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      03-19-2010, 10:16 AM   #1
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Navigation is trying to kill me

Why the hell does it seem every time I have to use my navigation it takes me through the damn ghettos. It's like they are out to kill me. Every damn time!!! And I live in Baltimore so these are real ghettos haha. Under route selection they should have a "avoid gangland" route.
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      03-19-2010, 11:20 AM   #2
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Lol. Change your nav settings.
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      03-19-2010, 11:22 AM   #3
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      03-19-2010, 11:25 AM   #4
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      03-19-2010, 12:49 PM   #5
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Your nav is probably set to "shortest time." The nav, knowing it is installed in a 335i, knows that you will drive "crazy fast" through gangland to avoid getting 'jacked, thereby making it the "shortest time" route to take.

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The BMW navigation kinda blows sometimes. It's not as intuitive and everything you type in has to be an exact match. Otherwise it won't show up. Sometimes it would take me a few tries to find something just because it's in a different category and one would think.
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      03-19-2010, 01:46 PM   #9
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just get Chuck Norris' voice for your navigation...you WILL feel safer.
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hahahaha I was planning on making a thread like this too

I usually get sent through the ghetto in LA when ever there's traffic and I tell the nav to make it a dynamic route. She takes me through some tiny, shady streets lol

+1 on "Avoid Ghetto" route preference haha
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      03-19-2010, 02:06 PM   #11
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just get Chuck Norris' voice for your navigation...you WILL feel safer.
And then you just sit back and relax. That voice alone would steer the car with fear.
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Stick a yellow sign in the window that says, "Chuck Norris on board."

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Stick a yellow sign in the window that says, "Chuck Norris on board."

that. :P


all GPS makers for every company should hire people to go around and constantly update ghetto regions and send them to the GPSes, and of then of course add the avoid ghetto option
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      03-19-2010, 03:10 PM   #14
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Same problem exist in Philly,

If you use the never loss in the rental cars and want to head north of the city it runs you through the middle of the city and the worse sections when there are two perfectly good highways that go around the city and keeps you out of the bad areas.

If you are not familiar with the area and know to avoid this are you could find yourself in lots of trouble.
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      03-19-2010, 03:40 PM   #15
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Yup BMW navi kinda sucks, especially sucks hard in POI category.
So hard to browse anything if anything.
Man I wish ours could do voice search like audi and merc instead of flipping through hard to choose category and must be exact name search. PITA
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      03-19-2010, 07:59 PM   #16
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i have more confidence in my cheapo Nuvi 200 than my BMW nav. usually a 40% chance the BMW nav won't recognize the street name i'm trying to input.
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      03-20-2010, 03:19 AM   #17
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I've been using my iPhone more than I'd want to since, as stated above, you have to be
exact.... Very exact...
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      03-20-2010, 03:27 AM   #18
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lol mine took me down a one way street once
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      03-20-2010, 10:02 AM   #19
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The problem is they can't effing legally avoid the ghetto because that would be redlining and illegal. Stupid laws and stupid navigation are going to get my stupid not knowing where I'm going ass killed.
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LOL
one time my stupid navi took me through compton
it was actually not that bad
until i got to one street where there were all these black guys just standing around and there and they started staring at me
i made a quick u turn and got the hell out of there
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      03-21-2010, 10:07 AM   #21
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I agree. This becomes a concern when I visit the US. I just stick to 'fastest route' preference & stick to Highways!
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      03-21-2010, 11:36 AM   #22
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just drive fast through the ghetto
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