11-03-2008, 09:10 PM | #1 |
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So I walk out of the office today and low and behold I see another idiot who can't park.
I park in the same spot nearly everyday. I've had issues with people parking like shit in this same spot before, but never this bad. I literally had no more than 3 inches on each side of me to get out. And I had to pull forward a bit and reverse which was a bit difficult too, as there was not much room on the passenger side. I wrote out "You Park Like A Dick" on a napkin at first, then decided I wouldn't use such harsh language in the work parking garage. So I just wrote "Learn To Park" and slipped it under their wiper. The second pic is a bit misleading and it appears I have more than enough room to get out, but I didn't due to there being a car next to me. |
11-03-2008, 09:47 PM | #4 |
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It's always the guys with the cheapest cars. Expensive cars are always parked normal, but the guy with the cheapest car wants to get some attention.
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11-03-2008, 09:51 PM | #6 |
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Haha, you need to print out some of these:
http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com/...s/notice_1.pdf And carry around a roll of double sided tape in your car....Very handy! I've used it a couple times. Both times they have fixed their parking. When it's really bad parking, under "Other" I usually put: Woman? |
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11-03-2008, 10:17 PM | #7 |
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11-04-2008, 03:25 AM | #11 |
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Dude those are probably the 2 crappiest spots in the lot. Most drivers don't know that if you back in you can park much deeper in (like you do). I'm not surprised this happens a lot and I'd be careful parking your car there. You might get hit. It's cool cause you probably avoid door dings, but you risk getting backed into.
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I've been the victim of road rage from lexus drivers more than any other brand and it's always some 65+year old douchebag who thinks he bought the road when purchasing his car... I actually had one guy step out of his lexus and want to fight me because I wouldn't let him squeeze through... my experience with lexus drivers are very bad.. I'm surprised he didnt try to take up 3 parking spots... and block other cars somehow in the process..
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11-04-2008, 08:20 AM | #13 |
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How much room did the guy have in front? It does look like a crappy spot to begin with. I guess you should be glad he didn't have a big truck or pick-up with dualies. They you really wouldn't have been able to get out.
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11-04-2008, 09:38 AM | #14 |
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From the picture - it looks like you and the Lexus are doing the same thing - Parking on the corner close to or over the line to prevent door dings on the other side
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There's usually an M3 that parks next to me, or in that spot. And a Vette occasionally parks where the Lexus parked, but he pulls in nearly parallel to me. It's pretty funny. Quote:
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thats a very stupid assumption to make
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are you parked in a legal spot - not clear from the pics?
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11-04-2008, 06:18 PM | #20 |
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It's the truth, today I saw two 2003 350Z taking 2 spots each. Then there was a brand new 09 Jaguar parked all nice.
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Lexus is a Toyota with a different badge, just like Acura is a Honda. Cars for people who want to fool themselves.
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