[Seminole]

Alright, where to start. I am currently in college at FSU finishing school and I live at a large student apartment complex. It is one of the nicest ones in town and a lot of the kids have cars that mommy and daddy got them so they don't care. I've never met so many people who park like shit in my life. My old car, a Volvo S40 had been hit 3 separate times, all three times a hit and run. I ended up paying over $3,000 to get all the damage fixed. My girlfriends car. a 2001 Toyota Corolla, had been hit once and we were able to find the driver. We ended up getting the runaround from her insurance company and never were able to collect. There were no witnesses to the accident even though the physical evidence linked both cars. So she had to come out of pocket $700. After I got my new E90 we both came up with a plan to protect our cars from being damaged anymore. We would park all the way at the edge of the parking lot to avoid the biggest mass of cars. I would then park in a end spot and she would park close next to me to protect my car and keep as far away from the next spot as she could. Well I went down to my car this morning to drive down to Comcast and bitch them out for screwing up my bill for the 3rd month in a row. The pictures below are what I saw (you can see the side of my E90 in the first picture). My first reaction was . How the hell could someone be that stupid to do that and not move the car. Then my next reaction was . In case it is hard to tell, the cars are actually touching, or "making love" as the responding officer called it. So I call the police and they came out. The officer was in complete disbelief. He took down all the info and looked up hers, gave us a police report, and forwarded the case to the traffic investigative unit to see if charges should be filed against the girl. The best part of the whole thing? The girls insurance company is Geico, the same fuckers who screwed us the last time.

[Spool]

LOL that is hilarious....never seen something like this, the driver was obviously intoxicated and glad she got her car home...

[trippmann]

wow man that really sucks. i know how you feel. i just bought my first car "2000 bmw 323i" for 7k, and the second day i had it some retard stops in the middle of an intersection, waves some person out, then puts it in reverst and flors it. she totalled the front bumper, grill trims, headlights, and the hood buckled. and she had the nerve to tell that officer that i hit her, EVENTHOUGH there was an eye witness that saw the whole thing. people are retarted and they dont care.

[Rips335iCoupe]

The girl had to be drunk ... no way any normal person would park like that. And it's a nice Toyota too.

[iatacs19]

WTF

[BK]

To the OP: Holy sh-t.

Originally Posted by trippmann

wow man that really sucks. i know how you feel. i just bought my first car "2000 bmw 323i" for 7k, and the second day i had it some retard stops in the middle of an intersection, waves some person out, then puts it in reverst and flors it. she totalled the front bumper, grill trims, headlights, and the hood buckled.

To trippmann: Don't suppose that retard looked like the guys below? Disclaimer: if you're young, you won't get the reference.

[TheDark7]

That has to be the most retarded thing I have seen in a while. Have u talked with the girl who did this yet? I really wanna see what she had to say for herself.

[Couch]

Holy Craping Wtf!!!!

[968PORSCHE]

Drunk; had the sterio up so loud she didn't hear the scraping. Thought she parked real good!

Be glad she left it there.

[hotrod2448]

OMFG!

Besides hitting your GF's car which I'm guessing they could write up as an accident did they write her up for double parking? There's pretty much no excuse for that.

[Glassy]

hahahahahahaah wowwwww. to think, that she wouldnt even bother backing out and park somewhere else loll... was definitly drunk.

people these days...

[Universal_Magnetic]

The person had to have been drunk/high to have parked like that...and then on top of that just leave the car the way it is

[simp0man]

Women driving and drunk too, that's deadly.

[methodtim]

I feel your pain, brother.

[Seminole]

Originally Posted by TheDark7

Have u talked with the girl who did this yet? I really wanna see what she had to say for herself.

Yeah. She has to be the biggest looking stoner I have ever seen. This was her response:

"Yeah, haha, sorry about that. Last night was really rough. I knew I hit your car I just didn't think it caused any damage... yeah... sorry."



for smoking away all your braincells.

On the phone with Geico now filing a claim against her.

Originally Posted by hotrod2448

Besides hitting your GF's car which I'm guessing they could write up as an accident did they write her up for double parking? There's pretty much no excuse for that.

The officer took photos of the scene and since the girl just went inside and went to bed he is forwarding them to the traffic investigation unit for a possible hit and run.

[iNinja]

thats ridiculous!!!

hope your friend gets this all sorted out

[Bimmer Nerd]

wooow, that is one F*^Ked up shit, ok if you don't care about other peoples property thats fine (but retarded) but why would someone f$%K up someones else's car and your owns ?? i don't get it.

[CALIF65GM]

Everyone get that Celica's plate #? In case you see it in Florida, avoid it at all costs.

BTW was the girl hot?

[Seminole]

Originally Posted by CALIF65GM

Everyone get that Celica's plate #? In case you see it in Florida, avoid it at all costs.

BTW was the girl hot?

She fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. Then while laying on the ground the ugly bird pooped on her. Blinded, she walked into the street and got run over by the ugly bus.

But do you really want to see how bad people drive in my complex? Check out this girl and her TL:

[gigz]

Originally Posted by BK

To the OP: Holy sh-t.



To trippmann: Don't suppose that retard looked like the guys below? Disclaimer: if you're young, you won't get the reference.

One of the funniest movies ever.

[E90 ANdy]

holy cow... good thing i never have to venture up to FSU anytime soon good luck with the case man

[continentalg5]

Originally Posted by Seminole

She fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. Then while laying on the ground the ugly bird pooped on her. Blinded, she walked into the street and got run over by the ugly bus.

But do you really want to see how bad people drive in my complex? Check out this girl and her TL:

WHOA!!!!

In order to that, you really have to MASH the accelerator to get over that lip.