credit card signatures

Spoolin335 · 12-25-2008, 02:20 AM

this has the lulz!

http://www.drunkrepublic.com/index.p...umor&Itemid=60

anyways, do any of you guys have stupid signatures? i know on my next credit card im going to do something like this.

radix · 12-25-2008, 02:33 AM

Very similar, but even better IMO:

http://www.zug.com/pranks/credit/

Year's_End · 12-25-2008, 03:07 AM

LOLOL
"So I have a plan now. I'm going to get a new credit card and sign the back with my cock and balls drawing. Then I will consistently use that as the signature. That way, if I ever get caught in the same situation, the signatures will match. That will really fuck with them."

Blake · 12-25-2008, 03:10 AM

i raffed

hks786 · 12-25-2008, 08:59 AM

ahaha made my day

Dillusion · 12-25-2008, 10:44 AM

My mom asked me why i was laughing so hard by myself.....i lol'd more

TwinTurboXI · 12-25-2008, 11:09 AM

haha that's halarious

Razzy · 12-25-2008, 11:12 AM

LOLz

chuck92103 · 12-25-2008, 11:36 AM

Poetic justice.

A cocky consumer gives it back to a credit card company that has fcked all consumers for years.

oldaccount · 12-25-2008, 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spoolin335

this has the lulz!

http://www.drunkrepublic.com/index.p...umor&Itemid=60

anyways, do any of you guys have stupid signatures? i know on my next credit card im going to do something like this.

so basically this guy does the exact same thing the guy from Zug did years ago, and claims to have just come up with the idea because the machine screwed up on him one time. what a plagarising little fagg0t. 10 bucks says none of this even happened. this version wasnt even amusing. his writing style is fucking lame, uninteresting, and corny as hell. why would anyone even read this shit?

stimpy · 12-26-2008, 12:51 AM

I do this crap all the time .. random actors that pop in my head, smiley faces, etc. At some point in my life years ago I just gave up on signing my name on these stupid things.
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Honda RC170
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homemade vaporizers
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RHODE ISLAND DISPENSARY

Scorpion · 12-26-2008, 12:57 AM

LOL would have been funny as heel to be there when all this happened.

bmwturbopower · 12-26-2008, 01:00 AM

funny

777ER · 12-26-2008, 10:30 AM

Thie thing is credit card companies won't even look or care about the signature until you dispute the charges...then they will start looking into it when they open up a investigation in seeing who signed for them.

Year's_End · 12-26-2008, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Suareezay

so basically this guy does the exact same thing the guy from Zug did years ago, and claims to have just come up with the idea because the machine screwed up on him one time. what a plagarising little fagg0t. 10 bucks says none of this even happened. this version wasnt even amusing. his writing style is fucking lame, uninteresting, and corny as hell. why would anyone even read this shit?

i like it

!Xoible · 12-26-2008, 11:29 AM

funny shit!

JetskiMark · 12-26-2008, 02:53 PM

Real, made up or plagiarized that was a hilarious story.

The one from Zug.com was amusing too, but a long read.

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12-25-2008, 02:33 AM	#2
radix you know he kills little girls like you 403 Rep 892 Posts Drives: - Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: - iTrader: (0)	Very similar, but even better IMO: http://www.zug.com/pranks/credit/
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stimpy Colonel 183 Rep 2,210 Posts Drives: E92 335i Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Phoenix AZ iTrader: (7)	I do this crap all the time .. random actors that pop in my head, smiley faces, etc. At some point in my life years ago I just gave up on signing my name on these stupid things. ________ Honda RC170 ________ homemade vaporizers ________ RHODE ISLAND DISPENSARY Last edited by stimpy; 02-18-2011 at 04:47 AM..
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JetskiMark Enlisted Member 1 Rep 30 Posts Drives: 2016 F83 Competition DCT AW Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Near Los Angeles, California iTrader: (0)	Real, made up or plagiarized that was a hilarious story. The one from Zug.com was amusing too, but a long read.
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