[spanishooligan]

One day a man and a monkey walked in to a bar, the man sat down and proceeded to order a beer whilst the monkey ran around and jumped on to a table picked up a bag of crisps and eat it, then he jumped on to the bar and picked up a piece of lemon and eat that too, so as the monkey jumped on to the pool table and picked up a ball and eat it the bartender angrily said to the man, have you seen what your stupid monkeys done!!! to which the man replies: Oh sir i´m sorry but don't worry i will pay for everything he´s eaten. so he has another drink, pays up and leaves. A few days later the same man came in with the monkey again, orders a drink whilst the bartender watches the monkey jump on to the bar pick up a cherry put it in his arsehole and then eat it, pick up another one and do the same, so the bartender turned to the man and says to him: Oy what is that monkey of yours doing that for, to which the man said: Well after shiting out that pool ball the other day he checks everything now to make sure it fits properly.......!

[longtran]

ha ha.

[Lucid4000]

lol

[Tony717]

lol

[E91 Dude]

Hahaha, eww.

[Alpine]

uh... ha?

[MacAttack]

That's way out in Left field.