[xxForgedxx]

This was a thread from a Cobra board I belong to. If you were battling/escaping hordes of zombies what would you pick for:

1. Main weapon
2. Backup weapon
3. Vehicle
4. Babe to repopulate earth with
5. Theme song
6. Battle cry

I will start:

1. M4 Carbine


2. Mossberg 590 Assault Shotgun with pistol grip


3. H1


4. Rachel McAdams duh


5. Avenged Sevenfold: Walk (cover)

6. Learn to work the safety whicho ponk assss (bad boys)

[c0nstant]

wow man.. i was seriously JUST about to start this thread.

[c0nstant]

/b/rother.

[xxForgedxx]

Originally Posted by jh valley

wow man.. i was seriously JUST about to start this thread.

I don't believe you

[darkcloud]

zombies scare me

Maybe cuz they could be somewhat feasible

[xxForgedxx]

Originally Posted by darkcloud

zombies scare me

Maybe cuz they could be somewhat feasible

WHAT WOULD YOU TAKE DAMMIT!

[Jred22]

This thread is awesome.

1. M 249 SAW


2. G36C


3. F650


4. Kate Beckinsale


5. 3 AM by Young Jeezy.

6. Howard Dean Battle cry - BBYYYAAAAHH!!!

[PLAYON]

excellent!!

[Razzy]

1) Main Weapon - M16


2) Secondary Weapon - Barett .50 Calibre


3) Getaway Ride - MV Agusta F4


4) Girl - Megan Fox
[IMG]http://www.collegec*********/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/06/megan-fox-panties.jpg[/IMG]

5) Theme Song - Kenny Loggins Highway to the dangerzone

6) Battle Cry - WOOT WOOT

[PLAYON]

1.Gatling Gun

2. Chuck Norris

3.Big Foot

4.Adriana Lima

5.Three Drives on a Vinyl - Greece 2000

6. SH*T JUST GOT REAL!!!

[c0nstant]

let me say this before posting: my knowledge of firearms consists entirely of what i see on futureweapons.

primary weapon: barrett M468



backup weapon: atchisson assault shotgun



vehicle: lamborghini reventon



sex slave: jessica alba



my theme song:

my battle cry: SUCK MY BALLS YOU ZOMBIE FUCKS

[PLAYON]

JH, your theme song wins by so much its ridiculous! Hypnotize. well done.

[xxForgedxx]

Originally Posted by PLAYON

JH, your theme song wins by so much its ridiculous! Hypnotize. well done.

Why did you jizz in your pantalones?

[PLAYON]

Originally Posted by xxForgedxx

Why did you jizz in your pantalones?

I googled pictures of Adriana Lima and I. . .jizzed in my pants.

[radix]

Mk 19 automatic grenade launcher:



Yes folks, an automatic weapon that can use 40mm HE rounds.

Winchester model 70 ultimate shadow:



Hummer H1, I gotta agree with xxForgedxx on this one:



Kirsten Kruek:



Rob Dougan - Clubbed to Death:

Battle Cry:

[Tondtar]

Originally Posted by xxForgedxx

This was a thread from a Cobra board I belong to. If you were battling/escaping hordes of zombies what would you pick for:

1. Main weapon
2. Backup weapon
3. Vehicle
4. Babe to repopulate earth with
5. Theme song
6. Battle cry

Hey, Forged ...Screw Rachel. Can I ride with you when they come?

[xxForgedxx]

Originally Posted by Tondtar

Hey, Forged ...Screw Rachel. Can I ride with you when they come?

Well... umm. Hold on I'll think about it

[xxForgedxx]

Originally Posted by Tondtar

Hey, Forged ...Screw Rachel. Can I ride with you when they come?

Ok well I thought about it and in my H1 I have 4 seats, plenty of room in the center and the back because it's not a turtle shell for ammo, food and a blow up matress so me and Rachel Esty (we're getting married) can make babies. So I will put ammo, blow up matress and food


Here:



and you will sit

Here:

[xxForgedxx]

Originally Posted by Tondtar

Hey, Forged ...Screw Rachel. Can I ride with you when they come?

Oh! one more thing

Because

"I can provide food"

"I can provide shelter"

"I can provide security"

You will be on watch at night while me and Rachel are fucking. That's the deal take it or leave it. You coming along I think is going to work out pretty well. We will have much to talk about, things such as what the next gen M3 is going to look like anddd


Oh and we can talk about how fucked Sara504 is going to be because there won't be anymore Coach bags, Blackberries and tanning booths made once the zombies come hahah!

[Tondtar]

Originally Posted by xxForgedxx

Well... umm. Hold on I'll think about it

Originally Posted by xxForgedxx

Ok well I thought about it and in my H1 I have 4 seats, plenty of room in the center and the back because it's not a turtle shell for ammo, food and a blow up matress so me and Rachel Esty (we're getting married) can make babies. So I will put ammo, blow up matress and food


Here:



and you will sit

Here:

Originally Posted by xxForgedxx

Oh! one more thing

Because

"I can provide food"

"I can provide shelter"

"I can provide security"

You will be on watch at night while me and Rachel are fucking. That's the deal take it or leave it. You coming along I think is going to work out pretty well. We will have much to talk about, things such as what the next gen M3 is going to look like anddd


Oh and we can talk about how fucked Sara504 is going to be because there won't be anymore Coach bags, Blackberries and tanning booths made once the zombies come hahah!

Deal ...I'll be your pal. OK, Rachel can come but I like a taste too

[xxForgedxx]

Originally Posted by Tondtar

Deal ...I'll be your pal. OK, Rachel can come but I like a taste too

Sorry no can do. She is my wife, you must bring fap fap books or that chicken in your sig. Unless you can find a hottie that is thicker in a short amount of time, there is one more seat. And we can always use her to feed to the zombies in case we get stuck in mud or something. She can be your play toy, or he... whatever your thing is but I'm sorry. Rachel is mine, all mine.

[Tondtar]

Originally Posted by xxForgedxx

Sorry no can do. She is my wife, you must bring fap fap books or that chicken in your sig. Unless you can find a hottie that is thicker in a short amount of time, there is one more seat. And we can always use her to feed to the zombies in case we get stuck in mud or something. She can be your play toy, or he... whatever your thing is but I'm sorry. Rachel is mine, all mine.

OK ...No fap fap books needed.
Can I bring this chicken along? No sharing, though