Post up your worst Christmas story

xxForgedxx · 12-14-2008, 05:32 PM

Instead of being jolly I figured we could post a fuck Christmas thread. Post up your worst Christmas story. I'll start, Christmas 2008. I am a Soldier that is undeployed but I still won't be going home for Christmas because flights are ridiculous and I have less than a $100.00 to my name for presents or groceries. I am 2 hours away from the nearest airport with no ride anyways and this may be my moms last Christmas. My fathers side of the family has put out that no one will be getting more than $35.00 total for Christmas and I bet when I don't come I won't be getting even a phone call from them. I will be stuck in ghost town State College, PA with a closed gym when I need to stay in shape to score well on my scholarship PT test. Hell given the situation if the Army said switch with a Soldier that's in Iraq or Afghanistan so he can go home to his wife and kids I'd do it in a heartbeat. Merry Fucken Christmas.

DougLikesBMW · 12-14-2008, 05:56 PM

Wow man, I'm sorry to hear that.

Damn, I feel bad.

c0nstant · 12-14-2008, 05:58 PM

wow man, im sorry to hear all that. take care, try your best to keep it from getting to you too hard.

darkcloud · 12-14-2008, 09:19 PM

Not to be a dick but if it were my mom's last Christmas and I knew it I would be trying everything to find a fucking way home.

I lost my Mom in 2006 to cancer and had I known xmas 2005 was her last I would have done more, stayed longer, hung out more, talked to her more, etc.

Moral of the story. Get the fuck home however you can and quit worrying about your PT test, shitty family, or broke ass gifts. Greyhound that ride home if you have to. You'll regret it the rest of your life if you didn't.

c0nstant · 12-14-2008, 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by darkcloud

Not to be a dick but if it were my mom's last Christmas and I knew it I would be trying everything to find a fucking way home.

I lost my Mom in 2006 to cancer and had I known xmas 2005 was her last I would have done more, stayed longer, hung out more, talked to her more, etc.

Moral of the story. Get the fuck home however you can and quit worrying about your PT test, shitty family, or broke ass gifts. Greyhound that ride home if you have to. You'll regret it the rest of your life if you didn't.

thats some very real, very true advice and i agree 100%. get your ass home man.

GAM3OVR85 · 12-14-2008, 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by darkcloud

Not to be a dick but if it were my mom's last Christmas and I knew it I would be trying everything to find a fucking way home.

I lost my Mom in 2006 to cancer and had I known xmas 2005 was her last I would have done more, stayed longer, hung out more, talked to her more, etc.

Moral of the story. Get the fuck home however you can and quit worrying about your PT test, shitty family, or broke ass gifts. Greyhound that ride home if you have to. You'll regret it the rest of your life if you didn't.

Agreed!! and Sorry to hear man

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TiAg335i · 12-14-2008, 10:33 PM

Family first. Fuck all that other stuff you have to do. If your mom is sick, home is where you need to be.

Razzy · 12-14-2008, 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by darkcloud

Not to be a dick but if it were my mom's last Christmas and I knew it I would be trying everything to find a fucking way home.

I lost my Mom in 2006 to cancer and had I known xmas 2005 was her last I would have done more, stayed longer, hung out more, talked to her more, etc.

Moral of the story. Get the fuck home however you can and quit worrying about your PT test, shitty family, or broke ass gifts. Greyhound that ride home if you have to. You'll regret it the rest of your life if you didn't.

wow. Very well said. Listen to him man. And good luck.

darkphantom · 12-15-2008, 12:00 AM

OP - I feel for ya, and god willing, your mother will have more christmas' ahead of her.

I'd go and see her ASAP.

I guess christmas is just another day I used to get off, unfortunately, I lose my job this christmas so it sucks

NYBMW335 · 12-15-2008, 08:29 AM

Sorry to hear about your x-mas situation, just make sure you do everything to spend time with your family, you will be kicking yourself in the ass for not going.

xg3 · 12-15-2008, 09:17 AM

2007 Christmas and 2007 Dec31st New years Eve.

Girlfriend went to Hongkong for vacation. Decided to call on their xmas eve and she told me she is with another guy in HK that she just met for 4 days. I said thank you for the christmas present and wanted to kill myself.

