Classic BMW Ads, Humor & Nostalgia

BMWGirlFL · 12-26-2019, 09:31 PM

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1967, 1968, 1970 & 1971

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AlpineWhite_SJ · 12-26-2019, 10:12 PM

“It rarely needs attention, let alone repairs...”

SenorRoadRage · 12-26-2019, 10:44 PM

Crazy how our cars will look like this in 50yrs...

..Rush.. · 12-26-2019, 11:11 PM

These days, I see more women driving BMW's.
Well, actually more women driving BMW *SUVs*

BMWGirlFL · 12-27-2019, 06:49 AM

1969
"... for the man who wants performance and needs a family sedan"

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pennsiveguy · 12-27-2019, 07:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BMWGirlFL

1969
"... for the man who wants performance and needs a family sedan"

Thanks so much for sharing these. Great idea for a thread.

BMWGirlFL · 12-27-2019, 07:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pennsiveguy

Thanks so much for sharing these. Great idea for a thread.

My pleasure!

antzcrashing · 12-27-2019, 08:16 AM

Cool, funny

LcossE82 · 12-27-2019, 08:30 AM

Only 2,600$ huh 😳

Nahlem · 12-27-2019, 08:38 AM

whops the whole front is a huge grill and i thought BMW had lost its way according to some of the more special members of this forums

Bahn360Photo · 12-27-2019, 08:40 AM

This is great!!!

))

BMWGirlFL · 12-27-2019, 08:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LcossE82

Only 2,600$ huh 😳

Less than $20K in 2019 $$$$

ROBBMAC · 12-27-2019, 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nahlem

whops the whole front is a huge grill and i thought BMW had lost its way according to some of the more special members of this forums

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nahlem

whops the whole front is a huge grill and i thought BMW had lost its way according to some of the more special members of this forums

They found their way to a better place and are now lost again.

IB M · 12-27-2019, 09:20 AM

Back in the day when a mans car had a V8 with a carburetor and hopefully a big block. BMW trying to change the view that small 4 and 6 cylinder cars lacked testosterone.

BAN_M2C · 12-27-2019, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by BMWGirlFL

1967, 1968 & 1971

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The old school ads are so good! I've been collecting the 2002 Ads for a while now and have a handful and they are pure gold

talaipwros · 12-27-2019, 09:25 AM

nice topic!
(man posing at the photo)

Rupes · 12-27-2019, 10:16 AM

Besides the obvious sexist overtone, everything else in this ad sounds like a BMW I would want to drive. A simple, no fuss, good handling car with an engine that can go 100 MPH all day long? Yes please.

Big boi m5 · 12-27-2019, 10:21 AM

Lmao, imagine the trouble BMw will be in when the feminazis find this

SenorRoadRage · 12-27-2019, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by LcossE82

Only 2,600$ huh 😳

I'll take 3.

Dovine76 · 12-27-2019, 10:45 AM

[QUOTE=BMWGirlFL;25612573]1967, 1968 & 1971

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"Look. A BMW will do 100 m.p.h. with ease, and do it for hours on end, if you want it to."

The most appealing statement

. #Bimmergirl

BMWGirlFL · 12-27-2019, 11:22 AM

1971
"...it holds the road. Like you'd hold a beautiful girl. Tight."

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Saphirschwarz · 12-27-2019, 11:30 AM

DAMN RIGHT, women !

I was born too late.

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