Renting a Dwarf - Midget

MoreCowbell · 12-15-2009, 04:15 PM

I am having a Christmas party for my family at my home and I am looking for a Dwarf - Midget - Little Person who can serve drinks with a tray attached to their head. I will pay a fair cash wage for this service.

I am having a tough time finding a Dwarf - For - Hire. Can any of you point me to a Website or something where they have listings? I am located in Manhattan...

Thanks in advance.

jpsum · 12-15-2009, 04:18 PM

I saw weeman in NYC a couple of weeks ago. Contact his agent.

Dmitriy@AUTOcouture · 12-15-2009, 04:18 PM

Call Howard Stern.

ptack · 12-15-2009, 04:21 PM

In the long run, owning is always less expensive than leasing.

Ender514 · 12-15-2009, 04:24 PM

interesting....

BMW F22 · 12-15-2009, 04:26 PM

W.T.F.? I respect you as a member but that sounds a little messed up.

RevC · 12-15-2009, 04:27 PM

theres a midget running around somewhere around here

MrAdams · 12-15-2009, 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ptack

In the long run, owning is always less expensive than leasing.

honestly I'd put a listing on Craigslist I'm almost positive you'd get some responses

but, he's got a point!!!

MrAdams · 12-15-2009, 04:31 PM

p.s. can you please post pics if this goes through.

nmulax · 12-15-2009, 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ptack

In the long run, owning is always less expensive than leasing.

Post on Craigslist - I'm sure someone will reply.

561design · 12-15-2009, 04:51 PM

Here you go.

http://www.shortdwarf.com/

I never did business with them. I just found them on the interwebz.

Blake · 12-15-2009, 04:55 PM

i want to go to this party. i'll bring some amputee nymphomaniacs.

MoreCowbell · 12-15-2009, 05:48 PM

It shouldn't be that big of a deal. See, my wife wanted to hire 2 people, and I wanted to hire 1. We are big believers in compromise, so we are going to go with 1.5 helpers. The midget is where the ".5" comes in.

I just want a hard worker. As a bonus, maybe the little guy can serve drinks by putting a tray on his head or walk around in a sombrero with chips on the rim and salsa in the middle. That would be great.

I don't need the little one to be giving my guests Rusty Trombones or anything, it's more of a family event.

escobar929 · 12-15-2009, 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blake

i want to go to this party. i'll bring some amputee nymphomaniacs.

can i come if i bring some mentally retarded girls? oh wait, im in SFL, they're everywhere

SoCali E36 · 12-15-2009, 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MoreCowbell

It shouldn't be that big of a deal. See, my wife wanted to hire 2 people, and I wanted to hire 1. We are big believers in compromise, so we are going to go with 1.5 helpers. The midget is where the ".5" comes in.

I just want a hard worker. As a bonus, maybe the little guy can serve drinks by putting a tray on his head or walk around in a sombrero with chips on the rim and salsa in the middle. That would be great.

I don't need the little one to be giving my guests Rusty Trombones or anything, it's more of a family event.

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aut0sh0cker · 12-15-2009, 11:32 PM

www.rentamidget.com

do you have google??

MontegoGoGoGo · 12-16-2009, 12:09 AM

You could always do 2 midgets and 1 woman with no legs wheeling around on a cart. That equals 1.5 too.

You could even make her cart remote control and you can just zip her around to whoever looks like they need a refill.
Or make her run over an uninvited guests and push them out the door.

Bimmer-Pilot · 12-16-2009, 12:40 AM

All you need is right here..Click

Beetle

Heinzftw · 12-17-2009, 04:34 AM

EASY!!!

Craigslist.com
Post in "Gigs" section in your area.
"Need Dwarf for christmas party"

Kroy · 12-17-2009, 04:02 PM

OP, if this party happens, take some pics for us.

AllydNYC · 12-17-2009, 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bimmer-Pilot

All you need is right here..Click

Beetle

The would be awesome. Haven't heard of him in a while!

c0nstant · 12-17-2009, 09:22 PM

pm coldasicex5

12-15-2009, 04:15 PM	#1
MoreCowbell Lieutenant Colonel 535 Rep 1,702 Posts Drives: 24 i5M60 23 X740 23 Vette Z06 Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Westchester, NY iTrader: (0)	Renting a Dwarf - Midget - Little Person I am having a Christmas party for my family at my home and I am looking for a Dwarf - Midget - Little Person who can serve drinks with a tray attached to their head. I will pay a fair cash wage for this service. I am having a tough time finding a Dwarf - For - Hire. Can any of you point me to a Website or something where they have listings? I am located in Manhattan... Thanks in advance.
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561design z4um Hooligan 154 Rep 586 Posts Drives: 3.0Si Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Woodstock,Ga iTrader: (1)	Here you go. http://www.shortdwarf.com/ I never did business with them. I just found them on the interwebz. __________________ Charles flickr
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12-15-2009, 04:55 PM	#12
Blake Banned 795 Rep 4,643 Posts Drives: Chevy Aveo Join Date: May 2008 Location: Parent's Basement iTrader: (7)	i want to go to this party. i'll bring some amputee nymphomaniacs.
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12-15-2009, 05:48 PM	#13
MoreCowbell Lieutenant Colonel 535 Rep 1,702 Posts Drives: 24 i5M60 23 X740 23 Vette Z06 Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Westchester, NY iTrader: (0)	It shouldn't be that big of a deal. See, my wife wanted to hire 2 people, and I wanted to hire 1. We are big believers in compromise, so we are going to go with 1.5 helpers. The midget is where the ".5" comes in. I just want a hard worker. As a bonus, maybe the little guy can serve drinks by putting a tray on his head or walk around in a sombrero with chips on the rim and salsa in the middle. That would be great. I don't need the little one to be giving my guests Rusty Trombones or anything, it's more of a family event.
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aut0sh0cker meh 125 Rep 1,752 Posts Drives: E92 335i, 997.2 C4S Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: 91362 iTrader: (2)	www.rentamidget.com do you have google??
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MontegoGoGoGo I'm kind of a bitch 396 Rep 895 Posts Drives: Montego/Cream E93 Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: St. Louis & St. Petersburg iTrader: (0) Garage List 2007 E93 [0.00]	You could always do 2 midgets and 1 woman with no legs wheeling around on a cart. That equals 1.5 too. You could even make her cart remote control and you can just zip her around to whoever looks like they need a refill. Or make her run over an uninvited guests and push them out the door. __________________ E93: Montego/Cream <---- E46 (Coupe): JB/Black <---- E30 (Cabrio): Alpine White/Black
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12-17-2009, 04:02 PM	#20
Kroy Brigadier General 177 Rep 3,032 Posts Drives: E90 Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Los Angeles, CA iTrader: (1)	OP, if this party happens, take some pics for us.
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