4 months later we got back together.. but 2 months ago, we broke up... life has been much better ever since.

xxForgedxx · 12-15-2008, 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xg3

2007 Christmas and 2007 Dec31st New years Eve.

Girlfriend went to Hongkong for vacation. Decided to call on their xmas eve and she told me she is with another guy in HK that she just met for 4 days. I said thank you for the christmas present and wanted to kill myself.

4 months later we got back together.. but 2 months ago, we broke up... life has been much better ever since.

Ouchhh

Jet335i · 12-15-2008, 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xg3

2007 Christmas and 2007 Dec31st New years Eve.

Girlfriend went to Hongkong for vacation. Decided to call on their xmas eve and she told me she is with another guy in HK that she just met for 4 days. I said thank you for the christmas present and wanted to kill myself.

4 months later we got back together.. but 2 months ago, we broke up... life has been much better ever since.

how did you not write that chick off the second that phone call ended?

FStop7 · 12-15-2008, 11:54 AM

I was born on Christmas in a barn and then a bunch of Italians killed me a few days before Easter.

MadDog · 12-15-2008, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Jet335i

how did you not write that chick off the second that phone call ended?

+1. Why the fuck would you get back together ???

SDTopless · 12-15-2008, 12:26 PM

Here's a story:

A husband goes to work. He comes home and discovers that an F-18 crashed into his house. He then finds out that his whole family was inside. GG Chistmas.

xg3 · 12-15-2008, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by MadDog

+1. Why the fuck would you get back together ???

Well now that i think about it.. i am like WTF! well i guess when you feel absolutely like crap, any kind of solutions seems better than the situation you are in...

but now... yah right... beat her with a stick if she crosses me again

MoreCowbell · 12-15-2008, 04:28 PM

How much $$$ do you need to get you home & back?

darkphantom · 12-15-2008, 04:48 PM

To the dude w/ the chick that fked the other guy on xmas....

You got back together?! Shit man, I'd tell her to go fuck a pole.

richeerich03 · 12-15-2008, 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxForgedxx

Instead of being jolly I figured we could post a fuck Christmas thread. Post up your worst Christmas story. I'll start, Christmas 2008. I am a Soldier that is undeployed but I still won't be going home for Christmas because flights are ridiculous and I have less than a $100.00 to my name for presents or groceries. I am 2 hours away from the nearest airport with no ride anyways and this may be my moms last Christmas. My fathers side of the family has put out that no one will be getting more than $35.00 total for Christmas and I bet when I don't come I won't be getting even a phone call from them. I will be stuck in ghost town State College, PA with a closed gym when I need to stay in shape to score well on my scholarship PT test. Hell given the situation if the Army said switch with a Soldier that's in Iraq or Afghanistan so he can go home to his wife and kids I'd do it in a heartbeat. Merry Fucken Christmas.

Take a mac flight..

darkcloud · 12-15-2008, 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MoreCowbell

How much $$$ do you need to get you home & back?

+1

xxForgedxx · 12-15-2008, 09:17 PM

Flights are about $300 bucks round trip. To get to Pitt it's another $50.00... I have $95 in my wallet. My mother has none, and my fathers side of the family think that I'll be there anyways... that I'll find a way when I doubt I will so they aren't even caring.

