There's a reason there's a queue numbnuts

nazali · 03-21-2022, 06:23 PM

In the immortal words of Charleston Heston "Dammit, Dammit ALL TO hell!"

Ever wonder why you see a queue in some places and not others, well, I learned my 1st life lesson.

2 gas stations, same provider, on 2 sides of the intersection, one I go to the car wash is packed 10 deep, and takes hours to get through, all day everyday, other side no queue !

So I was in a rush, talking on my phone (bluetooth!) fuelled up, got a car wash, no cars ahead of me, drive up and then see, 1st red flag, one of thoes drive into a car slot and it pulls you along.

Ok ok, worried about my wheels but hmmm, ok

A car behind me

and THEN and THEN AND THENNNNNNNN

BRUSHES GOD DANG BRUSHES

How could I miss that, arent all stations touchless, then outside no signs saying touchless, on the other side...... TOUCHLESS

She's mad with me, I could tell, She looks lovely and clean all the salt off, but she's sulking, I ain't going to get laid to night, NOPE

I'm going to be relegated to the bunk in the garage not even the spare room

Let that be a lesson to you all.

This will take more than a Lube job to put right, probably will have to do a major service and full detail , steam clean, engine clean and probably a brake job !

nazali · 03-21-2022, 06:32 PM

yeah car wash

Our03z4 · 03-21-2022, 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nazali

In the immortal words of Charleston Heston "Dammit, Dammit ALL TO hell!"

Ever wonder why you see a queue in some places and not others, well, I learned my 1st life lesson.

2 gas stations, same provider, on 2 sides of the intersection, one I go to the car wash is packed 10 deep, and takes hours to get through, all day everyday, other side no queue !

So I was in a rush, talking on my phone (bluetooth!) fuelled up, got a car wash, no cars ahead of me, drive up and then see, 1st red flag, one of thoes drive into a car slot and it pulls you along.

Ok ok, worried about my wheels but hmmm, ok

A car behind me

and THEN and THEN AND THENNNNNNNN

BRUSHES GOD DANG BRUSHES

How could I miss that, arent all stations touchless, then outside no signs saying touchless, on the other side...... TOUCHLESS

She's mad with me, I could tell, She looks lovely and clean all the salt off, but she's sulking, I ain't going to get laid to night, NOPE

I'm going to be relegated to the bunk in the garage not even the spare room

Let that be a lesson to you all.

This will take more than a Lube job to put right, probably will have to do a major service and full detail , steam clean, engine clean and probably a brake job !

I honestly am not sure what you are talking about lol. Seems like a car wash but I don't think I'm reading deeply enough into it, I suck at these things.

M5Rick · 03-21-2022, 07:36 PM

^ The queue was to the touchless car wash but there was no queue to the car wash with brushes which Nazali used but regretted b/c didn't realise it had brushes before and then it was too late.

Our03z4 · 03-21-2022, 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by M5Rick

^ The queue was to the touchless car wash but there was no queue to the car wash with brushes which Nazali used but regretted b/c didn't realise it had brushes before and then it was too late.

Yeah still not sure about that...

nazali · 03-21-2022, 07:55 PM

correct !

Quote:

Originally Posted by M5Rick

^ The queue was to the touchless car wash but there was no queue to the car wash with brushes which Nazali used but regretted b/c didn't realise it had brushes before and then it was too late.

Our03z4 · 03-21-2022, 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by nazali

correct !

Well I stand corrected

m630 · 03-21-2022, 10:53 PM

Note to the OP, most will need an American translation, so a
simple note from a NYer that spent alot of time living in London, a “queue” means waiting in line!

wtwo3 · 03-22-2022, 08:33 AM

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Originally Posted by nazali

I learned my 1st life lesson.

This was your FIRST life lesson?

Topcarbon · 03-22-2022, 08:42 AM

So, your car is mad with you and you are not sleeping with it?
I see a divorce headed your way

M5Rick · 03-22-2022, 08:46 AM

^ It's easy to do a pre-nup with your car

No one · 03-22-2022, 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wtwo3

Quote:

Originally Posted by nazali

I learned my 1st life lesson.

This was your FIRST life lesson?

This was the first life lesson she LEARNED.

Tommy-G · 03-22-2022, 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by m630

Note to the OP, most will need an American translation, so a
simple note from a NYer that spent alot of time living in London, a “queue” means waiting in line!

I was just going to say Foreigners are funny!

TiMSport · 03-22-2022, 11:12 AM

I can never understand what this OP wants to say. Lol.

