Classic!

Midgad · 05-03-2009, 09:52 PM

Add a caption! What do you think he's saying?

davedave · 05-03-2009, 10:28 PM

Where you hide your NOS

AlBel1214 · 05-03-2009, 10:30 PM

I swear to god they put the battery back here now!

TunedM2C · 05-03-2009, 11:25 PM

Hmm, if that's a big 'ol woofer in back he might be geting pulled over for bumpin' too loud.

1013mm · 05-03-2009, 11:32 PM

off topic?

Tondtar · 05-04-2009, 12:11 AM

"No, you are not being pulled over for driving a Bimmer. Errrr ....You are just too Mmmmm ..."brown" looking."

amgthis · 05-04-2009, 12:13 AM

"I can't believe you've done this"

radix · 05-04-2009, 12:13 AM

Really, I am Tiger Woods. Check out my golf clubs.

993 911 · 05-04-2009, 12:17 AM

"Shit, that bag of coke? I don't know sir, probably got slipped in there at Bimmerfest."

scollins · 05-04-2009, 12:31 AM

"How the hell did that dead hooker get in there?!?!"

just4kickz · 05-04-2009, 12:45 AM

"see officer!, no little kids!"

"i has a big woofer! thisssss biggg!"

JeepJeep · 05-04-2009, 12:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tondtar

"No, you are not being pulled over for driving a Bimmer. Errrr ....You are just too Mmmmm ..."brown" looking."

Quote:

Originally Posted by amgthis

"I can't believe you've done this"

lol @ both of these

Jammin Jason · 05-04-2009, 05:08 AM

I keep my pimp hand strong, wanna see?

silvergray545 · 05-04-2009, 08:02 AM

Cop: Your windows are too dark, it's aginst the law.
Dude: Sorry, but my car is a show car, check out the trunk.

johnnymu · 05-04-2009, 08:23 AM

" what the fuck you looking at?"

Midgad · 05-04-2009, 08:34 AM

My schlong is this big too, ya gonna gimme a ticket for that also???

synclastica_86 · 05-04-2009, 08:56 AM

Cop: What is your major.......
Dude: I ain't do no shit dog!

johnnymu · 05-04-2009, 08:57 AM

BMW: why you smiling?
Police: I almost had you man
BMW: you almost had me? You never had me. You never had your car. Ask any racer. Any real racer. It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile, winning's winning.

tridens · 05-04-2009, 10:02 AM

^^^ nice

Don't tase me, bro!

elite · 05-04-2009, 11:18 AM

"Would you want blood on your leather seats?"

