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      11-03-2010, 09:14 PM   #1
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Hola amigos

Im gonna show you some slang (expresiones)

-Me estas hinchado los cojones:

Literally: you're inflating my nuts. The meaning is, when somebody is bothering you so much and want to warn he.

-Te voy a dar una ostia que te van a tener que bautizar de nuevo

Literally: Im gonna punch you in such hard way that you have to be baptized again

-Me cago en tus muertos

Literally: i shit on your dead parents. No need to clear, thought

-Esta tan cachonda que si se quita las bragas y las tira al techo se quedan pegadas

Literally: She is so hot/wet that if she drop his pants/underwear and throw it to the roof its gets sticked on.



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There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.
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good yob mayn. u jot all dee kweeshtons ride?
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Eres mas tontos que mis cojones, que llevan 32 aņos juntos y aun no se conocen

Your more dumb than my balls/nuts/testicles; 32 years togheter and still dont know each other

pd: nicuuuuuuuuu
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Eres mas tontos que mis cojones, que llevan 32 aņos juntos y aun no se conocen

Your more dumb than my balls/nuts/testicles; 32 years togheter and still dont know each other

pd: nicuuuuuuuuu
Sometimes I wonder if Javi is fluent is his own language...
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Sometimes I wonder if Javi is fluent is his own language...
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took 4 years of spanish in high school.
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panocha, puto, pantalones, alla, aqui, cabron
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My HS spanish teacher was hot, just out of college, and had a tattoo of a rose on her left titty...

I didn't learn shit.
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Fuck I want one of those.
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Eres mas tontos que mis cojones, que llevan 32 aņos juntos y aun no se conocen

Your more dumb than my balls/nuts/testicles; 32 years togheter and still dont know each other

pd: nicuuuuuuuuu
joo talkin to me o da picture mayn?
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Javi, youre fucking goofy as hell.

Lol.
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