Have you ever shat your self?

JayKay335i · 11-10-2010, 09:50 PM

Lets be honest here. It is the interwebs after all.

BTM · 11-10-2010, 10:03 PM

Assuming being a baby in diapers doesn't count...no. I've pissed myself plenty as a kid though

c0nstant · 11-10-2010, 10:07 PM

yes

CollinsE90 · 11-10-2010, 10:36 PM

yes

Tondtar · 11-10-2010, 11:40 PM

Yes

Fuckin' Diarrhea in the 4th grade and a moron teacher who did not let me excuse myself in the middle of his class. I left a yellow trail when I left the classroom in middle of his talk. He looked at it and did not say a word.

JayKay335i · 11-11-2010, 12:16 AM

Quality lighter side polling

Couch · 11-11-2010, 11:50 AM

Funny story....

High school senior trip with a few friends to Cancun. Just arrived, sitting out on the balcony have a few drinks and we look over and see this girl crying. Her friend comes out to console her and says don't worry about all of that. Look at all those guys checking you out.

My friend mummbles to us, "Smell this bitch", pause....."Oh shit, I just shit myself." He goes and changes, comes back smile on his face. He threw his dirty ass, shit-stained underwear on the clean towel cart.

Had to be there, but we still talk about it 10 years later.

I can't remember, but I'm sure I've shit myself.

NYCGarbagePrince · 11-11-2010, 12:19 PM

a couple weeks ago.....

I had just gotten back from Dominican Republic the day before. I was an idiot and ingested the water. I paid the price for the next 3 days. My stomach bubbled all day every day for those 3 days. It was monday morning I woke up and did my thing including a morning shit took a shower and started feeling the bubbles again. I played it off as a bit of gas. I got in the elevator just as it started to push its way out. I tried to hold it in but it escaped...

I will pause here and describe the setting. It is 6 am and I really wasn't worried about someone else getting on the elevator. Since I moved into the building, I have maybe rode the elevator in the morning with another passenger a handful of times.

So i let the fart escape... big mistake. I felt it on my leg and instantly the smell filled the elevator. I quickly hit the first button i could hit but the door closed and was headed down. I hit floor 7.. I live on the 22nd. Just my luck, the elevator stops on floor 16 and this nice couple gets into the elevator. The whole elevator is made of mirrors and I could see in the reflection that they could smell it and I was more embarrassed in the moment than I have been in my entire life.

I quickly hopped off on 7 and took the freight elevator back upstairs to my apt. I hope to god I never have to see that couple again. They definitely knew I shit my pants.

JayKay335i · 11-11-2010, 12:34 PM

Close call this morning. Started to let a fart escape immediately after getting out of bed and standing up. I immediately felt some warm squishy goodness between my cheeks. Luckily I was able to drop my drawers and take a real dump before it escaped. Didn't even get the underwear. I was kinda proud.

bigslick82 · 11-11-2010, 01:02 PM

In before morecowbell

(and yes)

Jed · 11-12-2010, 11:13 AM

Hahaha, the ol' gamble and lose!

ragingclue · 11-12-2010, 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by JayKay335i

Close call this morning. Started to let a fart escape immediately after getting out of bed and standing up. I immediately felt some warm squishy goodness between my cheeks. Luckily I was able to drop my drawers and take a real dump before it escaped. Didn't even get the underwear. I was kinda proud.

Mad skillz.

JayKay335i · 11-12-2010, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by ragingclue

Mad skillz.

Word.

I feel as though this thread was a success. Should be on the bimmerpost front page.

Alexander · 11-12-2010, 07:43 PM

I have never shit myself... I swear. Piss yes. Unfortunately quite a few times. I am careful when I fart, plenty of close calls in that department.

ragingclue · 11-12-2010, 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Aonarch

I have never shit myself... I swear. Piss yes. Unfortunately quite a few times. I am careful when I fart, plenty of close calls in that department.

Yeah especially after a night of Dogfish Head Raison d'Etre.... I've had to check myself a few times recently, but every time, I've been squeaky clean. Didn't smell too good though....

AllydNYC · 11-13-2010, 04:57 PM

Whats with you and all these shitty threads? Ehh ehhhh??!?

JayKay335i · 11-15-2010, 02:39 AM

You'll understand when you turn 21.

Bobble · 11-15-2010, 05:05 PM

Yes but was medically induced!
I needed to have a colonoscopy and they give you this brutal crap to drink or pills to take. Me being the I can handle it kind of person decided nope I can take the liquid stuff even though the wifey says no don't. Well since I wouldn't listen to her she let me bear the brunt of it. Needless to say after an 8 hour shit-a-thon one happend that I simply could not hold in. Even the cats looked at me funny! The doctor got quite the laugh out of it when she told him since I was so insistent about being able to handle it. Moral of the story, listen to wifey when it's about pooping!

