Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop is selling a vagina-scented candle, and it's already sold out

UglyBuzzard · 01-11-2020, 05:32 PM

Interesting choice

https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/gw...scented-candle

A fan?

Salty Dog · 01-11-2020, 05:43 PM

Valentines Day is just around the corner

wdb · 01-11-2020, 05:47 PM

I don't care what it smells like. I hate them all. I have a beer scented candle and I even hate that.

Oh and Gwyneth Paltrow is an overprivileged brat.

Salty Dog · 01-11-2020, 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by wdb

I don't care what it smells like. I hate them all. I have a beer scented candle and I even hate that.

Oh and Gwyneth Paltrow is an overprivileged brat.

Just to be clear, when you say "I hate them all", you meant scented candles right?

wdb · 01-11-2020, 05:49 PM

Might as well toss in overprivilged brats.

eluded · 01-12-2020, 12:16 AM

I hope the candle has extra seasoning for taste.

Mmmmmm

Salty Dog · 01-12-2020, 08:07 AM

THIS SMELLS LIKE MY VAGINA CANDLE

With a funny, gorgeous, sexy, and beautifully unexpected scent, this candle is made with geranium, citrusy bergamot, and cedar absolutes juxtaposed with Damask rose and ambrette seed to put us in mind of fantasy, seduction, and a sophisticated warmth.

A buddy of mine used to say "if it smells like a fish, it's a dish....if it smells like cologne leave it alone".

Darth One · 01-12-2020, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Salty Dog

this candle is made with geranium, citrusy bergamot, and cedar absolutes juxtaposed with Damask rose and ambrette seed to put us in mind of fantasy, seduction, and a sophisticated warmth.

I'm a big fan of vaginas, but they don't smell like any of these things

Salty Dog · 01-12-2020, 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Darth One

I'm a big fan of vaginas, but they don't smell like any of these things

+1, and I suspect that regardless of what Ms Paltrow says neither does hers.

VisualEcho · 01-12-2020, 10:05 AM

My favorite vagina's have no smell, so this just wouldn't work for me...nor would the $75 price.

shimmy23 · 01-12-2020, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by VisualEcho

My favorite vagina's have no smell, so this just wouldn't work for me...nor would the $75 price.

For $75 you could get a real vagina in your face at da club

UglyBuzzard · 01-12-2020, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by shimmy23

Quote:

Originally Posted by VisualEcho

My favorite vagina's have no smell, so this just wouldn't work for me...nor would the $75 price.

For $75 you could get a real vagina in your face at da club

Club vagina is the extra strength candle though.

Banana Hammock · 01-12-2020, 11:55 AM

What a time to be alive!

VChenz · 01-12-2020, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by UglyBuzzard

Club vagina is the extra strength candle though.

Lol!

Salty Dog · 01-12-2020, 02:12 PM

So maybe I'm not up to speed on the whole scented candle thing, but does it smell like a vagina when it's just sitting there or do you have to light it to get your living room all funky......this could be fun to light when the in-laws are going over.....

Salty Dog · 01-12-2020, 02:19 PM

If you buy these candles does that mean you don't need this anymore?

vreihen16 · 01-12-2020, 04:07 PM

If it smells like cologne...leave it alone!

MKSixer · 01-12-2020, 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Salty Dog

Valentines Day is just around the corner

Yes. It will be time to revive my tradition of shortening Happy Valentine's Day to Happy VD. I need you to join the quest when the time comes!!

Salty Dog · 01-12-2020, 07:19 PM

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Yes. It will be time to revive my tradition of shortening Happy Valentine's Day to Happy VD. I need you to join the quest when the time comes!!

I'm in. I'm old enough to remember VD as opposed to STD and now STI. I went to the Ontario Police College in 1985, there was a guy in my class from another Police Force, his first and middle name is Vern Dean, he used to introduce himself as VD, he was a very funny guy.

The Choosey begger · 01-12-2020, 08:02 PM

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King Rudi · 01-15-2020, 08:21 AM

So, I'm assuming that this candle smells like how 2% milk and pennies taste?

Hm.....my house already permeates the aroma of well kept vajeen and sex. I'll keep my $75. I get the hankering for a steak, I'll grill one, not buy a steak scented candle.

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