What's your best pickup line at a club?

nismo-gtr · 06-09-2009, 02:53 AM

Enlighten us pimps with your best pickup line!

endofanera7 · 06-09-2009, 02:55 AM

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

Blake · 06-09-2009, 02:55 AM

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Originally Posted by endofanera7

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

god dammit, i was just about to post that.

endofanera7 · 06-09-2009, 02:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Blake

god dammit, i was just about to post that.

sorry too slow...

SoCali E36 · 06-09-2009, 03:01 AM

i dont say shit. i look and they cum

MCMLXXXIX · 06-09-2009, 03:04 AM

fresh prince ftmfw! haha

"I think I've seen your picture somewhere before. Oh yeah, that's right. It was in the dictionary next to 'KABLAM!'"

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ZJP · 06-09-2009, 07:16 AM

Fuck me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

TK-421 · 06-09-2009, 07:47 AM

Is that a mirror in your pocket, 'cause I can see me in your pants

KiokenM3 · 06-09-2009, 08:52 AM

"can you feel that?" mind you im dry humping her while i say that.

Comet · 06-09-2009, 09:09 AM

"so 15$ a lapdance.. how much to take you home?"

lol j/k

MrAdams · 06-09-2009, 10:43 AM

"What's up girl have you heard of Microsoft?.."

BMW_TT · 06-09-2009, 10:45 AM

"Hi"

That's it

Cab5er · 06-09-2009, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by KiokenM3

"can you feel that?" mind you im dry humping her while i say that.

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Originally Posted by BMW_TT

"Hi"

That's it

This one usually works the best

Blake · 06-09-2009, 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by BMW_TT

"Hi"

That's it

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Originally Posted by Cab5er

This one usually works the best

+1...then you don't look like some cheese dick with a stupid pickup line

BMW_TT · 06-09-2009, 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Cab5er

This one usually works the best

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Originally Posted by Blake

+1...then you don't look like some cheese dick with a stupid pickup line

Oh and I forgot to mention that my hand is usually on their ass after I say that.

E90SLAM · 06-09-2009, 12:45 PM

"How you doin?"
(Joey is "Friends")

BillLee · 06-09-2009, 12:46 PM

"Get in the car"

BMW F22 · 06-09-2009, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by E90SLAM

"How you doin?"
(Joey is "Friends")

Joey FTMFW!! That dude is awesome!!

taliesen · 06-09-2009, 01:04 PM

I don't use pickup lines . . . I just sit at the bar and lick my eyebrows.

Cyrax91 · 06-09-2009, 01:09 PM

You've got 206 bones in your body..., want one more?

Mega Man · 06-09-2009, 01:18 PM

"Did you know that the distance from here to here" (touching her wrist and then her elbow), "is the same as the distance from here to here?" (touching her closest shoulder to you to the shoulder farthest from you; you'll have your arm around her if you did it right).

ybbiz34 · 06-09-2009, 01:29 PM

"There is a time and place for pick-up lines. The time is never, you can guess the place."

06-09-2009, 02:53 AM	#1
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06-09-2009, 10:45 AM	#12
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