UncleWede · 05-04-2009, 12:28 PM

I used to hitchhike to bimmerfest, you hassled me then, too

yomama69 · 05-04-2009, 12:31 PM

Cop: What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

05-03-2009, 09:52 PM	#1
Midgad Free Skier 30 Rep 439 Posts Drives: 128i Coupe, 6MT, M-Sports Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: LI,NY iTrader: (0)	Classic! Add a caption! What do you think he's saying?
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05-03-2009, 10:28 PM	#2
davedave Captain 44 Rep 787 Posts Drives: Godzilla Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Somewhere iTrader: (7)	Where you hide your NOS
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05-03-2009, 10:30 PM	#3
AlBel1214 Major 61 Rep 1,118 Posts Drives: past 135i, now c6, future M3?? Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Philly iTrader: (0)	I swear to god they put the battery back here now! __________________ -----LS3 C6----- *z51 suspension,* *NPP dual mode exhaust(wild2mild),20% tint,* zr1 replica wheels, gloss black fender stripes** R.I.P SGM 135i w/ some mods
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05-03-2009, 11:25 PM	#4
TunedM2C Brigadier General 845 Rep 4,190 Posts Drives: 2016 LBB M2 Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Earth iTrader: (2)	Hmm, if that's a big 'ol woofer in back he might be geting pulled over for bumpin' too loud.
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05-03-2009, 11:32 PM	#5
1013mm aka 1013MM 1331 Rep 9,545 Posts Drives: pokingly flush Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Los Angeles / HK iTrader: (7) Garage List 2009 135i [8.26]	off topic? __________________ -John Project YOSHI Sale Thread
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05-04-2009, 12:11 AM	#6
Tondtar 12 yr old Juvie 1145 Rep 881 Posts Drives: His Mom Crazy Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: El Lay iTrader: (2) Garage List 2008 (RIP in 2011) ... [0.00]	"No, you are not being pulled over for driving a Bimmer. Errrr ....You are just too Mmmmm ..."brown" looking."
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05-04-2009, 12:13 AM	#7
amgthis Tire Racks 53 Rep 1,232 Posts Drives: AW 1M Coupè Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: San Francisco, CA iTrader: (0)	"I can't believe you've done this" __________________ Alpine White 1M Coupè Gone:2006 Alpine White E46 M3 ZCP RIP
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05-04-2009, 12:13 AM	#8
radix you know he kills little girls like you 398 Rep 892 Posts Drives: - Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: - iTrader: (0)	Really, I am Tiger Woods. Check out my golf clubs.
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05-04-2009, 12:17 AM	#9
993 911 Captain 51 Rep 882 Posts Drives: Z3M, F31, G07 Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Portland iTrader: (0)	"Shit, that bag of coke? I don't know sir, probably got slipped in there at Bimmerfest."
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05-04-2009, 12:31 AM	#10
scollins Bootleggin' 'n Gunrunnin' 148 Rep 2,372 Posts Drives: 2024 X3 M40i Join Date: May 2007 Location: Renton, WA iTrader: (3)	"How the hell did that dead hooker get in there?!?!" __________________ Scott 2024 G01 X3 M40i, Brooklyn Grey Metallic /// 2015 F15 X5 35i, Space Gray Metallic, 99K miles /// 2013 F30 320xi, Mojave Metallic, 112k miles 2019 Ford F450 STX, Oxford White 2013 Ducati Multistrada Touring S, Red
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05-04-2009, 12:45 AM	#11
just4kickz boku no namae ha... 344 Rep 11,023 Posts Drives: 2006 BS 330i Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: S. Bay Area, CA + Newark, NJ + ChiCity + True Blue iTrader: (11) Garage List 2006 E90 330i [0.00]	"see officer!, no little kids!" "i has a big woofer! thisssss biggg!" __________________ looking for a PreLCI Black Sapphire e90 front bumper without license plate holes "Akimbo shotguns. Broken wrists anyone? And don't give me that 'it's just a game' bull**. Where the are my akimbo interventions then?! One scope on each eye mother**er!!"
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05-04-2009, 05:08 AM	#13
Jammin Jason We run LA 101 Rep 352 Posts Drives: Slow E90 Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Socal iTrader: (0) Garage List 06 E90 [0.00]	I keep my pimp hand strong, wanna see? __________________ HATERS GONNA HATE
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05-04-2009, 08:02 AM	#14
silvergray545 Skittles, OT OG 2348 Rep 649 Posts Drives: Lots of M cars Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Cleveland, OH iTrader: (1) Garage List 2016 BMW M3 ZCP [0.00] 2000 BMW M Roadster [0.00] 2004 BMW M3 [0.00] 2014 VW GLI [0.00]	Cop: Your windows are too dark, it's aginst the law. Dude: Sorry, but my car is a show car, check out the trunk.
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05-04-2009, 08:23 AM	#15
johnnymu Warranty Killer 127 Rep 1,014 Posts Drives: Nike shoe Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: cincinnati, OH iTrader: (4)	" what the fuck you looking at?" __________________ EUROPROJEKTZ Midwest Member 08 335i Jet Black \| too much to name....
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05-04-2009, 08:34 AM	#16
Midgad Free Skier 30 Rep 439 Posts Drives: 128i Coupe, 6MT, M-Sports Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: LI,NY iTrader: (0)	My schlong is this big too, ya gonna gimme a ticket for that also???
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05-04-2009, 08:56 AM	#17
synclastica_86 Captain 250 Rep 735 Posts Drives: F32 435i, E92 M3, S550 Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Hong Kong iTrader: (0) Garage List 2013 BMW F32 435iA [0.00] 2009 BMW E92 M3 [0.00] 2008 Mercedes S550 ... [0.00]	Cop: What is your major....... Dude: I ain't do no shit dog! __________________ Current: BMW F32 435iA M-Sports; BMW E92 M3, M-DCT; Mercedes W221 S550 4matic; Ford Fiesta ST; Nissan Silvia S15 Spec-R Retired: BMW E93 323iA; BMW E85 Z4 3.0i, SMG; Lexus IS 250 AWD; Lexus GX 470; Mercedes W203 C230 Sportscoupe; Peugeot 206 S16; Peugeot 206 RC
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05-04-2009, 08:57 AM	#18
johnnymu Warranty Killer 127 Rep 1,014 Posts Drives: Nike shoe Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: cincinnati, OH iTrader: (4)	BMW: why you smiling? Police: I almost had you man BMW: you almost had me? You never had me. You never had your car. Ask any racer. Any real racer. It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile, winning's winning. __________________ EUROPROJEKTZ Midwest Member 08 335i Jet Black \| too much to name....
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05-04-2009, 10:02 AM	#19
tridens Delivered :) 16 Rep 102 Posts Drives: 135i Coupe Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Charleston, SC iTrader: (0)	^^^ nice Don't tase me, bro! __________________ 135i Coupe AWCR \| M Sport Package \| Premium Hi-Fi \| Comfort Access \| Power Seats \| Anti-Theft Alarm mods Performance Exhaust \| Side Skirts \| Short Shift Kit \| Blacked Out Kidneys
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05-04-2009, 11:18 AM	#20
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05-04-2009, 12:28 PM	#21
UncleWede Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner 18525 Rep 9,432 Posts Drives: G01 X3 M40i Dark Graphite Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Oxnard, CA iTrader: (0)	I used to hitchhike to bimmerfest, you hassled me then, too
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05-04-2009, 12:31 PM	#22
yomama69 Banned 62 Rep 688 Posts Drives: 2007 E90 335i Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Austin, Texas iTrader: (0)	Cop: What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
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