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      03-24-2010, 11:25 PM   #1
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      03-24-2010, 11:30 PM   #2
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lol. this is the funniest fucking video i have ever seen. i just watched it 5 times. hahaha
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      03-24-2010, 11:31 PM   #3
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      03-24-2010, 11:35 PM   #4
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      03-24-2010, 11:35 PM   #5
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where im from this is normal haha, i hate to say it but its true...ive seen dealers spray the engine bay and toast heating coils etc...luckily i was born with a different mentality than a southerner
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where im from this is normal haha, i hate to say it but its true...ive seen dealers spray the engine bay and toast heating coils etc...luckily i was born with a different mentality than a southerner
meaning, your parents aren't blood related? you're one of the lucky ones... there's plenty off cross-eyed people here, and florida isn't really even the south
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meaning, your parents aren't blood related? you're one of the lucky ones... there's plenty off cross-eyed people here, and florida isn't really even the south
haha no i mean, lifted trucks, camo coveralls, and a reading level of a 5th grader
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      03-24-2010, 11:57 PM   #9
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haha no i mean, lifted trucks, camo coveralls, and a reading level of a 5th grader
You described a lot of people I know back home lol. Which is why I moved!
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      03-24-2010, 11:59 PM   #10
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You described a lot of people I know back home lol. Which is why I moved!
we all know you moved to join a fellow e90poster, you dont have to front
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we all know you moved to join a fellow e90poster, you dont have to front
Hey Im single and I havent moved back! That should show for something lol
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      03-25-2010, 12:01 AM   #12
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Hey Im single and I havent moved back! That should show for something lol
you havent had someone down here to persuade you yet
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you havent had someone down here to persuade you yet
oh is that how it goes
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oh is that how it goes
you might have to do a homecoming and visit the real LA(lower bama)
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you might have to do a homecoming and visit the real LA(lower bama)
Im visiting Mobile this summer.
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I'm done for the night. After the doggy-sex/throw-up, the internet distractions video, and finally this, my abs can no longer sustain anymore laughter. I am in some serious pain here.
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im a couple hours from mobile, give me a holla when you cross into the dirty A
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      03-25-2010, 11:52 AM   #20
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      03-25-2010, 01:05 PM   #21
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