AllydNYC · 11-15-2010, 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JayKay335i

You'll understand when you turn 21.

Couch · 11-16-2010, 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JayKay335i

You'll understand when you turn 21.

Don't lie, you knew before you were 21.

youngnastyman · 11-17-2010, 04:39 PM

hahaha one time i ate at a late night mexican place after a night of drinking.. stayed the night at a buddys house and whilst having my last smoke (at 4 AM lol) I tried to fart but my ass disagreed and I found myself running to the bathroom to drop a loaf... luckily everyone was asleep and didnt witness my late night fecal fiasco.. I was so embarrased.. lmao

AllydNYC · 11-18-2010, 11:40 AM

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11-10-2010, 09:50 PM	#1
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Couch Colonel 146 Rep 2,900 Posts Drives: E92 335i Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Houston iTrader: (0) Garage List 2007 E92 335i [0.00]	Funny story.... High school senior trip with a few friends to Cancun. Just arrived, sitting out on the balcony have a few drinks and we look over and see this girl crying. Her friend comes out to console her and says don't worry about all of that. Look at all those guys checking you out. My friend mummbles to us, "Smell this bitch", pause....."Oh shit, I just shit myself." He goes and changes, comes back smile on his face. He threw his dirty ass, shit-stained underwear on the clean towel cart. Had to be there, but we still talk about it 10 years later. I can't remember, but I'm sure I've shit myself.
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11-11-2010, 12:19 PM	#8
NYCGarbagePrince Major 258 Rep 1,435 Posts Drives: X6 50i Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: NYC iTrader: (0)	a couple weeks ago..... I had just gotten back from Dominican Republic the day before. I was an idiot and ingested the water. I paid the price for the next 3 days. My stomach bubbled all day every day for those 3 days. It was monday morning I woke up and did my thing including a morning shit took a shower and started feeling the bubbles again. I played it off as a bit of gas. I got in the elevator just as it started to push its way out. I tried to hold it in but it escaped... I will pause here and describe the setting. It is 6 am and I really wasn't worried about someone else getting on the elevator. Since I moved into the building, I have maybe rode the elevator in the morning with another passenger a handful of times. So i let the fart escape... big mistake. I felt it on my leg and instantly the smell filled the elevator. I quickly hit the first button i could hit but the door closed and was headed down. I hit floor 7.. I live on the 22nd. Just my luck, the elevator stops on floor 16 and this nice couple gets into the elevator. The whole elevator is made of mirrors and I could see in the reflection that they could smell it and I was more embarrassed in the moment than I have been in my entire life. I quickly hopped off on 7 and took the freight elevator back upstairs to my apt. I hope to god I never have to see that couple again. They definitely knew I shit my pants.
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11-11-2010, 12:34 PM	#9
JayKay335i Banned 198 Rep 5,046 Posts Drives: ///M323 DCT Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: North Dakota; its best DUHHHHHH iTrader: (1)	Close call this morning. Started to let a fart escape immediately after getting out of bed and standing up. I immediately felt some warm squishy goodness between my cheeks. Luckily I was able to drop my drawers and take a real dump before it escaped. Didn't even get the underwear. I was kinda proud.
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11-15-2010, 02:39 AM	#17
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11-15-2010, 05:05 PM	#18
Bobble Major 56 Rep 1,232 Posts Drives: Whatever POS the wife leaves Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: SoCal iTrader: (1)	Yes but was medically induced! I needed to have a colonoscopy and they give you this brutal crap to drink or pills to take. Me being the I can handle it kind of person decided nope I can take the liquid stuff even though the wifey says no don't. Well since I wouldn't listen to her she let me bear the brunt of it. Needless to say after an 8 hour shit-a-thon one happend that I simply could not hold in. Even the cats looked at me funny! The doctor got quite the laugh out of it when she told him since I was so insistent about being able to handle it. Moral of the story, listen to wifey when it's about pooping!
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youngnastyman Major 223 Rep 1,420 Posts Drives: F83 M4 Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Los Angeles iTrader: (13)	hahaha one time i ate at a late night mexican place after a night of drinking.. stayed the night at a buddys house and whilst having my last smoke (at 4 AM lol) I tried to fart but my ass disagreed and I found myself running to the bathroom to drop a loaf... luckily everyone was asleep and didnt witness my late night fecal fiasco.. I was so embarrased.. lmao
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