❯ Ah Omegle.com Let the fun begin
| 05-19-2009, 01:58 PM | #1 |
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Ah Omegle.com Let the fun begin
A site that connects you to random people to chat with one-on-one. Its a bit random but funnny most of the time.
Post your funny ones! Stranger: I like wearing panties You: really? You: thats good Stranger: yes You: good for you You: i like shoes Stranger: Thats nice You: im glad we both like wearing clothing You: ur a dude huh Stranger: Yes You: haha |
| 05-19-2009, 02:09 PM | #2 | |
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Stranger: hi there
You: wut wut Stranger: haha Stranger: nice You: yes it is Stranger: the word wut is like cake You: i love cake Stranger: its very loveable You: didnt know cake was lovable You: but ill take it in to consideration Stranger: you should Stranger: i like chocolate cake You: choc cake ftw You: red velvet. You: drool Stranger: did you know that every mothersday needs a mothers night Stranger: and thats people have dads You: mothersday passed You: just another halmark holiday Stranger: i agree You: speaking of holiday You: 3 day weekend!!! Stranger: not for me You: that sucks Stranger: i know Stranger: it makes me want to stab someone Stranger: but i wont Stranger: i think You: you should You: just dont get caught Stranger: thats the bad part of stabing Stranger: someone might prison rape you
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| 05-19-2009, 03:45 PM | #4 |
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You: Hello
Stranger: hi... Stranger: 22m singapore.. Stranger: u? You: 48f South Africa Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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| 05-19-2009, 03:47 PM | #5 | |
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| 05-19-2009, 04:51 PM | #8 | |
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hahahahahahaha
Stranger: im 15 f NY you? (real!) Stranger: hurry up ****** You: havent you ever seen to catch a predator You: i dont wanna meet chris hansen Stranger: wtf? whos that? You: dateline nbc mofo You: kids these days
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| 05-19-2009, 05:02 PM | #9 |
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Stranger: hello
You: hi stranger Stranger: how are you today? You: my cock itches Stranger: wash it sometmes You: my ass hole itches Stranger: so try to grab your dick and push to your anus |
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| 05-19-2009, 05:09 PM | #10 |
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lol
Stranger: hi You: hey You: i farted Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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| 05-19-2009, 05:11 PM | #11 |
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You: hey asl?
Stranger: 19 m malaysia You: do you have tiny cock? Stranger: no Stranger: i hav big one You: what about hens?
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| 05-19-2009, 05:29 PM | #12 | |
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You: yarr
Stranger: hey, asl? You: i be a pirate You: yarr Stranger: oh Stranger: well then you can help me You: give me all yer booty Stranger: i got my mother and 3 sisters pregnant Stranger: wat do i do? You: yarrr? Stranger: yeah You: thats wrong You: let me guess You: youre from the south Stranger: uh Stranger: yeah Stranger: goergia You: not suprised Stranger: thats offensive! You: sorry bud...youre screwed Stranger: ok Stranger: wait Stranger: i have piece of glass Stranger: can i do home abortion ? You: you should slit your wrists You: its over for you man Stranger: that would be painful Stranger: i can probably get in there with my hoe and cut them kids out Stranger: and save them You: ...no watching you breed would be painful
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| 05-19-2009, 05:31 PM | #13 |
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:LOL:
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hi You: im naked Stranger: r u really You: yes Stranger: how nice of u to tell me that Stranger: and why r u naked You: i did this for you Stranger: and r u a boy You: kinda Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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| 05-19-2009, 06:13 PM | #14 | |
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You: wut wut
Stranger: HI DER You: durr You: derp derp Stranger: derp da derp You: derka derka mohammed jihad Stranger: derp da derp da derp derp derp Stranger: IS Stranger: derp da derp derp derp You: derp
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| 05-19-2009, 06:19 PM | #15 |
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hola You: asl Stranger: 15 f You: FUCKKKK NOOOO CHRIS HANSEN YOU AIN'T GETING ME THAT EASY You have disconnected. |
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| 05-19-2009, 06:21 PM | #16 | |
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| 05-19-2009, 06:21 PM | #17 |
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Stranger: 24/m with cam looking for fun
You: 16/f Stranger: to young for me You: 63/f/saudi arabia Stranger: ok perfect Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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| 05-19-2009, 06:30 PM | #19 |
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Stranger: hey
You: you are one awkward person. no wonder you're on here. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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| 05-19-2009, 06:36 PM | #20 |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: im gay You: OoOo yea You: im Macho Man Randy Savage Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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| 05-19-2009, 06:52 PM | #21 |
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My brute has officially taken over Omegle
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hello Stranger: Hey stranger if you are bored you should try this game: http://ns7766.mybrute.com/ Thank You =) Have Fun.. Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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| 05-19-2009, 07:02 PM | #22 |
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: ni hoa Stranger: sup sugaa tits Stranger: i dont speak no chinese You: if by sugaa tits, you mean my honey glazed penis Stranger: no i dont Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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