for you. Last edited by King Rudi; 01-17-2019 at 10:52 AM..
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