Excessive Fappage = Prostate Cancer

EdmBimmer · 01-26-2009, 01:54 PM

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/7850666.stm

fap fap fap fap

DougLikesBMW · 01-26-2009, 02:03 PM

Bullshit. Last they said it was better to fap so you don't get prostate cancer. Those morons. Who the hell does these stupid ass studies anyway?

Seminole · 01-26-2009, 02:04 PM

I thought there was a study that said fapping REDUCED your risk for prostate cancer...?

NewSong · 01-26-2009, 02:08 PM

Bookmarked!

Showing this to the wife to make a case for why I need more weekly "access".

DougLikesBMW · 01-26-2009, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by NewSong

Bookmarked!

Showing this to the wife to make a case for why I need more weekly "access".

I need to find that article off of a medical website for you, it has a study on "swallowing" reduces breast cancer chances for women.

BForbes · 01-26-2009, 02:12 PM

I didnt even know what the term ''fapping'' was until I read the link..lol

I'm not sure I agree. My grandfather died of prostate cancer 8years ago. He had 11 children. Go figure.

Tondtar · 01-26-2009, 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by BForbes

I didnt even know what the term ''fapping'' was until I read the link..lol

I'm not sure I agree. My grandfather died of prostate cancer 8years ago. He had 11 children. Go figure.

Your grandpa was a major fapper ...He'd have 110 kids if he wasn't

j/k ...may he R.I.P.

aut0sh0cker · 01-26-2009, 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by DougLikesBMW

I need to find that article off of a medical website for you, it has a study on "swallowing" reduces breast cancer chances for women.

you mean this one??

http://tatom.org/documents/CNN.com-S...studyshows.htm

BForbes · 01-26-2009, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Tondtar

Your grandpa was a major fapper ...He'd have 110 kids if he wasn't

j/k ...may he R.I.P.

Lol...I know right. Variety was on his side. He produced a Lawyer, Doctors, Hairdresser, a priest, Policeman, Finance exec, Fisherman, Teacher, amongst others.

ejazbmw · 01-26-2009, 04:11 PM

i still don't understand where the word fapping came about....

Tondtar · 01-26-2009, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by ejazbmw

i still don't understand where the word fapping came about....

My guess? ...Do it in a very quiet room next time and listen very carefully. You'll hear it more than once - specially toward the grand finale

ejazbmw · 01-26-2009, 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Tondtar

My guess? ...Do it in a very quiet room next time and listen very carefully. You'll hear it more than once - specially toward the grand finale

ooooh makes sense now haha everytime i heard someone say it i was always like "wtf does that mean"

DougLikesBMW · 01-26-2009, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by aut0sh0cker

you mean this one??

http://tatom.org/documents/CNN.com-S...studyshows.htm

Lol nice - this one is even better than the one I saw.

So my conclusion from all of this is: If you don't swallow, you will get breast cancer, at least that is what I will tell all girls I am with from now on.

Oh and I totally bookmark'd that shit, for reference/proof of course

Think of all the free blowjobs I could get...oh and all the lives I could save.

aut0sh0cker · 01-26-2009, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by DougLikesBMW

Lol nice - this one is even better than the one I saw.

So my conclusion from all of this is: If you don't swallow, you will get breast cancer, at least that is what I will tell all girls I am with from now on.

Oh and I totally bookmark'd that shit, for reference/proof of course

Think of all the free blowjobs I could get...oh and all the lives I could save.

I told that to my ex and she smacked me... then I showed her the article, and all was good

DougLikesBMW · 01-26-2009, 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by aut0sh0cker

I told that to my ex and she smacked me... then I showed her the article, and all was good

Lol, I'll be like, "Look, I'm not telling you to do this for me, I'm telling you to do it for yourself. Help me help you."

aut0sh0cker · 01-26-2009, 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by DougLikesBMW

Lol, I'll be like, "Look, I'm not telling you to do this for me, I'm telling you to do it for yourself. Help me help you."

I'll try that lol

Kiemyster · 01-26-2009, 07:03 PM

the last time i checked, the more you jerk, the safer you are..... my health teacher told me: regular ejaculation prevents prostate cancer...

fuck. someone needs to do some serious studies now. this kind of shit shouldnt be jerked i mean joked about.

Griz · 01-26-2009, 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by DougLikesBMW

Bullshit. Last they said it was better to fap so you don't get prostate cancer. Those morons. Who the hell does these stupid ass studies anyway?

The problem often is that reporters have no idea what they're looking at when they read published research.

They then draw incorrect conclusions and get everyone stressed out.

It's always better to read the original material.

The_Blob · 01-26-2009, 09:17 PM

It helps you lose weight. There was a time when I didn't workout or exercise and I ate a lot of junk food. It's one of the secrets to keep you looking fit, young, and healthy.

mpimping · 01-26-2009, 09:17 PM

this whole forum would have it then

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