I also feel like she is trying to become the replacement for MsGoGoMoto somehow but with too much effort to create drama whereas the latter told stories in a more natural, and funny manner. What happened to her anyway?

nazali · 03-22-2022, 01:15 PM

The first one was on don't getting married.... too late

Quote:

Originally Posted by wtwo3

This was your FIRST life lesson?

nazali · 03-22-2022, 01:17 PM

txs guy's
needed your funny replies, crap day at work
BTW, my car recalls got finished, (2 of them) and there was a CEL, for air mixture, they looked at
dropping off the loaner (an X1) and getting the 2 back after work

M5Rick · 03-25-2022, 04:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nazali

In the immortal words of Charleston Heston "Dammit, Dammit ALL TO hell!"

Ever wonder why you see a queue in some places and not others, well, I learned my 1st life lesson.

2 gas stations, same provider, on 2 sides of the intersection, one I go to the car wash is packed 10 deep, and takes hours to get through, all day everyday, other side no queue !

So I was in a rush, talking on my phone (bluetooth!) fuelled up, got a car wash, no cars ahead of me, drive up and then see, 1st red flag, one of thoes drive into a car slot and it pulls you along.

Ok ok, worried about my wheels but hmmm, ok

A car behind me

and THEN and THEN AND THENNNNNNNN

BRUSHES GOD DANG BRUSHES

How could I miss that, arent all stations touchless, then outside no signs saying touchless, on the other side...... TOUCHLESS

She's mad with me, I could tell, She looks lovely and clean all the salt off, but she's sulking, I ain't going to get laid to night, NOPE

I'm going to be relegated to the bunk in the garage not even the spare room

Let that be a lesson to you all.

This will take more than a Lube job to put right, probably will have to do a major service and full detail , steam clean, engine clean and probably a brake job !

Half an hours work with a wax polish should see it right

nazali · 03-25-2022, 07:53 AM

true dat !

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Originally Posted by M5Rick

Half an hours work with a wax polish should see it right

Uber Commuter · 03-25-2022, 08:52 AM

Have y'all ever noticed that the word "Queue" is just the letter Q with a bunch of letters in line behind it, quietly waiting their turn...?

Bezerk · 03-25-2022, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Uber Commuter

Have y'all ever noticed that the word "Queue" is just the letter Q with a bunch of letters in line behind it, quietly waiting their turn...?

Yeah, or it looks more like an echo: Q..ue..ue

nyalpine90 · 03-25-2022, 11:21 AM

all i understood was Lube job

nazali · 03-26-2022, 06:30 AM

hahahaha

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Originally Posted by Uber Commuter

Have y'all ever noticed that the word "Queue" is just the letter Q with a bunch of letters in line behind it, quietly waiting their turn...?

03-21-2022, 06:23 PM	#1
nazali Major 1436 Rep 1,154 Posts Drives: 230 2020 vert F23 Join Date: Jun 2020 Location: Total Wack Job iTrader: (0)	There's a reason there's a queue numbnuts In the immortal words of Charleston Heston "Dammit, Dammit ALL TO hell!" Ever wonder why you see a queue in some places and not others, well, I learned my 1st life lesson. 2 gas stations, same provider, on 2 sides of the intersection, one I go to the car wash is packed 10 deep, and takes hours to get through, all day everyday, other side no queue ! So I was in a rush, talking on my phone (bluetooth!) fuelled up, got a car wash, no cars ahead of me, drive up and then see, 1st red flag, one of thoes drive into a car slot and it pulls you along. Ok ok, worried about my wheels but hmmm, ok A car behind me and THEN and THEN AND THENNNNNNNN BRUSHES GOD DANG BRUSHES How could I miss that, arent all stations touchless, then outside no signs saying touchless, on the other side...... TOUCHLESS She's mad with me, I could tell, She looks lovely and clean all the salt off, but she's sulking, I ain't going to get laid to night, NOPE I'm going to be relegated to the bunk in the garage not even the spare room Let that be a lesson to you all. This will take more than a Lube job to put right, probably will have to do a major service and full detail , steam clean, engine clean and probably a brake job !
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M5Rick General 71180 Rep 22,710 Posts Drives: M5 F10 DCT Gunmetal Join Date: Aug 2018 Location: GB iTrader: (0)	^ The queue was to the touchless car wash but there was no queue to the car wash with brushes which Nazali used but regretted b/c didn't realise it had brushes before and then it was too late.
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