12-14-2008, 05:32 PM	#1
xxForgedxx Lieutenant 635 Rep 516 Posts Drives: Slow/Fat Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: USA iTrader: (1)	Post up your worst Christmas story Instead of being jolly I figured we could post a fuck Christmas thread. Post up your worst Christmas story. I'll start, Christmas 2008. I am a Soldier that is undeployed but I still won't be going home for Christmas because flights are ridiculous and I have less than a $100.00 to my name for presents or groceries. I am 2 hours away from the nearest airport with no ride anyways and this may be my moms last Christmas. My fathers side of the family has put out that no one will be getting more than $35.00 total for Christmas and I bet when I don't come I won't be getting even a phone call from them. I will be stuck in ghost town State College, PA with a closed gym when I need to stay in shape to score well on my scholarship PT test. Hell given the situation if the Army said switch with a Soldier that's in Iraq or Afghanistan so he can go home to his wife and kids I'd do it in a heartbeat. Merry Fucken Christmas.
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DougLikesBMW Fapmin 439 Rep 2,660 Posts Drives: '03 E46 330Ci Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Plano, Texas iTrader: (0)	Wow man, I'm sorry to hear that. Damn, I feel bad.
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c0nstant Lieutenant General 1852 Rep 17,322 Posts Drives: G80 M3 Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Los Angeles iTrader: (1)	wow man, im sorry to hear all that. take care, try your best to keep it from getting to you too hard.
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darkcloud Colonel 361 Rep 2,385 Posts Drives: 09 VW JSW Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: cleveland, oh iTrader: (2) Garage List 2006 325i [0.00]	Not to be a dick but if it were my mom's last Christmas and I knew it I would be trying everything to find a fucking way home. I lost my Mom in 2006 to cancer and had I known xmas 2005 was her last I would have done more, stayed longer, hung out more, talked to her more, etc. Moral of the story. Get the fuck home however you can and quit worrying about your PT test, shitty family, or broke ass gifts. Greyhound that ride home if you have to. You'll regret it the rest of your life if you didn't. __________________ retired 06 E90 325i New: 09 VW Platinum Grey Jetta Sportwagen 2.0T SEL w/DSG, panoramic sunroof and Ipod adapter
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TiAg335i Trance Life 334 Rep 4,706 Posts Drives: 2007 E92 335i Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Long Island, NY iTrader: (4)	Family first. Fuck all that other stuff you have to do. If your mom is sick, home is where you need to be.
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darkphantom Banned 633 Rep 5,945 Posts Drives: E93 335i Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The place for Bimmers iTrader: (4)	OP - I feel for ya, and god willing, your mother will have more christmas' ahead of her. I'd go and see her ASAP. I guess christmas is just another day I used to get off, unfortunately, I lose my job this christmas so it sucks
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NYBMW335 Lieutenant 11 Rep 420 Posts Drives: BMW 335i jet black/black Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: NYC iTrader: (1)	Sorry to hear about your x-mas situation, just make sure you do everything to spend time with your family, you will be kicking yourself in the ass for not going. Last edited by NYBMW335; 12-15-2008 at 09:37 AM..
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xg3 Private First Class 7 Rep 145 Posts Drives: Was 03 Z4, now 10 GTI Join Date: May 2008 Location: Toronto iTrader: (0)	2007 Christmas and 2007 Dec31st New years Eve. Girlfriend went to Hongkong for vacation. Decided to call on their xmas eve and she told me she is with another guy in HK that she just met for 4 days. I said thank you for the christmas present and wanted to kill myself. 4 months later we got back together.. but 2 months ago, we broke up... life has been much better ever since.
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FStop7 I like cars 346 Rep 5,051 Posts Drives: M6 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Newbury Park, CA iTrader: (3)	I was born on Christmas in a barn and then a bunch of Italians killed me a few days before Easter.
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SDTopless I just wanna do my car 5 Rep 134 Posts Drives: 350z RevUp =) Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: SoCal Diego iTrader: (0)	Here's a story: A husband goes to work. He comes home and discovers that an F-18 crashed into his house. He then finds out that his whole family was inside. GG Chistmas. __________________ missing my z4...
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MoreCowbell Lieutenant Colonel 535 Rep 1,702 Posts Drives: 24 i5M60 23 X740 23 Vette Z06 Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Westchester, NY iTrader: (0)	How much $$$ do you need to get you home & back?
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darkphantom Banned 633 Rep 5,945 Posts Drives: E93 335i Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The place for Bimmers iTrader: (4)	To the dude w/ the chick that fked the other guy on xmas.... You got back together?! Shit man, I'd tell her to go fuck a pole.
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xxForgedxx Lieutenant 635 Rep 516 Posts Drives: Slow/Fat Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: USA iTrader: (1)	Flights are about $300 bucks round trip. To get to Pitt it's another $50.00... I have $95 in my wallet. My mother has none, and my fathers side of the family think that I'll be there anyways... that I'll find a way when I doubt I will so they aren't even caring.
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